It was the first movie in the Twilight series that I had endured being sleepy and nauseated, but leaving the theater still caused me extreme discomfort. It should be said that watching a movie and seeing nausea, this is definitely the first time in my life.
Although I say this, don't get me wrong, I didn't do my homework. After watching the first Twilight movie, I wondered why so many people liked such a bad movie, and I thought that I couldn't ride my sister. In order not to cause manslaughter because of my lack of ability to keep up, I bought all the novels in the Twilight series, and I haven't even read the first one.
The first time I mustered up the courage to read page 45, I couldn't help it, the second time I saw page 30 in a cold sweat, I finally couldn't stand it again, and for the last time I picked up the familiar first book and saw page 15 , started to have self-doubt, and finally had given away the whole series, it was also against one said:. "a good look, improve my English reading speed,"
but in fact have the idea really is:! "I'm guilty I'm sorry you ah ah I actually let you watch this! I'm really useless!" I
've never seen such a procrastination, long-winded, and boring English novel! ! !
Then, because "Anna Karenina" ran out of tickets, I actually watched this "Twilight Saga Part 4"
by accident. I accepted the expected boredom for 10 minutes or so, and did it with sleepiness. After the desperate confrontation, I feel that I can finally find something to do: Tucao
1. At the wedding, the heroine was handed over to the werewolf by the vampire husband. When the two hugged and danced intimately, the girl next to me sighed: What kind of true love can be found in the newlyweds. Ye allowed his wife to be so affectionate with others. I couldn't help it: "Vampires are definitely not stupid. Whoever said that Jacob is treated as a human being must be treated as a pet. My wife has sex with a pet wolf dog for a while, what can my husband not accept?" And
then... ...getting a slap in the face...
The two went all the way to Rio de Janeiro to shoot cannons. The vampire pavilion was born with supernatural powers, and they broke the bed pole before they could do it. Brother, how many mutton kebabs did you eat! So much energy to kill pigs! Then the heroine tried her best to comfort her: "It's alright! Come on! Don't pity others just because they're sweet flowers! They can stand it!" Damn! I can't stand watching it!
Then the vampire brother was extremely distressed: "TMD, I can't do it!" The
face of the paralyzed buck-tooth heroine's face was even more painful: "Nani! Is this old lady going to be a widow before
she can do it?" The heroine is the innocent Lolita Virgin Mary, so I don't care, Nima, you have been a vampire for more than a hundred years, can't you be a female superior? Wouldn't it be female? Wouldn't it be female? Tangled you feather duster! I despise your IQ, shoehorn-faced vampire pavilion!
Then, because of the newly married and asexual life of the young couple, it caused great psychological pressure for the heroine. Whether it is physically or intellectually, it is the difference between a wild porcupine and a Transformer! How can this Nima go on, dear! But where did the old lady go to find a second-generation tall, rich and handsome like you! So tangled! Nightmare! Nightmare! Had a nightmare!
Finally, after half a month, I suddenly realized the profound meaning of the "Holy Maiden's Heart Sutra", and suddenly took the position of the female superior, the superior! At that moment, I was ecstatic! Then the vampire brother got tangled again: "Dear, look, although brother is not human, he still tries his best to be a civilized person. This makes you black and blue. When others see me, they think I love SM, and I can't afford that Man!" The
heroine was still very unhappy, and her eyes conveyed resentment: "You don't like it, have you ever asked the old lady if she liked it or not! The old lady don't like it too much!" And
then... there is ! Got it! Although I don't know what it is, and it grows fast in my stomach, I had this doubt in my mind at the time, could it be that "Proseus" is not a prequel to "Alien"? This is it?
The impersonal heroine who was tortured by the alien in her stomach insisted on giving birth to this thing. I really can't understand this kind of character of one tendon and two poles. Of course, it is "true love"! The world is at peace. The hardest is the little wolf dog, Jacob. If he is dumped, he has to help his lover and his husband to take care of the house, and fight with the big and small wolf dogs of the same clan. Maybe only this kind of one-strand three-pole personality can be stupid. so thoroughly. The alien in the stomach grows fast, and the size is huge. No one can see through it, and don't know what it wants to do. Nima, where is the TM? !
In the end, the female protagonist with facial paralysis couldn't stand it anymore. The male protagonist was his father. Oh, when it comes to this old man, I don't know what happened. In the first part, I thought he was very handsome. The watermelon with the bulking agent is knocked too much, so it is terrible to be fat, tears!
Oh, and then said, a man proposed to his father: "?? Father a little O-type blood oral granules my wife here, or try your might fit you, or your stomach profiled taste it,"
All right, then take care of the household facial paralysis Picking up the McDonald's Coke cup, he took a sip, with an expression of public concern on his face.
Everyone next to him was catching chickens: "Can you do it? Can you do it? You can't spit it out! We can try the king of hearts, don't wrong yourself!"
Suddenly the heroine exclaimed an old sigh: "Oh! It tastes great!" (hit I didn't burp, I forgot) and then just drank and forgot about me.
Are you not human? Or an undercover agent from another vampire family? I don't want to hunt for fake marriage to cheat food and drink? Despise you! Look at the family's rations being taken by half of you, you can make it better than the devil in the village! The father, who was forced to eat too much bulking agent, risked his life with his wife and children in tears, hiding from the dog and went out to beg for food, heroine, where are you a daughter-in-law, the whole thing is a barb!
Then....gives birth without anesthesia. Well, before the pain passed out, I glanced at my baby and called it EJ when I said anything. My first reaction was: "Stop! Let go of that Elton John! Don't insult the goose idol!" Fortunately, it was a girl, Such a big man, the whole hot air balloon! It is not surprising that it is not difficult to give birth. This kid's unfortunate behavior is like the mascot of the Spanish Pavilion at the World Expo. result! result! result! The most bloody plot was born at this moment! When Jacob the wolf dog saw this big head boy, he knelt down on the spot! Kneel for a while! Kneel for a while! They are still young girls! Is this what your wildlife world is all about?
There was a fight outside, and she suddenly broke out, went out with a wolf dog roar, and announced, "Although the girl has not yet entered kindergarten, she is already my child bride
. Everyone was terrified, stunned, stunned, and finally scared away by such a mentally ill move... The
little wolf dog looked back at the hero's eyes, Nima, it was immediately wrong, it seemed Calling: old man!
It turns out, it turns out that for the little wolf dog Jacob, if he can't marry a woman he loves, he should marry her daughter; for the paralyzed heroine, if he can't be your woman, you should be my son-in-law!
Your circle is too chaotic... The poor little wolf dog was completely hacked out of Lao Xiang.
In the end, the heroine still became a vampire. The whole process is the experimental effect of using a bulking agent on the watermelon. Is this really a family tradition? You have to change sooner or later, so why don't you just follow the first one, and so many things happened, so many people died or those who weren't people, what kind of trouble are you doing! Why disturb the peaceful life of wild animals! Are you really a real estate developer's barb? It looks like such a good scenic tourist area, if you want to build a building and cannot forcibly demolish it, send a facial paralysis to split you! Oh yeah! Did the director's IQ serve as a late night snack for the little wolf dog?
At the end... at the end... at the end, I really want to say something to the shoehorn-faced actor: You don't know Okamoto, and you don't know Durex? Otherwise, we can use the domestic products made in China. What is Jissbon, I love it! You owe puberty sex education! If you use a set, this movie will only need 10 minutes of filming, plus the subtitles at the beginning and end, so why waste so much manpower, material resources and film. Thinking of this, I suddenly felt relieved. This is actually a sex education propaganda film - "Twilight Saga 4", subtitle: If you forget to wear a condom....
I believe in true love, but not fake plastic ones.
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