invulnerable

Not long ago, my classmates organized everyone to watch the Batman prequels. Who knew that the number of people exceeded the budget, and the three cars could not be installed. So before the departure, someone committed the tragedy in the theater in Colorado, hoping that the idle people would leave quickly. Unfortunately, even the superhero movies have made us eat leopard guts, especially Batman is such a strong man, who can beat the enemy with his fists without breathing. Immediately, I discussed with my classmates how to subdue the gangsters, and I hesitated to think that as a valiant PhD, I would be famous in the world. However, after in-depth analysis, we found that the most cunning point of the enemy is to equip weapons, which seriously dampened the spirit of our army. I'm the only one who doesn't care. I think I still have a portable bottle opener in my pocket. I don’t know how many times I used it to hold a B when I gathered for a barbecue. What’s more commendable is that it also comes with a pair of folding fruit knives, which are extremely sharp. , the speed of grabbing food is beyond the reach of small humans, let alone a few AK47s.

This proud mentality stems from the fact that when I was a child, I worshipped those who danced swords and looked down on those who played guns. Taking history as a mirror, after the demise of the Chen Kingdom, Yu Wen Tuo, who was still my own family at that time, was caught off guard and brought a dozen or so soldiers to fight. The remnants are tall and big, and when they see the enemy, they are carrying antiques on their backs, and they must be happy. Tuo'er was not afraid, however, as he pulled the Xuanyuan sword with his slender hand, and immediately hit the opponent with a carpet bombing. Not to mention "Star Wars", if a man with a gun meets a saber, if he thinks he has a chance of winning, he must be a brainless person.

To say that the advantages of the sword are actually very simple, because the power of the sword comes from the swordsman himself, and the power of the gun is only imposed by the outside world. I have seen people devote themselves to cultivating and finally become one with the sword, but who has heard of someone who has practiced the spear as a part of the body? This state of unity pays attention to smoothness. If you change the bullet in the east and load the chamber in the west, even if you have thousands of auras, you have to let out all of it. Furthermore, you can see that a swordsman who has practiced the sword to the extreme often ends up having a sword without a sword, and that momentum and power come from the heart. On the other hand, those gunmen, who were covered in blood at the last moment, spent ten minutes crawling on the road and wasted dozens of shots before they found the gun, and they were instantly refreshed. Is your mentality weakened?

So all of our young and energetic children began to practice martial arts. Thinking about how profitable it is to practice for the last ten years, even if you only have small success, all of them have no turning back. At first, everyone only practiced fists and feet, and they were jumping around. Among them, there are even more ingenious partners with sound effects. At first, I really thought that his martial arts had made great progress, but he didn't know anything about breath regulation, and his face flushed after half the chirping. Later, I got the advice of an expert and said that the fists and feet are all Kung Fu from outsiders, and the luck of Kung Fu from inside is the way of masters. This made my heart suddenly clear, and I began to practice the nine yin and nine yang when I had nothing to do. When I consciously cultivate to a certain temperature, it is a fat beating against a small tree. Unexpectedly, the tree was shaking without shaking, so he frowned at that time, and he really thought that his skill was not enough.

But after a long time, I still couldn't do anything to the little tree, but it was already towering. Those children who believed that they could train to be invulnerable with their unique roots probably did not become gods as they wished, but instead became magic sticks. After entering the cinema, a buddy and I sat silently behind the small wall at the entrance. "It's a good viewing angle." "Well, it's still safe. This wall is absolutely bulletproof." "No, look at the dark passage next to it, it's easy to escape."

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