Also comment on pretending to be a cool and silly b hero and a cute villain

Dallas 2022-03-22 09:01:23

After watching the "worst movie in history" for more than two hours with an attitude of admiration, the
overall feeling is not good or bad, but funny.
Because from the whole, the film's setting and plot are not rotten to the extreme,
of course, nor how the rod, just feel more advanced,
able to reposition itself in the year so a dirty, messy sci-fi blockbuster,
it can be said to open The first of its kind in history.
But Kevin really used his life to
film , because just thinking about the feeling of being in the water and filming all day, you can get prickly heat all over the tide.

The funny thing about the film is that in order to be cool and handsome in the film, director Kevin
used almost every opportunity he played to paint his image
. The thief,
another example, neatly killed a group of motorcycle gangs,
another example, simply burned at least 500 boatmen on the boat,
another example, obviously wanted to be the heroine, but was stunned to be a gentleman.
He gave up because he had to wait for the heroine to be willing.
(Brother, if the heroine hadn't been forced by you to arrange it, I'm
afraid she wouldn't want to accompany you, this rotten fish, on that broken boat, right?)
Although Kevin There is no expression, and he uses his cool skills in every chaotic paragraph,
but the scene I make up for is that every time he completes the "handsome move",
a monologue pops out of his heart: Yo, BABY, I Really handsome, right? I love myself so much, MUA!
Because only in this way can I relax myself from such a simple and rude cool shot.
Restore the true self of the pink narcissist man!

Another lovely thing about the film is that it is a kind of cute
villains specially set to contrast the male protagonist Gao Daquan .
They seem to be ruthless, smart and vicious,
but in fact, their IQs combined are not as good as that of third-grade Chinese elementary school students.
They chattered and searched for the little girl with the totem on her back,
but when they found it, they couldn't even look at it. I don't know,
so I came to a show on
my own, making up nonsense, spilling cans and fooling the boatmen to row to the happy land.
Where is the land? WHO KNOWS?
What's next? WHO CARES?
The villain said: Anyway, they will find out the truth in a month!
Hahaha! WHATEVER!
Really a motivated villain with a good "enjoy today" mentality!
Also, watching every villain go into battle one by one and
argue with the clever and famous little girl, but lose the battle, he is not willing to hurt her even a hair.
I think they are actually quite caring, and they
can be so angry with the little girl that they are so heartbroken. They are
really cute and arrogant men!

The most boring part of the film should be the squeamish male protagonist who came to land.
But OH NO to leave,
I don't know if he doesn't love life with women?
Or is he afraid that he is based on his own tricks and tricks,
and it will not be enough when he gets here?
So, when he left, I think the inner monologue of the heroine and the little girl
should be: bear-like~~

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Waterworld quotes

  • Nord: [to the Mariner] You should have stayed under water.

  • Mariner: I've seen your boat before. Haven't seen you.