See the rubbing fire! ! !

Arjun 2022-03-19 09:01:04

It's not that I haven't seen bad stories, or that I haven't seen such expensive bad stories. Of course, I also know that most of the special effects of the film are the scraps left over from "Transformers". In today's severe economic situation, Hollywood production companies also know to start recycling waste for environmental protection, and these materials that should have been put away will be saved on the spot. Another commercial blockbuster. I don't know what the Chinese Film Screening Bureau thought, to actually take this kind of scumbag second-hand goods to the theater to fool their own people. Naturally, there are a lot of silly men like my husband who need a temporary brain shock who like to waste their precious time like this. The editors and directors also know that such a battleship made of male hormones and steel bones does not really need to be rigorous. logic and deep emotion. But for a hypocritical audience like me, I am very dissatisfied with these staff members who don’t take our perceptions seriously, and I have already started to make fire when I see things that are too mentally handicapped. These editors and directors of TMD should be exiled to China for the crime of contempt for human rights. Sell ​​popcorn. Who told them to think with their butts every 20 minutes and then spit out "Chinese"? For a while they said it was an abandoned satellite of China, for a while they guessed that it was China going to war, for a while they made nonsense about China's Sun Tzu's art of war, and for a while they put the crashed spaceship of the aliens in Hong Kong, China and staged 911... Damn, the Chinese are provoking you. is you?

I have been too lazy to analyze such absurd logic and hypocritical emotions. I think this movie is only suitable for one group of people: children.

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Extended Reading
  • Aurelia 2022-03-23 09:01:34

    The special effects are great, but I can't really see the plot

  • Taryn 2022-03-21 09:01:36

    refreshing entertainment

Battleship quotes

  • [after the Missouri is rocked by an impact]

    Chief Petty Officer Walter 'The Beast' Lynch: You all right?

    Old Salt: They ain't gonna sink this battleship, no way!

  • Secretary of Defense: [from the Pentagon] Just scramble the jets, Admiral! We need to get in there-!

    Admiral Shane: I'm far more aware than you of the need to get inside! But wasting lives will not help! You want me to send up another plane? I'll do it the second you get up here and put your ass in the co-pilot's seat, *sir*!

    [slams phone down]