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Listen to Ye Laixiang Eat Barbecue Hulk's Hand
Lolita 2022-03-17 09:01:02
The south wind blows cool, and the nightingale sings in a low voice, stone beasts, werewolves, zombies, bats, witches, ghosts, pythons, and clowns dancing and dancing in the ethereal sound of Lanxiang. I love this night, and also love this nightingale to sing. The drowning girl, bridge girl, snow girl, Tu Buddha, Jiu Tong boy, snake bone woman, red leaf hunter, sing and recite poems in the nostalgic mysterious ceremony. A kind of fantasies, a tree will grow after forty-nine days, a tree will bloom after a hundred days, and fruit will grow a year later, all in the face of a woman; Nineteen pages are silent, two hundred and ninety-nine eyes of Liao Zhai Zhiyi, all are white paper rolls; there is also a kind of illusion, a van loaded with a cart of people, a private server fortress invited Pu Songling's dry treasure bird mountain stone bird Rubbing mahjong together, ninety-nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine ghosts, monsters and monsters put Ma Liang on their mahjong tiles. Therefore, the group buying service of the god of death—traveling, once again moved from a place that was tired of life to another place that was tired of life. The soil is still the dirt, and the trees are still those trees. It's just that the excessive and perverted BUG of private service is extremely complicated. I can’t control the body and soul at all. There must be an atmosphere of the slogan thought of eating instant noodles in the travel agency copywriting on the road. In order to show the arrogance of the mysterious ritual, the blood of the flesh is filtered with a high-end juicer, in order to promote the ambition of being noble and peaceful. , Cooking the Hulk's hand with Japanese-style teppanyaki. A group of champagne-driving people are waiting to become the snacks of stone beasts, werewolves, zombies, and bats, and a glorious god, waiting for the night fragrance of the drowned daughter, bridge girl, snow girl, and snake bone woman. Evening scent, I sing for you, the eyes of ghosts and sprites flicker, Evening scent, I think for you, the mountain of mystical beliefs is cracking.
Extended Reading
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Mariela 2022-03-23 09:01:13
This is not just a horror film, but a black humorous self-deprecation of the American horror film assembly line industry, and the reason for the brainless behavior and similar routines of the young people in many American horror films.
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Monique 2022-03-22 09:01:11
I just finished watching this movie today and I feel good. A collection of various horror movie elements, it feels more like a comedy. When your thinking just enters a logic, the plot brings you into another logic, and it feels a lot of surprises. It is a very interesting movie. The horror film is considered a subversive work.
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Daniel Truman: [seeing zombies] They're like something from a nightmare.
Lin: No. They're something nightmares are from.
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Marty: Yeah, I, uh, I had to dismember that guy with a trowel. What have you been up to?