Failed fairy tale adaptations

Jada 2022-03-15 09:01:03

I ran to watch it immediately after get off work on the first day it was released in the United States on Friday. I was attracted by the blood and violence in the trailer. I thought it was a horror movie of the same level as Silent Hill, but I was disappointed.

The plot is very simple, it's simple to vomit blood! It is to rescue the children in the town who were kidnapped by the black witch.
The two protagonists came up and rescued a white witch. This witch is really good, with a great body and big breasts. In order to save the missing children in the town and fight against the black witches, the leader of the black witch is so beautiful that he is humanized, and it is impossible to tell that he is a 50-year-old person.
During the period, the Donkey Kong crushed the head and smashed the mayor with one foot. There is also the scene where the male protagonist is killed by the black witch and rescued by the white witch. The white witch really takes the initiative, and the buttocks is really big when she takes off her clothes. I'm shamelessly hard. . . Later, I had a shot with the male protagonist (he died after just one shot, what a waste!).
The most speechless thing is that the witches were attacked by guns painted with water of curse at the witch gathering. These party witches dressed as Lady Gaga were all wiped out by machine guns. . . I'm speechless. . . Is it too irresponsible for the screenwriter to eliminate witches so easily? After all, witches are fairies who have been practicing for hundreds of years. Is it good to use magic? Is it good to refer to Harry Potter? !
It was too easy for the White Witch to die during the Armageddon, and her magic is so weak? In the end, he even used his fist to fight against the black boss witch. . . Please use magic! The witch magic in this movie seems to only be able to fly on a broom. . .
The ending is too hasty, making people feel that the climax has not come, the film is only 70 minutes long, and I feel very uncomfortable after watching it!

If you haven't watched it, you don't have to spend money to watch it in the movie theater. The 3D version costs $15. Save yourself some steak (except for the second generation of rich people)

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Extended Reading

Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters quotes

  • Sheriff Berringer: [as his henchmen hold Gretel] This time, I do the talkin', and you do the bleedin'.

    [Gretel viciously bites his nose, drawing blood]

  • [Hansel and Mina are bathing in a pool of healing waters]

    Hansel: I got it. You know, the last time I was in waters like this, I came across a formidable serpent witch. She mostly looked like a toad, but she could breathe underwater, which made her difficult to track. She was deadly.

    Mina: [swims up to Hansel and silences him] Shh. You talk too much.

    [kisses Hansel and seduces him]