Really weird family! !
The actors in it are all great, especially Jonny Depp, my favorite, but this is the plot. . . . How did you get this movie! !
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Is this a comedy?
Derek 2022-01-25 08:08:29
One day I saw Jonny Depp on ellen show to promote this film, I wanted to catch up and watch it, and the actors in the show are all my favorites. At the beginning, some of the scenes in the film were designed to be very funny, especially Jonny Depp's part, which can be said to be a humorous expression unique to foreigners, but as the plot developed, I was helpless later, and the more I watched, the more Depressed, I can guess what the protagonist is going to do next, it's a bit too common. The most bloody thing is that the werewolves have come out, dizzy, must there be werewolves where there are vampires in the eyes of foreigners! !
Really weird family! !
The actors in it are all great, especially Jonny Depp, my favorite, but this is the plot. . . . How did you get this movie! !
Really weird family! !
The actors in it are all great, especially Jonny Depp, my favorite, but this is the plot. . . . How did you get this movie! !
Extended Reading
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Angelique Bouchard: I'm willing to start over, Barnabas! I'm willing to call a truce if you'll just... take me!
Barnabas Collins: I am not what I once was.
Angelique Bouchard: I can change that.
Barnabas Collins: And if I refuse?
Angelique Bouchard: I'll take everything you love, starting with that little creature you've been eying so fondly! The one who looks like JOSETTE!
[throws herself on a couch and opens her legs]
Barnabas Collins: Well then, I suppose, strictly in the name of her honour, I must now defile your most intimate and womanly segments.
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[Barnabas hoists up Roger]
Roger Collins: What are you d...?
Barnabas Collins: I am about to do something so repellent, it sickens me to my very core!... I am going to give you a choice: you can either devote every waking moment to being an exemplary father to young David.
Roger Collins: Or...?
Barnabas Collins: Or you can leave, with sufficient funds to provide for the rest of your life.