Sure enough, it's just illogical.

Cristian 2022-03-19 09:01:04

I like imaginative movies. The imagination of this movie is just unsatisfactory. The highlight is all on the steel wheel, and the others make me want to complain.

I'll start with combat power.
This alien reconnaissance team that traveled through the vast universe from outer space to the earth basically had no attack power, and did nothing except put on the protective cover. Fortunately, this is the earth. If we get to a more advanced planet, such as a civilization that has established an extra-planetary defense system, can we just release a few fighter jets in outer space to destroy these fools outside our homes?
Once on Earth, their weapons were useless. Its only weapons are steel hot wheels and grenades, and as I said, this wheel is very imaginative - it's a smart wheel! It even comes with a combat power recognition system, which is so cute that it reminds me of the gadget that the unlucky guy carried in the first episode of "Dragon Ball", but this thing is just a wheel, judging from the result that it was easily killed by the F-18 , although it is an intelligent and attackable wheel, its defense is basically not.

Then there are the grenades. These aliens actually brought a device that could throw grenades on the ship to invade the earth - they could not turn without guidance, and their combat effectiveness obviously did not match their size.
The alien grenade is tall and thick for an ordinary adult, similar to the warhead of the huge cannonball used by the battleship Missouri at the end of the movie. The caliber of the main gun of the secret ship is 406 mm, and the shell charge is about 300 kilograms. According to the experience of World War II, a light destroyer like the US military in the movie will lose half of its life if it hits one such bomb, and it will die if it hits three. undoubtedly. So how powerful is the alien's equally huge grenade? In the movie, the first U.S. destroyer was hit by one, the bridge was opened, and the protagonist's brother's ship was sunk after at least 30 hits. So, I can come to the conclusion that the power of the grenade in the huge alien shape is not as powerful as that of the naval gun during World War II. The power of these alien weapons is still at the level of World War II.

Let's look at the aliens themselves, their eyes cannot receive direct sunlight, so they must wear helmets, which is their first weakness; second, they don't have guns, and the attack of their spaceships is similar to that of primitive people throwing stones, they themselves The attack is similar to the primitive man playing a wooden stick. Its arms can produce various swords, guns, swords and halberds. There are no laser beams and no shock waves. If it is not covered with a layer of tortoise shells that cannot be shot through by bullets, then it is easy to be a small pistol. It can be destroyed.

Alien Ethics - Neurosis!
In the face of strangers and unfamiliar objects, on the one hand, these aliens have shown a much higher level of ethics and morality than the people on Earth: even if you are fully armed, as long as you don't attack first, they will never be the first to attack. The ships and people in the encirclement are basically attacked and killed in the self-defense of the aliens. At other times, they stay quietly, so the gang of people in the movie have the opportunity to become heroes. On the other hand, this gang of aliens showed a strong desire to attack: outside the encirclement, they just put a few wheels on the earth and went out. Buildings and bridges. It makes me want to interview these aliens - if there are inoffensive kids in the building or on the bridge, will they keep attacking?

All in all, this is a very, very contradictory alien race. They can make powerful aircraft to travel across the universe to the earth, but these spacecraft are destroyed by hitting human satellites; they have super defensive capabilities, but their attack methods are only throwing wheels and grenades, and these grenades are not as powerful as the earth. Human; they are creatures that don't take the initiative to attack, but they take the initiative to attack unreasonably... It's a contradiction. They dare to run and lie down just to get the last box of lunch. I advise these silly children to say "the earth's waste oil and fake rice" There is too much plastic powder in the cooked meat with pesticides, so let’s go back to Mars if we want to eat lunch.”

In fact, all kinds of hardships and dangers in the movie are purely for the purpose of earning tears, and there is no need for the deaths and injuries of earthlings. In the face of these silly alien invasions, there is only one thing to do to make these aliens surrender - kill the satellites in the sky! Alien Communication Spaceships - Why are alien communication spaceships the same as the pot lids on Earth? ——In the event of a crash, they need to use the signal transmission station on the earth and the satellite with signal amplification function outside the earth to send the signal to the parent star. They need to do two things: first, control the satellite transmission station, and second, wait for the satellite through the track.
All the conflicts in the whole movie obviously revolved around the first incident. The aliens happened to have mastered the secret of the tortoise shell, so the earthlings had nowhere to start from the outside, and could only count on the people inside to make trouble in the heavenly palace. The handsome guy and the beautiful woman first broke the alien's tortoise cover, and then blew up the satellite launch station. You're done, kiss one!
But why don't we choose to start with the second thing?
As long as there are no satellites, these aliens can only sit and wait. As long as the aliens cannot send a signal home, the earthlings can slowly tune them.
Dealing with that extraterrestrial satellite is actually a very simple matter.
First, change track. Generally, important satellites have the ability to change orbits. After they go to the sky, they will carry fuel to achieve orbit changes. I don’t know whether that satellite has some capabilities. If so, this is the easiest way.
Second, hit it off. A few years ago, the Chinese military conducted an experiment with one of its own satellites and shot it down with missiles. The Americans are obviously more capable. In addition to missiles, they also have laser weapons.
Third, bump down. If the satellite does not have the ability to change orbits and cannot be hit, it can be knocked down with other satellites that can change orbits. This is very difficult. On the one hand, it is its calculation, and on the other hand, there must be satellites that can change orbits nearby.

Finally, I have a silly question to ask - are these aliens cannon fodder?
Is their spaceship a one-way one-way vehicle? Since they can fly to the earth, why can't they take off from the earth and fly directly to their hometown?
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Of course, for a main theme movie that clearly relies on beautiful and handsome men's special effects music to make money, people who accuse its logic of being inaccurate and the plot to be nonsensical will not care at all, but I have to say: to be a filmmaker, you must have a little pursuit. Who doesn't love making a work that is as perfect as AVATAR is between technology, art and business? Even if it can't be the best, it can't be so bad that there are so many bugs in the plot like this drama.
Finally, if American war movies all need to demean their opponents to show their greatness and glory, what is the difference between American movies and Chinese war movies for the mentally retarded, such as "Raise Your Hands"?

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Extended Reading
  • Reagan 2022-03-22 09:01:31

    Routine-style Hollywood blockbusters, the older brother of the brothers knew that he wanted to make soy sauce as soon as he came out, and the special effects were also stupid and thick, the alien's Hot Wheels? No surprises.

  • Max 2022-04-23 07:01:36

    Alien looks embarrassing. It's fun to go out on old warships. Three and a half.

Battleship quotes

  • [after the Missouri is rocked by an impact]

    Chief Petty Officer Walter 'The Beast' Lynch: You all right?

    Old Salt: They ain't gonna sink this battleship, no way!

  • Secretary of Defense: [from the Pentagon] Just scramble the jets, Admiral! We need to get in there-!

    Admiral Shane: I'm far more aware than you of the need to get inside! But wasting lives will not help! You want me to send up another plane? I'll do it the second you get up here and put your ass in the co-pilot's seat, *sir*!

    [slams phone down]