What did weak Thomas do? Not even love!

Myrna 2022-03-19 09:01:04

YSS STRONGLY RECOMMEND

saw me and Ken stunned!

Can you be any more crazy? Can you get some more in the US? Can there be another 2B point?

Extreme enough, but punctual enough! The director is young (born in 1977), and he is really daring! Beyond Hangover, shame on American Pie!

Having made friends with such a Latin dick guy, the little fresh male protagonist got shot while standing! Seeing his son hanging out with such a friend and not giving any pointers, the middle-class dad was shot downside down! Innocent fathers and sons have fallen, the Latin dick guy and the glasses chubby have made a lifetime of talking, and they have also released their long-hidden little brother! Inadvertently making friends, one slip into an eternal hatred, annoyed neighbors and drug dealers, and provoked slaps and flames. Alcohol, ecstasy pills, and excess hormones have driven all the adolescent animals present, including dwarfs who specialize in the lower body and a handful of old uncles, to the destructive power of nuclear missiles. Every corner has been soaked in the bodily fluids of many different owners, windows have to be smashed, luxury cars have to be dragged into the water, trampolines have to be blasted sooner or later, the vomit in the bathroom makes people vomit... This villa cannot be burned down. The two dutiful party "security guards" faced the raging fire and completed the entire street, and finally realized that losing control is the serious business of a high school party.

When I was in degenerate Amsterdam, I always struggled with my inability to fall to the standards of the Dutch and the Dutch-like Europeans, to eat, drink and play to the point where it was so dark that I couldn’t integrate into the rotten mainstream society of rotten men and rotten women… After reading Project X, I am convinced that these shameful Dutch people and Dutch-like people can commit suicide by caesarean section with self-awareness. We Chinese people, it's not nonsense, we really don't have the talent to destroy the world like them... I recognize it.

Having said that, do you really think that Thomas, who is weak and weak, can be the most promising and successful little friend like the one selected by the students in the school? I really believe he'll be able to pay off his debts after all... He's a nerd, but not all nerds can make Facebook okay? He is driven mad, but not all lunatics and geniuses are one step away. One of the ten lunatics will mutate into a genius, and the rest can only be willing to be otaku, diaosi, and phoenix men after being mad.

However, American culture is a breeding ground for lunatics. Look at Thomas' parents, his biological parents! Saying he's a loser behind Thomas' back! Look at Thomas's classmates, he didn't recruit them and didn't mess with them! Laughing at Thomas' face he's a loser! How can such a good boy become a loser? In our China, it may still be the overtime monitor of Miyoshi students! But once he goes mad, even though he was forced to go mad—a bit like the Hulk, he was secretly sighed by his parents as to whether he was their child, and he was regarded as a legendary god by the school! Have you ever been as delirious as I am and sat on the couch in disbelief, thinking, would it be cool to have a thousand people on fire? He can't get a thousand people without a Latin dick, and he can't get a big hit without a lunatic drug dealer. What did he do? The real thanks go to his dad, who provided mansions, swimming pools, supercars, pocket money, and a news station that didn't hesitate to dispatch helicopters! What did weak Thomas do? Not even love!

Finally, I would like to conclude from the standpoint of orphan videographers: let them be cool, in my eyes they are always a bunch of stupid Bs...

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Extended Reading
  • Loyal 2022-04-20 09:01:30

    I don't really like this kind of pseudo-documentary DV style shooting method; the three diaosi didn't want to play so big at first, but the situation is stronger than people, and finally they have a super crazy party...

  • Jevon 2022-03-21 09:01:36

    young blood young bone old ghosts go home XD

Project X quotes

  • Tyler: Can I help you, sir?

    Rob: I'm here to see Thomas.

    Tyler: First and last name, please.

    Rob: I'm Rob, the neighbor. Who the fuck are you?

    Tyler: I'll ask the questions, sir.

    Rob: Exactly. Get the hell out of my way.

  • Rob: Hey, Thomas. Look man I don't want to be a dick here or anything, but your friend Oliver came by earlier and told me you guys were having a little party but this is too much.

    Thomas: Yeah. We actually should be winding down like midnight, maybe 1. Is that okay?

    Rob: No, it's not. I'm sorry. The baby can't sleep and Melinda's gotta be up early for work.

    Costa: Fuck yeah! My boy Rob is here to rage! Good to see you, brother.

    Rob: Whoa, yeah. Actually I'm not raging, but I'm just telling Thomas it's time to shut it down.

    Costa: You can't be serious. This is a great party. What the fuck?

    Rob: I am serious because it's 11:30 at night and it's time to wrap it up.

    JB: Hey, hey, hey. Why don't we just bring everyone to the back and lower the volume a bit.

    Rob: Guys, this isn't a request! The party's over.

    Costa: I guess we're just gonna have to agree to disagree then, aren't we?

    Rob: Listen to me. Thomas, either shut it down or I'm calling the cops. Fine, fuck it! I'm calling the fucking cops.

    [gets a taser shot by Everett]

    Costa: Fuck! Oh shit!

    JB: Jesus fucking Christ! What did you do that for?

    Costa: [Rob punches Everett in the face] Are you fucking kidding me? I will fucking kill you!

    Rob: The little fuck tazed me! I'm definitely calling the cops now!

    Costa: You punched a kid in the face! I'm calling the cops on your ass now!

    Rob: Do it, genius! It's all on tape. I just saw this mother fucker record it right here.

    Dax: No, all I got was you punching that little child's face.

    Rob: Fuck you!

    Costa: Go home, Robert!