straight, bloody

Everett 2022-03-20 09:01:19

Lan Penyou has been clamoring to watch the sequel of The Expendables for a long time... In fact, I also watched the Expendables 1, but I really don't remember the plot at all. Every time someone says "The Expendables" this movie... I will understand him very well. "Ah! I know that one, I've seen it, the one played by a lot of action stars." Actually, I just remember those faces, and it wasn't through this movie. I was in a daze several times when I was watching with Lan Penyou in the theater, so I asked worriedly, don't you like watching it? I smiled, and the OS in my heart was: "I'm really happy that you like this completely straight man, so many men don't feel like a movie when they are mixed together!!!!"

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  • Ona 2022-03-23 09:01:23

    Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom! Although Yu Nan is a bit unsuitable, he is actually quite sexy

  • Dorris 2022-04-24 07:01:03

    Too bad there are so many big names. . . worst blockbuster of the year

The Expendables 2 quotes

  • Toll Road: [eating some bad food] Oh. This tastes like shit.

    [to Caesar]

    Toll Road: How's yours?

    Hale Caesar: Can't complain about rigatoni. Plan ahead, fellas. That's all I have to say. Y'all, what if you knew you were going to die tomorrow? What would your last meal be? One choice.

    Toll Road: One choice?

    Hale Caesar: It'd probably be cereal for you, huh?

    Toll Road: What the hell's wrong with cereal?

    Gunner Jensen: It's cliché.

    Hale Caesar: You gotta be original. You know, if you were an original, broad-thinking man, you'd probably come up with some special cereal, like Earios. You know, just like your ear. You know, pour milk on them suckers, they just lay there and you don't hear shit.

    Toll Road: For the record, my hearing is 20/20.

    Hale Caesar: Barney?

    Barney Ross: Donuts and most food that kills ya.

    Hale Caesar: That's deep, man.

    Barney Ross: [chuckles] You think so?

    Hale Caesar: Maggie?

    Maggie: Crispy aromatic duck with plum sauce. Very sexy.

    [short pause]

    Maggie: But I like Italian, too.

    Hale Caesar: I'm starting to think Italian's overrated.

    [everyone laughs]

    Gunner Jensen: Hey. What about me? My favorite Swedish dinner would be, baby seal, and whale ass, in the summer.

    [to Maggie]

    Gunner Jensen: But I'd really die for some Chinese.

    Barney Ross: Then you're gonna starve to death.

    [everyone laughs]

  • Lee Christmas: [while the Sangs are attacking the Expendables] Can you hold them off?

    Barney Ross: Yeah, maybe with a tank.

    [the Sangs appear with a tank]

    Barney Ross: Oh, shit.

    Lee Christmas: What?

    Barney Ross: They've got a tank.