The Return of a Gang of Old Men

Abigail 2022-03-18 09:01:03

Stallone, Bruce Willis, Schwarzenegger, three old men from the last century, came out again after two years, this is the Expendables 2, this is purely with bang, bang shocking In the scene, dozens of tons of explosives, countless bullets and long guns were used to blow up countless human bodies, and the flesh and blood were scattered everywhere. Although the blood vessels were not as swollen as in The Expendables 1, it was actually enough. At least these old men still exist.

I have been busy working overtime these past few days and have never had a chance. By the time I sat in the cinema, the film had already started for more than ten minutes. I only heard Jet Li's "Go down", so soy sauce was finished, and he was never seen in the whole film. . On the contrary, a new Chinese face appeared - Yu Nan, the sexy mute woman in Killing Lives, right?

Airplanes, daggers, skulls, modified motorcycles, abandoned cities left over from the Cold War, and jazz bars from the last century. It's completely reminiscent of the brilliant martial arts action movies of the 1980s. Stallone became a star on the silver screen with 4 episodes of "First Blood" and 6 episodes of "Rocky", Schwarzenegger established the status of an action superstar in the "Terminator" series, and Bruce Willis, his die Hard is really good, reminiscent of the wit and humor that tough guys also have. The 76-year-old Stallone went into battle shirtless, showing the lofty aspirations of Lian Po's old age and disobedience to the old. The 75-year-old Schwarzenegger can occasionally show his bodybuilding and martial arts muscles since he became the governor of California. There is little play but enough aftertaste. That poor Bruce Willis hasn't done much since he became a good cop and played the savior. It's a miracle that he can keep his muscles intact. Let's remember him for a while.

What I have to say is Jason, the tough guy on the screen who played in the Fate Express. He has never been absent from the two death squads. Can he continue the legend of the tough guys? There is also the old guy Duf Lundgren. In the film, it is said that he is a top student at MIT, who studies chemistry, and has many degrees and titles. Not to mention, he did study at MIT. But he dropped out of school for the dream of martial arts films. Maybe he still remembers the dreams and feelings of his student days under the anesthesia of white powder and alcohol.

If you don't have enough time to reminisce about the whole action movie that has risen from the 1980s, then sit in the cinema and watch The Expendables 2 for a while. When you watched The Expendables 1, you never thought that these old guys would come out so soon. The sequel, are they unwilling to be lonely? The plot is surprisingly simplistic and sucks, and once again individual heroism saves the world. Stallone is Stallone, whether it's Expendables 1 and 2, whether it's Rocky or Rambo, that's all Stallone, even though he's getting old from Rocky 6 and First Blood 4.

This Liam, who we are not very familiar with, performed the only emotional scene in the whole film, with a white face and quick movements, even Stallone was laughing at Jason's short legs, watching Liam's back. I want to say: It's good to be young, but I don't know that this parting is just the beginning of the danger, the farewell letter and the Iraq war left in the cabin still remain in our memory, but he ended so hastily, leaving only the lake The pair of Shiraishizuka on the side, the box of cash and the farewell letter that appeared in front of his girlfriend's door, can we believe in love again?

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  • Madaline 2022-03-24 09:01:22

    Two stars for the movie, one star for the old guy

  • Gerardo 2022-04-24 07:01:03

    Reminds me of the bang bang bang movie review from 1, and the second part is still bang bang bang... well, just to watch these guys stand in a row and shoot. Only now did I realize that Stallone's acting skills are not as good as that of small domestic models. With that face from start to finish, Jason and the black man have better acting skills.

The Expendables 2 quotes

  • Toll Road: [eating some bad food] Oh. This tastes like shit.

    [to Caesar]

    Toll Road: How's yours?

    Hale Caesar: Can't complain about rigatoni. Plan ahead, fellas. That's all I have to say. Y'all, what if you knew you were going to die tomorrow? What would your last meal be? One choice.

    Toll Road: One choice?

    Hale Caesar: It'd probably be cereal for you, huh?

    Toll Road: What the hell's wrong with cereal?

    Gunner Jensen: It's cliché.

    Hale Caesar: You gotta be original. You know, if you were an original, broad-thinking man, you'd probably come up with some special cereal, like Earios. You know, just like your ear. You know, pour milk on them suckers, they just lay there and you don't hear shit.

    Toll Road: For the record, my hearing is 20/20.

    Hale Caesar: Barney?

    Barney Ross: Donuts and most food that kills ya.

    Hale Caesar: That's deep, man.

    Barney Ross: [chuckles] You think so?

    Hale Caesar: Maggie?

    Maggie: Crispy aromatic duck with plum sauce. Very sexy.

    [short pause]

    Maggie: But I like Italian, too.

    Hale Caesar: I'm starting to think Italian's overrated.

    [everyone laughs]

    Gunner Jensen: Hey. What about me? My favorite Swedish dinner would be, baby seal, and whale ass, in the summer.

    [to Maggie]

    Gunner Jensen: But I'd really die for some Chinese.

    Barney Ross: Then you're gonna starve to death.

    [everyone laughs]

  • Lee Christmas: [while the Sangs are attacking the Expendables] Can you hold them off?

    Barney Ross: Yeah, maybe with a tank.

    [the Sangs appear with a tank]

    Barney Ross: Oh, shit.

    Lee Christmas: What?

    Barney Ross: They've got a tank.