Don't bring subversion like this

Leslie 2022-03-19 09:01:02

A boudoir full of sunshine and youth, handsome men and beautiful women are talking about weekend vacations, and possible romances and surprises. Decadent men who take drugs and bewildered are naturally going to be singles. Classic horror movies don’t seem to be two or three pairs. Lovers, and always have a singular light bulb, and always play a key role. The chat and teasing of Professor White in the filming laboratory is completely confusing. People dressed like agents appear on the roof to announce a good show. In the deserted roads and gas stations, there must be a yin and yang old man, only the one who can’t The eagle flying over the enchantment really shocked our hearts. So the horror movie "House in the Woods" started like this.

The exaggerated expression of tense music, in every place you think something is going to happen, such as the bloody mural and the tongue kiss wolf head, but it is easy and safe to take. But rest assured that our underground related departments will definitely let the good show come on, so the basement door suddenly opens, they will unconsciously choose their own way of death, so in the Latin whisper, the zombie family begins to resurrect. Then the plot is quite old-fashioned. It's strange to go to the wild in the dark, not being chased by zombies. It was supposed to gather together and hold on, but running around in a daze, bloody horror zombies screamed, there are things that horror movies should have everywhere, and even when they drive through the tunnel, I am a little bit hopeful that they can go out and put these The monster is released to the outside world, or the police and army are actually found to wipe out this place. But, but, the tunnel was blown up at the last moment, the last way of life was cut off, and the film here is a little bit procrastinated, except for a little bit of careful jumping, it didn't make me feel wonderful there. until.........

Until the remaining man and woman found the entrance to the maintenance elevator of the underground agency, the cameras found in the room earlier were enough to explain that these were reality shows, but the reason why they died is still unclear. The original laboratory director once had a line: No way, the customer’s needs are like this! I thought it was a bloody massacre reality show specifically for individual perverted wealthy customers, but it was actually a satire on the horror film industry. Let's talk about it later. Talking about it until they found the entrance of the underground organization, and found all kinds of horrible creatures in it, such as zombies, unicorns, vampires, living dead, werewolves, vampire bats, ogres, water monsters, and mummies! Finally, the great reversal has begun! The elevator bell rang, the carnival began, and various monsters were released by the two people. The entire underground laboratory was massacred. This period is estimated to be a feast for all horror film lovers. The various horrors are different. For this blood type, fans will slowly secretly smell the human body in the middle of the night. The

bigger surprise is still to come. In the end, they escaped to a place similar to a temple. The underground seems to be dormant with super huge and super terrifying monsters. At this time, the gorgeous behind-the-scenes commentary The home appeared, explaining that they must complete the sacrifice to the ancient horror creatures before they will return to the ground obediently, or they will destroy the earth. When the heroine draws out a gun and points at the remaining male compatriots, are you? I thought the perfect ending of the great self-sacrifice to save the earth was about to be staged! Come on, let's break through the subversion together, when the commentator and the female ghost fall into the abyss, the two remaining protagonists take a breath and quietly wait for the Cthulhu to return to the mainland. The earth is officially destroyed! This ending is so surprising!

Many people’s comments have analyzed the ridicule and ridicule of the horror film assembly line industry in "The Cabin in the Woods". It has been difficult for horror films to make breakthroughs for a long time. But in order to meet the needs of the audience, just like the lines of the underground institutions in the movie, they racked their brains to design various organs, such as the temperature control of the enchantment aphrodisiac fog, the smoke effect blasting, etc., just for their most important ancient evil god (that is, the dark (Referring to the audience) to serve, win box office and revenue. Just like those researchers in the movie, they turned a blind eye to such a bloody slaughter, even betting their fate, one side is the bloody slaughter and the other side is a toast, no wonder Finally, seeing so many horror monsters being released, there are both horror and revenge. Finally, I mocked the so-called sacrifice to save the world. I just want to say that if it were me, I would take a cigarette and quietly let the evil gods Come on!

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  • Alia 2022-03-24 09:01:14

    Deja vu plot, no bright ending.

  • Micaela 2021-10-20 19:00:42

    The mental journey of looking at the hut in the forest is like this: Huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh? Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

The Cabin in the Woods quotes

  • Jules: I hope this is the right road? It doesn't even show up on GPS - it's unworthy of global positioning.

  • Hadley: Your basic human needs disgust me. Get out of here.