In order to forget my tragic experience of endless assignments, endless papers and endless deadlines, I just went to watch the Les Miserables movie version...Unsurprisingly, it was full of rotten spots and slots!
(I started to vomit on the memo when I saw halfway through it... I'm still figuring out when to watch the second time and buy posters on DeviantArt) In the
confusion of logical speech, take advantage of the fresh memory to spit out in chronological order:
[The following contains spoiler/corrupt content, enter with caution]
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1. Look Down...The producer is worthy of Cameron Macintosh, and the shape of that water lira has passed directly to Titanic, okay!
2. The appearance of several characters: Uncle Hugh Jackman's cute appearance of the mayor! The little policeman...a bit too warm and swallowing water, both in appearance and singing skills. Anne Hathaway has the same beauty with long hair and short hair, and the pink dress in At the end of the day is super charming! (I’m Pink Control...) In the second half, she put on a red seductive suit that symbolizes "depravity". (I don’t know if it’s Mao, I think the color scheme is very similar to Spider-Man...)
3．The scene of letting Uncle trek over the mountains... Director, are you sure that this is not the end of "The Sound of Music" (Hello) Okay, I actually really like this mountainous terrain...
4．Although I know that the bishop is Colm Wilkinson (and I am mentally prepared), I am still gorgeous and beautiful with my uncle's mouth == HJ uncle, I'm sorry for you!
5. I dreamed a dream: I remember someone complained that it was weird to put Anne's big head, it should be a flash-back scene. But I think this is a very good treatment... This is probably the most emotionally expressive song in the main monologue type song, without losing the level of a musical. In contrast, the inner monologues of other characters such as Who am I, Stars and On My Own are not intense enough, as detailed later.
6. Who am I's drama is handled very well, but why does Uncle HJ always tremble in his singing... I feel that his emotions are stronger than the expressiveness of the voice, there is a kind of strange disparity (lol). But the mayor’s look is still very cute. I was HC arrived. = =
7. Master of the House has a good reduction! The Thenardiers are a beautiful version (the boss is pretty small ==)! Cut the cat’s tail and make it into the sausage section. It is not recommended to watch it while eating
. New song Suddenly: It's just a loli-control hymn! This film is about to rival Leon the Professional and become my second favorite uncle loli film!
9. Stars: Facing Notre Dame, the little policeman who sings and walks catwalks along the rooftop is so cute! Just sing too warmly! It was the same before suicide! (It’s really sad to degenerate from the domineering queen Shousheng in the original play to the Xiaobai Shou Qibao...)
10. Gavroche loves it! Oliver was possessed as soon as he appeared! The city of London is cute!
11. ABCers: Enjorlas likes that kind of neurotic blonde boy! (It's too abnormal to wear a red suit on the barricade. Isn't it looking for bullets to eat) Marius is also not bad, a well-behaved petty bourgeoisie. What is more amazing is Grantaire, who has become a black-bellied and beautiful young man who is completely different from the original book! And I'm completely loyal to the original work that I've been glaring with Big E all the time! (Okay, the director must be a G/E fan!)
12. Marius sang Red&Black to Enjorlas, it seemed like flirting, okay! ABC is like a stirrer club!
13. In my life: I feel that the uncle's BLX was wounded alive by the unrequited Cosette. . . This emotional drama is also very loyal to the original, and it is much more expressive than the musical. (I don’t know if it’s Mao, I think the director’s performance makes my uncle more jealous than Xiao E...) 14. On my own The Paris scene in the rain is beautiful, but how can it be cut so short! But sister Samantha’s singing skills are as good as ever (but should she lose weight in the movie...The Eponine in the original book is so thin that she hasn’t grown up ==)
15. The scene change of One day more like it! (Digression: Is the cavalry uniform of the July Dynasty era the same as the Napoleon era? This hasn’t been studied, but it’s so beautiful! By the way, I remember that France was so poor that it was impossible to afford such a brand new uniform, okay) The passage of the little policeman is actually sung in the church.
16. Barricade battle: The people enthusiastically support the behavior of students throwing chairs. . . It seems that 89 is possessed (but Enjorlas standing on the pile of chairs really seems like a large army of waste collection...) And why the barricade is so small! Much smaller than Trailer! (The large barricade only appeared at the end, not satisfied...)
17. A Little Fall of Rain... Director, don't be so simple and visualized! Do you have to let Eponine Huang Jiguang possess her body to block the gunhole! Completely dilute the sad atmosphere!
18. Uncle Javert was not knocked out by his uncle and was knocked out by Enjorlas' wooden stick. . . Isn’t it funny? Hahaha
19. Javert's release: The little policeman’s singing is so tempting! It feels like the uncle discovered Marius's beliefs before he went to tease him... The two of them sang too badly and half-dead, okay! Said a good base!
20. In Drink with me, Grantaire looked at a shot of Enjorlas affectionately! Are you ABCers who share a bottle of drinking?
21. Bring him home: Uncle HJ’s performance has nothing to say, but it still makes me feel that "sing is better than acting". The emotions are strong...especially the emotional transition of M is not specific enough...
22. Grantaire volunteered to stand next to Enjorlas and go together. The great love of death is so wonderfully performed by the director! Corrupted to be faithful to the original, vivid and concrete! (If you have a height difference, please ignore it automatically...) And my favorite Turning has been chopped off because of his hair!
23. Drilling into the sewers of Paris. . . Director, you really have a heavy taste (although the original book also has a heavy taste, it is really after visualized)
24. The little policeman took a catwalk again before jumping on the Seine! In addition, are you sure that it is the Seine River and not a third-order fountain? . . (RC's singing
skills are really desperate, so I basically complain about his performance...) 25. A heart of love reprise: Why do I feel jealous besides making my uncle and Marius' grandfather (hello). . . It's really sad to see that the uncle is so weak that he can't even move his luggage. . . (Cursing big M a thousand times)
26. At the end, Fantine’s appearance reminds me of "eternal women, leading us up" (Gretchen possessed of a god horse). But why did the uncle pass away not even have a bed...in the church It’s more sweaty to sit and die here... (It can be treated as a flashback of memory, the reappearance of Fantine and the bishop can also be treated as a blurred background... It is not a stage play, the movie can be more appropriate)
27. Do you hear the people sing reprise: The main street is at the end! Sure enough, the barricade at the end [in heaven] is N times more spectacular than in the battle! (Does this mean that "successful revolutions only exist in imagination")
28. I like Anne, the Thenardiers and ABCers the most in the show (especially Grantaire~)! Uncle V and Little Cop's singing skills are not strong (of course, Uncle HJ's performance is not bad...). Both sizes C are quite satisfactory. Sister Samantha has too few scenes! And Gong Baifei is basically cannon fodder!
29. To sum up: This play is more suitable for people who have read the original but never watched a musical. People who focus on singing may be disappointed. People who pay attention to V/J corruption will also be disappointed. The highlight is that the uncle Lolita is paired with [the key mentioned in the original] G/E~ I like these two pairs, so I think they are still in love... Just make it cute and rot. Regardless of singing skills (especially RC's singing skills...), the performance and planning of this film can still be scored 5 points.
30. The last slot: Although Hugo wrote a lot of bird's-eye views of Paris, but the director, you are too fond of using 3D scenes! Uncle CM, how do you love 3D? There was no Google Earth in that era, OK?
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