When life beats you

Anais 2022-03-22 09:01:17

Just enjoy it like Perseus.
It really deserves to be called "Battle of the Gods", typical, gods fight, mortals suffer.
With such a protagonist who has no position and principle, I can't complain.
Didn't his adoptive father's family curse God for failing to fish?
Wasn't his adoptive father's family sent to feed the fish by Hades because of soy sauce?
Wasn't his cheap father cuckolded by Zeus because of his rebellion against theocracy, and because of this, he killed his mother, and then was hacked to death by Zeus?
Didn't his biological father Zeus go to great lengths to cuckold his cheap dad because he didn't want to harm the common people?
Didn't his cheap dad die at the hands of this cheap son because he was seduced by Hades?
Didn't he and his GF hook up to end the tyranny of God?
The evil spirits who can live for hundreds of years suddenly abandoned their former suspicions and joined the death squad. Could it be that they think their long lives are empty and lonely?
Didn't Destiny Witch say he would die in the end?
Didn't he himself declare that he always stood on the ground of mortals, without the weapons and Pegasus bestowed by God?
Medusa is hiding in the underworld to provoke who, isn't she a victim of being raped by God?
Aren't the people from King Argos struggling to find it when they're full?
Hadn't Hades been ordered by Zeus to do such a thing and release kraken?
Why did Perseus fight back in the end, join forces with Zeus to beat Pluto, and pick up his sister by the way?
Why did everyone else die, nothing happened to Perseus, and then the two father and son exchanged their pickup experience on the edge of the ruins of Argos?
Only people like Perseus and Zeus who make others sweat and never forget to unite with lesbians are the real prostitutes.
The fight was inexplicable, and the death was confused. First-class production, third-class screenwriter.

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Clash of the Titans quotes

  • Zeus: [about Perseus] Have I heard his prayers? This son holds no love for me!

  • Hades: You are specks of dust beneath our fingernails. Your very breath is a gift from Olympus. You have insulted powers beyond your comprehension.