Only Mercedes-Benz is invincible, Porsche can only be stepped on, haha

Estefania 2022-03-20 09:01:30

Only bad movies will attract everyone to other places. Everyone has said what should be said. As a fake car fan, I will say something else.
I watched this movie alone, and I laughed a lot while watching it. The public relations department of Mercedes-Benz is really cute. The hatred of other luxury cars is like a fight with three-year-old children. List it out:
1. BMW only gets bombed: The dance king wants to detonate and blows up three BMW 7s (it's three) in one fell swoop. Before the explosion, he said: "It's gonna be loud !" It means that BMW is also worthy of blowing up! BMW is considered to be possessed by a degenerate spirit. Is it a feud with you?

2. Porsche only gets trampled: Lao Bu drove our famous Mercedes-Benz box off-road vehicle and drove directly off the bridge. He stepped on countless cars, but he couldn't see the brand clearly. They are all close-ups, so that the audience can clearly see how Mercedes-Benz stepped on the Porsche, and finally stepped on the 911 flat, and our old cloth G off-road? Without even falling off a piece of paint, he just walked away. How did Nima Porsche offend you?

3. Audi is only equipped with soy sauce: no matter how intense the chase is, no matter how many cars you hit, there will always be the same Audi A8 dangling in front of the camera, meeting with Lao Bu for a while, and then being overtaken by Lao Bu’s son and running away. Most of Moscow, he is still wandering under the moonlight! But we Audi comrades have never been in the play. The three cars in the front and back are chasing me, and no one is willing to give Audi, even the chance to be hit. This means that Audi in this world, that is, to make soy sauce, is not as good as those smashed Citroen.

4. The Cherokee is dead: German-style divorce, Chrysler will say goodbye to Mercedes-Benz with its four-wheel drive technology and rear-wheel drive technology. Mercedes-Benz hates Chrysler to death. That's good, Lao Bu made a sudden brake, and the Mercedes-Benz CLS behind him also stopped with a biu (the Mercedes-Benz brakes are not good), and the Cherokee behind him flew over directly. The key is the landing position. After turning 360°, The Cherokee hit the ground in front of it, and smashed the famous seven-stripe bar to the ground. It was the first time I saw the car logo fall out since the action movie started. This means, Chrysler go find teeth all over the place! (Thinking about the Cherokee's 7 bars, it's really like a row of die)

5. Bentley is a car for corpses: Xiao Bu and Lao Bu steal their favorite luxury cars one by one. Chechens have everything in the trunk. If you are interested, you can take a closer look. Mercedes Benz is a waste of one after another, I laughed again. Luxury cars all over the world are sad!

6, Mercedes-Benz, there is no most cattle, only more cattle. Finally, let's take a look at the invincible Mercedes-Benz family, the Thunder Van, the Unimog truck (highly suspect that the armored vehicle is also the Unimog), the G off-road, it can't pretend to be bad, it can't be beaten to death, even if it turns 20 laps, it is still the same. Complete, none of the members of the car were seriously injured, and they could hit the police on the battlefield with their guns up. What's even more amazing is that the old cloth truck has turned countless somersaults, and there is no dust on his body after getting off. The funniest thing is that the streets of Moscow are full of Mercedes-Benz cars, but all the big and small characters seem to have made an appointment. They must not hit the Mercedes-Benz, nor the wall.

7. Maybach is the king of luxury cars. Do you still remember the old cloth and Xiaobu stealing the luxury car just now? In the end, they drove off a Maybach.

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