This is one. . . It's not a movie anyway

Pattie 2022-01-28 08:28:32

Because a group purchase ticket was about to expire, I took advantage of the rest and went to Lansheng Theater to watch Tai Chi at one o'clock this afternoon.
In fact, for me, a movie that starts at 1:08 ends at 1:08. Because the guest star Shu Qi left the stage with a box lunch at 1:08.
Shu Qi is so beautiful. All kinds of beautiful. I just like Shu Qi. I can use various reasons to explain why I like Shu Qi, her temperament, her appearance, her acting skills and so on. But I also know that people who don't like Shu Qi will have 10,000 reasons to complain about her. Well, I just like Shu Qi, there is no reason, I just like it, you bite me?

In fact, from the very beginning of the film, I knew that this was a fun thing that Feng Delun made. Yes, the director is Feng Delun. Ok.
I knew from the moment the word "weird" appeared on the screen, don't expect this to be a serious film. Sure enough, the film lived up to my expectations and started to move towards one. . . Ok. . . Brand new route. Yes, gamification. I think anyone who's seen the movie will agree with this statement.
Actually, I don't really think there is anything wrong with gamification. The characters on the characters' heads and the characters on the building's terrain have the feeling of an online game. As well as the decomposition diagram of the later martial arts moves, and even the HP display of 3Kits, KO, and even the protagonist. . . . . . It's actually pretty good, there's nothing wrong with being a little new.
It's wrong, it's a really bad movie.
I think the original purpose of the film was to make Chen's Tai Chi famous. But the choice is really bad. A protagonist who is born with "horns on the head" (Shanghai people know that it is not a good thing to have horns on the head), which is comparable to the stupidity, but not stupid. Like Jet Li, he is a martial arts champion, but he really doesn't have the neatness and style of Jet Li. Then he said "what's the situation" over and over again, dear, do you think this is a sketch of the Spring Festival Gala?
Then the Chenjia Village. Well, I know that there were telegraphs in the late Qing Dynasty, but you also set up a post and telecommunications office in such a small hidden village. Do you really think that the construction of public services in the Qing Dynasty could be so popular? Then the inauthentic Henan dialect of the village, and then the direct descendants of the Chenjia Village who are the protagonists, all began to speak various Mandarin of Hong Kong and Taiwan dialects. Then what are you doing with those Henan dialects?
There are many big names. At least there are a lot of big names that have expired. Then one by one with the words on the forehead came out. The director got it right. Because this group of people is also the life of an NPC, there is no bright spot at all.
Speaking of which, the heroine chick looks good, what's her name, um, Yang Ying. It looks familiar, have you ever filmed an advertisement? The chick is indeed tender and beautiful. But it doesn't stop there. The character setting of the whole article is a scumbag, and those bullshit feelings are completely for the sake of the plot. Of course, it is not only the heroine, but also the anti-one male and female two.
Especially the anti-man. Didn't you come back to revitalize Daqing just to report that you didn't care about the relationship between men and women? Why did you turn your face when you said that you turned your face? You just left the No. 2 foreign girl for the sake of Daqing and returned to China, and you turned back because the No. 2 woman hung up. Want to destroy the village where you grew up? Do you want to do a big thing or do you want your children to be private? Please think about it before you go out, okay?
Let's talk about the second female, my second time, she definitely shines, I thought it was Maria Ozawa at the time Leah! Then there is no wood. This is the only bright spot for the second female lead. I was thinking that Feng Delun must be a fan of Maria Ozawa, so she chose this female No. 2.
The failure of Chen Changxing played by Tony Leung is that he was supposed to be an expert hermit, but because the script was not well written, he turned into a guy who pretended to be advanced and was actually a mess. Of course, Leung Ka Fai's acting skills are still very good, and the fan is still very good, but the script is too weak, no matter how good Leung Ka Fai's acting skills are, it can't hold up. Take the entry of the Qing army into the village, which is the climax of the film. The village chief Chen made several strategies, which made him look serious. The first plan was a fake. The opening was good. A lot of Chinese herbal medicines that I didn’t know what to burn caused the smoke to fill the village. Then the letters said that after inhaling the smoke, people would lose their direction, and if they were serious, they would be dizzy or even unconscious. Well, I won't say that the smoke in your village is indistinguishable from enemy or enemy, but in fact, there is no sense of disorientation and dizziness in the film at all, and the smoke has just come out, and I'm still waiting for you to feint In fact, your TMD first plan is over, and the subtitle jumps out of the second plan to attack the yang, your sister, just sneak attack, the whole new name has not changed, and, my dear, people are clear The soldiers are all muskets. Your sister and your sneak attack are all watermelons, lotus seeds, corn, and eggs. . . . What do you think, did the Qing soldiers sneak up on the Shaolin Temple's kitchen? Then the third plan is to overcome the rigid with the soft, well, Tai Chi is originally to overcome the rigid with the soft, but you TMD let the heroine block a row of Qing soldiers who are copying the guy alone, so you call it the soft to overcome the rigid? Are you delivering food, dear? Are you kidding me, dear? And then there's the final count. In the end, you are a bit decent. In the end, it is actually Liang Jiahui, Comrade Chen, who fights the entire Qing Corps hand-to-hand. I'll go to your sister, you have such a sky-defying strength, and you still make so many tricks and tricks? ! And besides the smoke at the beginning, these tricks are a bit interesting, and the others are simply scum! Then I thought about it, didn't your village chief say at the beginning that you should invite the Qing soldiers to come in, disturb the enemy for the top, stop the enemy for the middle, and kill the enemy for the bottom? The first time you make a move, your flesh and blood are flying. Is there any wood? What are you thinking?
And then, there is steampunk in the previous propaganda. Ok. The ultimate weapon of the British is a big iron pot. Take out the digging bucket and grab bucket on the two construction vehicles. You will die if you install two cannons? You can get a row of holes even if you don't have a cannon, right? It's just an engineering car. Except as soon as I came up, I demolished a gate and demolished a broken roof, and then it was completely useless, and then the protagonist and the heroine were blown up. . . . . . . Steampunk sister! ! ! !
As for the female protagonist's recruitment to save the male, I don't want to mention it. Anyway, it is for the needs of the plot. According to the urine nature of this movie, it is not surprising. Originally, it does not portray the heart of the characters at all. A plausible reason will do.
Then it's getting married. Then the movie ends.
It's over! You play with me! Just mess around with your TMD and it's over? !
Before I could finish scolding, the subtitles actually went backwards, and there was a row of big characters on the screen "Actually, the drama is not over yet"!
I'm sure you're playing with me this time! You are playing with me!
Then keep reading, and see the big British ships with huge cannons on them. I thought this was going to be a big fight, right?
You TMD has subtitles again! TMD is over again! And this time it's really over!
And then there are Easter eggs! It's the next preview! ! Fuck off, whoever likes to watch it, watch it, and I won't watch the next episode if I beat me to death.

This is Tai Chi 1.
If I were from the old Chen family, I could kill Xiao Feng.

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Extended Reading
  • Lee 2022-03-19 09:01:10

    Mix and match ≠ mix, at least they have to be able to match. PS: There is no Master Yan Fang? ! How dare you call yourself Tai Chi without Master Yan Fang? !

  • Grant 2022-03-14 14:12:31

    I think Von Delun has really achieved (at least close to) making an unconventional action movie. This is a very relaxing film. After watching it, I felt happy and finally swept away the after-effects of watching The Hunt yesterday. The action design is very good, the soundtrack is wonderful, and the plot is a little white, but that doesn't affect it. If you want to say a hard injury, the ending is delayed, and it is estimated that it is too much for the second part. #TIFF#