It's not easy to be new

Melba 2022-03-19 09:01:02

The hut in the forest was relatively ordinary at first, and the two lines did not seem to be related. The researchers of one line were talking about Stockholm, but Japan and themselves (the United States) were left, and there was nothing special when they said that they often came second. It feels, but when I watched the movie carefully, I realized that this film is really cool and humorous in every detail. It is said that the Swedish film refers to "Don’t Get Near" with cute boys and girls, which I didn’t think of. In fact, in recent years, there have been more horror movies. It is difficult to find the ones that attract the attention. Most horror movies in Europe do not know the so-called, while the United States is eclectic. "Fang", "Island Cry", "Screaming", "Saw Cry" 1-3 and other classics, occasionally there are one or two that I am looking forward to watching the trailer, such as "Human-Beast Hybrid", "Jennifer's Flesh" The class was finally photographed without logic and disappointed. Japan is going downhill every year, and it is difficult to reproduce the glorious era of midnight bells and grievances. Also going downhill are Bangzi and Thailand, like "Dining Table for Four" and "Rose Red". "Lian", "Siamese Yin", "Ghost Shadow", and "Ghost Dormitory" are just a flash in the pan. Of course, Japan in "The Cabin in the Woods" finally failed in a group of children's ode to joy. Their failures really make people happy. , The United States, which is often the second child, has become the last hope.

Back to the beginning of the film, five idiot men and women in another line went to remote places to seek excitement on weekends, and then inadvertently triggered murder monsters. All kinds of weird oil paintings and old but full basements are indeed the classic routines of the assembly line. And this film is said to be a small-cost film with familiar faces gathered, even Thunder God also deeply beaten a bottle of soy sauce, the death is quite miserable. Five young men who were chased and killed in embarrassment according to their routines. The silly women who went to the wild forest and went to fight with the fairies must be the first to sacrifice. Before sacrifice, they must undress and show off their desires and provocations to satisfy the audience's various physiological and psychological aspects. Yes, but by the end of the show, we have long understood that these five deliberately selected people are actually guinea pigs. We subconsciously think this is a reality show. The researchers organized are the first viewers and screenwriters. We always add some nerves. Gas and explosion control the direction of the plot, and we, as another group of viewers, watched the plot slowly become a game between mice and researchers. Perhaps like the researchers, we began to expect the tragic female pig's feet to succeed, but with Looking at the dying female pig's feet in the last wave of torture and killing the family, and studying the unprecedented carnival in the room, even we began to believe that the white mouse is the white mouse, and we can never escape the mission of sacrifice in the prison, and we begin to not understand that the movie is going to be played. When something happened, a phone call made us and the researcher notice the female pig's feet who had been rounded for more than ten minutes but still survived the reincarnation, and that a certain damn young junkie who was already dying was waving his chimney again. After killing it, not only do you have to have the same question as the researcher, this is unscientific, so what is it going to do? Hey, don't worry, the truly exciting is about to begin.

The young diaosi cannabis found the monster elevator, and possessed a circuit stunt. Not only did he use a small shovel to kill the zombies with the legendary difficulty of four stars, but he also took the heroine all the way to the organization’s base in search of the ultimate answer. The part of paying tribute to the classic horror movies finally begins. Raising ghosts, cannibalism, Silent Hill, werewolves, giant pythons and even some classic bosses in the game have appeared in front of us. There are hundreds of horror monsters, most of which are loyal and familiar with horror movies. Of course, this is just a foreshadowing. The truly wonderful appearance was in the last twenty minutes. Diaosi and the heroine released all the monsters. The institute encountered a feast of horror movies. The amount of information on the screen was too large. I watched it three times and still didn’t. Recognize the monster bosses who appear in the rain of blood. But it is undeniable that my dying mental power was instantly ignited, because at the end of the end, I was about to pay tribute to my favorite "Alien". Sidney came out to fight soy sauce, and the hypnotic heroine killed it. Diaosi, but failed under Diaosi's counterattack. Of course, both sides failed in the end. The ancient monster ended the monster carnival with its shocking giant palm (could this be Suzano?).

The conversations of the researchers are quite metaphorical. For example, they leisurely say "It doesn't matter whether the last virgin dies or not", "We can only use the resources at hand", and think about the routines in 80% of the movies I have watched. In the end, there are only all kinds of heroines left. Either she was tortured to death when everyone relaxed and thought she would not die, or she was extremely strong and survived, but was secretly possessed or pregnant. All kinds of alien species, this is probably going to be a sequel... Oh, the researcher has been looking forward to choosing a male fish, and then a male fish appeared to kill him...

Generally speaking, the last 30 minutes of "The Cabin in the Wood" The surprise to me is indescribable. All the horror elements and science fiction elements are old stalks and commonplace, but this combination shows sincerity and enough novelty. For this point, it should be given 80 points or more. PS recently likes infinite streaming, this film can definitely be pulled to make a copy of infinite streaming...

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The Cabin in the Woods quotes

  • Marty: Statistical fact. Cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car. Why? They fear this man. They know he sees further than they... and he will bind them... with ancient logics.

  • Sitterson: All right, Last chance. It's post time. Dig deep, people. Betting windows are closing.

    Hadley: Okay, who's still out?

    Sitterson: Uh... well, let's see. We've got Engineering, we got R&D, and we got Electrical.

    Hadley: [laughs] Did you see who they picked? They're practically giving their money away.

    Sitterson: You should talk, Aquaman.

    [laughs]

    Hadley: What do you mean?

    Sitterson: Ah, nothing.