what a cheap cologne

Joanny 2022-03-20 09:01:30

To be honest, I really don't understand why Lao Shi would take on such a film. He had a good eye for film selection in the past. His previous works were always very distinctive and able to reflect his acting skills. ...Does the old wet want to take a break in this Hollywood comedy?

After all, Lao Shi is the starring role. As a die-hard fan, I still can't bear to give it the title of "bad film". "Time" commented that this film is a bottle of cheap cologne, and the description is just right - the protagonists are dressed in clothes Upright and upright, living in luxury, fighting aggressively, just like two tall, rich, handsome and one white and rich, and the gorgeous packaging is just like Hollywood style. It's a pity to open the fancy outer packaging of this bottle of cologne, smell it and know that it is indeed fragrant, but the fragrance is a bit choking. So I can only complain about this film:

1: The three leading actors are all good to be honest. I mean, just picking one out makes people feel like they can't pick out any thorns. But I don't know what the director thought, putting these three people together, just looking at the poster, there is a nondescript atmosphere. The biggest flaw in the whole film is... Two tall, rich and handsome men actually fought for an old and degenerate black fungus. What is this for? ! Can't the heroine be replaced by someone younger and more beautiful? I'm not familiar with Rishi Witherspoon. My first impression of her came from "Elephant Tears". After seeing her small figure, apple face and everted teeth, I suddenly felt black, which is similar to the book. The beautiful and moving female pig's feet described is simply too far away. Of course, I have to say, after all, she is an old actor. Rishi Witherspoon still performed this film without any problems. The most impressive thing is that she danced happily to the singing of this is how we do it in her own home. The scene, tsk tsk tsk, it is worthy of recognition that a person who is almost forty years old can still act so youthful. Also, I always thought Chris Pine was a little handsome man. I don't know if he didn't wear makeup or something in this movie, his lips were burnt and he couldn't bear to look directly at him. As for Tang Laoshi, there is basically nothing special about the shape. As for the acting skills, although there is basically no acting skills in this kind of cheap comedy, some details can still show the dignified Tang Laoshi's skills.

Two: The whole film does have jokes, but the jokes are both low-level and obsolete, and they are full of jokes everywhere. Among them, the most seriously complained is that the two agents abused their power to pick up girls. In fact, when I saw this piece, I wanted to swear, what the fuck, where is this? These two agents mobilized their subordinates to pick up girls, and they said "secret", "don't let the country down" and other bullshit. The most ridiculous thing is their subordinates. Don't they realize what they are doing? Looking at how their respective bosses soaked the black fungus called lauren scott, do you still feel that you are collecting information to eliminate harm for the people? This is too unreasonable. That's how the FBI was molested by Hollywood.

Three: Another disgusting part is that this film is full of belittling the commoners, especially the ordinary fathers of ordinary men, as if a real man should be an agent, and a man who does not become an agent will fail. This point of view is reflected in the story of tuck. Tuck is divorced. It is not difficult to see from the film that the reason for his divorce was his job. Tuck concealed his job from his family and said he was a tourist. Agent, so he got divorced, his relationship with his son was a mess, he lost the fight, he was spanked by another father, and he was refused to invite his ex-wife to dinner. In the end, the agent was on TV for his heroic deeds, and the family finally knew he wasn't a travel agent, he was a big hero, so... Hollywood ended: he got on well with his son, and he fought After winning, he fought back against the father who had beaten him, and his ex-wife took the initiative to show her goodwill, and finally remarried. From the beginning to the end, the word travel agent appeared about five times, and the director seemed to be implying, come and be a special agent, if you are not a special agent, your life will be over!

Four: A major failure, the foundation of the film. Netizens have expressed that this is an out-and-out basic film, and the leading actors also admitted that this is not an action film or a romance film, but a film about the friendship between partners. It's a pity that it didn't come up with a level and a style, but made it vulgar and far-fetched. The whole film is kissed and hugged at every turn, i love you i miss you or something, does the director think that this will make thousands of rotten girls crazy? He still doesn't know much about the creature like a rotten girl. When watching the love in mainstream movies, it's not about hugging and hugging each other, or we might as well go to GV? What really moved the rotten girl was the connotation of "you know what I know" and the ambiguity of "you can't stop talking". In this regard, Mr. Nolan's film plays a very good leading role. The most successful buddy film The most famous couple in Inception: arthur and eames, no kisses, no sweet words, a darling, a playful look, and a spoofed little gesture, which really aroused the heart of the rotten girl The ripples. Batman Prequel 3 can be considered to have not lost the face of Lord Nolan. You look at the weak expression on Batman's face when facing Bane, tsk tsk tsk, this is the real lingering and disturbing the world. Nice feeling.

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    Old men are desperate for old women. However, it is not worth the friendship between the old men.

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