The princess who played the whole drama with one expression, I can't understand your beauty

Kellie 2022-03-20 09:01:19

Could have gotten three stars. I had to deduct one because of the heroine. The remaining one is for the picture and one is for the soundtrack.

I remember that there was a post in Tianya before. It was eight actors who played the whole drama with one expression. Many of them were shot. To prevent fans from attacking, I won't mention it. But today after I watched the movie I kept thinking, why didn't that building nominated Kristen.

Throughout the movie, the heroine has only two expressions from beginning to end: the lips are slightly open, showing the rabbit teeth and tears. Among these two expressions, the former one appeared the most frequently, so when I saw half of them and found that she was still maintaining this idiot-like expression, I felt despairing about the acting. Moreover, the hype about Snow White's beauty and sheer beauty in the film made me unbearable. I haven't watched "Twilight", but in this show, I didn't feel the beauty of the heroine described in the movie at all. On the contrary, all the women in the whole film, whether it is Bai Xue, her soy-sauce mother, the vicious and domineering queen, and the cannon fodder Greta who was sucked by the queen, even the young Bai Xue, are more beautiful than the heroine. And I also can't understand why the Shui Ling little girl grows up to have a genetic mutation like this. It seems that confinement is something that can cause disfigurement. It doesn't matter if she is not stunning enough, but the heroine has been persistently showing her two teeth that cannot be ignored in order to express the so-called "inner drama". . . I beg you to keep your mouth shut. Are you getting tanned by the lamp without looking at your teeth?

The plot has nothing to do with fairy tales at all. The first half seemed tense but actually dragged to death. First, it took ten to twenty minutes to tell the story that the queen killed the king, Bai Xue, was imprisoned. Then it took ten minutes to tell how the queen maintained her beauty. I have to say that in this technology, China and foreign countries have achieved a high degree of unity. Everyone came here by eating the heart, drinking human blood, and sucking yang qi, so Xiao Wei was no different from the queen. Then I talked about how the queen chased and killed Bai Xue for the most part. If there is a wonderful and tense chase scene, forget it. But most of the scenes in the film were given to the heroine, how to appease the monsters, how to get along with the dwarfs, and how to conquer the beasts again... A lot of close-ups made me stunned. Speaking of which, I can't help but want to complain about the Holy Lady's halo and healing skills that come with the heroine. As long as you talk to her, the old rheumatism will be gone. Doctors all over the world are full of faces at this moment, Bai Xue, you are Raphael. In addition, as mentioned in the introduction, the process of apprenticeship and study by your sister's full-film hunter does not exceed two minutes in total, which is not as long as the time that Bai Xue and the animals discharge.

When I saw that Bai Xue ate the poisoned apple, I secretly screamed ok, I thought you might as well just go, everyone in Fuguo doesn't need you. As a result, his mother's hunter told her two words and kissed her, and she lived again. I'm going to flip the table about this, director, you got the wrong script, it's "Sleeping Beauty"!

Then went on to say that Bai Xue was inexplicably full of blood and resurrected, and the first thing he did when he was resurrected was to go to the square and persuade the masses to join her in an uprising. In fact, this part of the film is almost over, because the front is too procrastinating and the process of the uprising in the back is as mentally retarded and unskilled as Zuma (Zuma, I'm sorry for you). A group of people can successfully invade the city thanks to the dwarves, and they don't have any defenses, so they just look at a bunch of fiery lead balls and say hello to their own army.

As soon as Bai Xue entered the city, he left the army and went upstairs to find the queen, and he didn't care about others. Immediately afterwards, I watched the most enjoyable part of the whole film. Because the queen calmly and domineeringly beat Bai Xue, I cheered in my heart while watching: Well done queen! Don't hesitate, this product is a badass! ! The handsome back-up guy arrived at this time, but the queen's powerful mana (aura) made him look pale and couldn't take care of himself. Originally, I thought it would be a difficult battle, but the screenwriter's imagination is boundless. In order to end the film quickly, he ended the queen in the most bloody way. And at the beginning, the queen who was so awesome that she could heal herself quickly without leaving a mark was actually killed by Bai Xue with one knife. I don't believe you said that there is no biological weapon on the knife.

At this point, the queen is dead, Bai Xue ascends the throne, and the film should end. But, Snow White. Can you keep the same expression of slightly open mouth showing two rabbit teeth when you ascend to the throne? After watching it, my memory of this movie is only your rabbit teeth. To be honest, if this film hadn't had the scene of the Fairy Valley and the atmospheric soundtrack, I really wanted to give it a hard score.

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  • Ernestina 2022-03-22 09:01:19

    Fast forward and finally finished it.

  • Kamille 2022-03-22 09:01:19

    So disappointed, do you expect too much? ! ~

Snow White and the Huntsman quotes

  • Duke Hammond: It's the princess. Ravenna has kept her alive all these years.

  • Queen Ravenna: [to young Snow White] I feel that you and I are bound.