Perfectly suited for TV Chosun YY's "The White House Has Fallen"

Hollie 2022-03-19 09:01:03

Another American movie with the main theme, another Hollywood commercial blockbuster with a strong sense of heroism, but this time it was accidentally overdone, and it was used to make fun of the White House, the symbol of American power, and some people even thought of world power. the central area. Niu Cha's White House was shot full of holes, which in the eyes of many people seems to be very addicting, especially in the psychology of Wu Mao, it must have been a sublimated version of YY. So many people suggested that North Korea re-edit the film and make it a headline on their national television, 100 times a day, the effect must be quite spectacular!

Let’s complain about the next few episodes. It is said that the movies that can make the audience complain very happily are also very good, at least they are much better than those movies that are powerless to complain, such as a certain domestic film and so on. .

1. Why does the President of the United States not even know the Prime Minister of South Korea? It's amazing that no one around you even knows it! Actually I always thought they would have a plot where they would tear off their disguise and become an old man or something, but no.

2. The President of South Korea was wiped out on his way to the United States. Until the terrorists arrived at the White House in disguise, no one from South Korea and the United States noticed. It can be seen that the status of the Prime Minister of South Korea is as unnoticed as a small businessman.

3. Such a large extension can actually fly into the restricted area, and it was discovered only 30 minutes away from the White House. Could it be that the US Air Force is on holiday? The two fighter jets sent were actually shot down by each other's machine guns in an instant. Could it be an extended version of the legendary Grandpa Jin who threw a stone and smashed the plane down? And there is no follow-up echelon to keep up quickly.

4. The missiles deployed by the White House are not as advanced as the missiles on a random fighter jet. They were directly detonated by the decoy of the enemy aircraft. Could it be that these missiles in the White House are usually used for fireworks?

5. The agents and guards of the White House disintegrated quickly as if they were holding toy guns in front of more than 40 terrorists. However, when the male pig's feet appeared, the situation quickly reversed, and the turn was a mess. Big brother pig's feet was basically a Gunshots, headshots, and even blind shots. It can be seen how big the gap between the agents of the White House and the male pig's feet is. Don't even try to catch up with it in your life.

6. After being stabbed a few times by the pig's feet, the terrorist of Niucha confessed all of them, and the traitor also found out in an instant. All of this came too fast.

7. The nuclear bomb code is mastered by three people. This terrorist has to gather three people to be in the White House, but it is generally not the president and the vice president to meet foreign leaders, right? What's more, the other party is only a prime minister, and, after entering the bunker, he even let the prime minister stand beside him for a long time. Could it be that the bunker only has one hall? The least common-sense problem is that the president needs to be protected alone. If you can get the president in an instant, you have to fight in the bunker for a while.

8. Pig's feet actually know the password of the safe in the president's office. Even if you know it, the president has been fired. Does the president not know how to change the password? Too unsafe.

9. Several helicopters landed forcibly, and almost the entire army was wiped out. In fact, if this plot was filmed with the help of pig's feet, a plane landed successfully, and then killed all the terrorists with pig's feet and rescued the president. I think This kind of plot is more acceptable to the audience. In the end, I didn't expect that not only did not a special force reach the top, but the plane fell and the pig's feet were injured. What a shame! ! Are you adding difficulty to Pig's Knuckle's Hell Mode?

10. At the beginning of the movie, the president is boxing with the male pig's feet. I thought it indicated that this president is very good. At the end, I have to show a few hands. Either a surprise attack, or a help when the pig's feet are in danger, or finally It's 2V2 with pig's feet, but I haven't shot from start to finish.

11. Why is the president's face so pale after being shot? I thought I was going to die. The makeup artist is too cruel. People just lost blood for a while. And he's also a strong boxer president. This little injury is a P.

12. After the pig's feet wiped out dozens of terrorists, the nuclear bomb explosion was successfully stopped, and the people outside were told that the president had been saved. In other words, why didn't the troops outside rush in in time until they walked out of the gate? They had to put up a POS at the door of the White House, and then swarmed over. The director is probably waiting for this scene. . .

13. To sum up, there are various loopholes, but there is a reasonable explanation to explain the above situation, that is: in fact, Comrade Morgan is the biggest behind-the-scenes BOSS. . In fact, this film has nothing to do with North Korea at all. This is a film about the struggle for power within the US imperialists! !

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In general, this is a movie to kill time. It is not recommended to go to the cinema to watch it. It is suitable for friends who like violent firearms to watch at home to cool off in the heat. I would like to say that its scene production is not bad. Compared with domestic films, there is no possibility of dispatching a fighter jet. At most, it will fly with a paper paste, or use super crappy 3D synthesis. If it doesn't work, go to other people's American movies to steal a few scenes. So, if you look at it with the mentality of killing time, it is still worth watching, not to mention that this period of time is a period of film exhaustion.

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Olympus Has Fallen quotes

  • Kang: I underestimated you. It will not happen again.

    Mike Banning: There is no again. You're gonna die down there. Alone. Cut off from the rest of the world. My advice - save the last bullet for yourself. Because if you don't, I'm gonna stick my knife through your brain. But don't worry. I'm going to leak the photos of your body to the press. You know, because I know you like that kind of shit.

  • Ray Monroe: [giving abort code] Hashtag.

    Mike Banning: What?

    Ray Monroe: Hashtag.

    Secret Service Director Lynn Jacobs: Shift 3!