Skywalker said in his heart: Wipe, I'm still young, what do you mean, director?
Director: According to the big data analysis, you are a bit out of breath...
Skywalker: Wipe, I can still act, what young people like now, let me cosplay it!
So Skywalker put up Buddhist funeral culture in front of the little heroine...
Little heroine: WTF, do you care about the director?
Director: Let the bullets fly for a while.
Here, Princess Leia continues to show her cool skills---escaping...In the
last episode, Big Brother Finn caught up with the little princess, and suddenly the crowd from the N line The actor has become a male partner!
Seeing that Skywalker's temperament is approaching, buddy thought, should I get some political achievements and rush to the actor?
Finn: Director, I'm going to do some big moves. I'm not afraid of hardships, but it's not tiring to work with men and women. Can you hurry up and shoot a girl next to me?
The rebel army also chose the combatants to send the good-looking girls first, so after a few battles, all the good-looking girls from the rebel army died!
There is one Jia Ling overseas version left!
Director: Enter Jia Ling!
So they met for the first time! Both sides were shocked by the other side!
Finn: WTF... Director, did this monster fail to make up?
Jia Ling: WTF... It's easy to hang up with a supporting role!
The two of them were too excited, they both forgot their lines and fell into an awkward chat.... On the
side of the rebel army, they fell into an awkward chat. Generally speaking, the force is with you! You can end the dialogue, similar to the Third Reich: Ha Yi, Hitler!
Finn: The Force is with you!
Jia Ling thought: Wipe, are you going to dump me, be with your sister! Let the stun gun refresh you!
Director: Skywalker, almost done! Act according to the lines!
Skywalker: Director, actually, it's not that I don't want to act. We have already made a series of awesome things about The Force... How do we show it!
Director: There is a gossip in the ancient East, you can just cosplay it!
Skywalker said to the little heroine: Force is a thing, there is yin and yang, we are so awesome, the big brother of the Galactic Empire will be so awesome, so I just wanted to weaken him through the Buddhist funeral culture. Do you understand the martial arts?
Little heroine: The feelings are simple. I won't practice. When you hang up, won't I become as awesome as him? Hahahahahaha Haha
Skywalker: NMB…..
The little heroine who knows this secret, if it’s okay, just go to the WeChat video with the former helmet brother. The
little heroine: Big brother, hurry up and kill Skywalker. . . In this way, the two of us are just as awesome. In the future, one yin and one yang will maintain the balance of the universe. No one will kill anyone. Let's talk about the 20 episodes of Star Wars. What do you think?
Helmet Brother: You know, I am actually a good person by nature, but I graduated from the color kindergarten opened by Skywalker when I was a child. There were shadows in my childhood. For the balance of the universe, I was forced to be a bad person. Do you understand me?
Little heroine: I understand, I understand!
Helmet brother: Hee hee hee, you are welcome to come and play with me!
As a result, the two of them chatting was seen by Skywalker!
Skywalker said: Girl, you are still young. Our universe has been incompatible between good and evil since ancient times. You can’t blend together. You won’t be Jin Yong’s novels. You have read too much...
Little heroine: Haha....
Finn and Jia Ling went to save the spaceship. Las Vegas of the Milky Way...
Where, Jia Ling nags to Finn about her miserable childhood...
Finn said in his heart: Can you have me miserable? In the miserable you still had a childhood, I was an artificial person...
Finally, when they reached the end step by step, they realized that...
Finn: Director, you play with me?
Director: Don’t forget your identities. You are a supporting role. What qualifications do you have to save the world!
The words are divided into two parts: Leia is also cultivating successors....
The handsome guy Oscar sees infinitely close to the position of the successors with his super high force value. As a result, Leia appointed a housewife as the successor...The
housewife went on stage. A pale and feeble speech, the meaning tells everyone, don't be afraid of death, our spirit will live forever!
Oscar: Are you kidding me?
Seeing that the housewives are about to bring everyone to a desperate situation, Oscar is in a hurry, and the coup d'etat is carried out with a small supporting role... At the
critical moment, Princess Leia, who has been asleep for half an episode, woke up and explained to everyone the ins and outs
. Ready to sacrifice for the revolutionary cause, seeing this, Oscar bowed his head in shame!
Housewife: Boy, you are very promising, roll up your sleeves and work hard, the revolutionary cause depends on you!
The little princess finally saw Brother Helmet, and Brother Helmet waited for her to meet the King of the Mountain!
King of the Mountain: Damn, this is a good opportunity. Kill them all and I can continue to act. Hahahaha
Director: Hehe
Helmet finally blocked the rebels in the cave.
Finn started to dream about saving the world again!
Jia Ling stopped him!
Finn: Why?
Jia Ling: The director said, keep you, in the next episode, we will have the little heroine and Oscar to play a romantic drama like Star Wars Gaiden: The Phantom of Love!
Leia said: Don’t be afraid, everyone, I said I’m here, there will be revolutionary comrades to rescue me!
Orderman: Report to Leia, the whatapp sent out shows that they have been read, but they are not coming...
Leia: Skywalker, come on... Don't bear it, do you think you hide and go to the next episode?
Skywalker: Director, do you mean I can't make it through this episode?
Director: Hmm...
Helmet Brother: Hahaha, great. This episode of Skywalker is about to call for a curtain call. This dead man fights with me, and I can also be named in history. Hahahahaha, Skywalker, you have to act according to the lines
. After playing for a while, Brother Helmet felt something was wrong... So he
took the laser bar barrel for a while. Helmet Brother Skywalker
: I am CNMB, he turned out to be a VR!
Skywalker: Do you think my so many episodes are for nothing?
Little heroine: Damn, Skywalker is going to hang up, I'm really awesome! You can lift the stone!
Finn looks at Jia Ling, looks at the little heroine, think about the next episode may be a passionate play with Jia Ling overseas version: Director, you tMD is too cruel!
Oscar glanced at the little heroine: Director, can there be a passion scene in the next episode?
Director: Yes, but not necessarily with whom? Hehehe
Finally, Skywalker looked at the famous sunset on Bali Island, reluctantly left the world, Zen!
Finally, in the far horizon, a young man oppressed by the evil capitalist society, with a red seal, looked at the distance with firm eyes, and meditated in his heart: We are the successors of communism!
(I think: you should hurry up and fly on the broom! This will be combined with Harry Potter! Disney has accepted Marvel, and the Star Wars series should also be integrated!)
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