Rubbish

Savannah 2022-03-20 09:01:30

The bottom line of the bad movie has been maxed out, but I still decided to write a few sentences. Because the plot of the film is bad and the values ​​are shameless, but there are a few big truths, which are just in line with the god bless America the day before yesterday.

First, the ending of Witherspoon's choice of chris instead of tom shows that in the love stage, personality, interest, love and skills are all bullshit, and X's work is the deciding factor, who runs the home plate first, whoever goes.

Second, the ending of Tom's ex-wife and his remarriage shows that the marriage stage, personality, interest, love, skill, and good work are all bullshit, and social status is the determining factor. The detective took the initiative to remarry.

Third, the competitive process between Chris and Tom shows that there is no need to prove the first sociological axiom of having the opposite sex and inhumanity; while in love, you are not afraid of cheating, but you are afraid that you will not be able to cheat is the second sociological axiom.

Fourth, Witherspoon played the heroine role at the age of thirty-six with his signature shoehorn face full of pleats, which shows that Mr. Xiong Yaohua really had foresight—the problem with most men is that even a sow , If there are two men rushing for her at the same time, then every part of the sow's body will become beautiful. . . . . . Gu Long can rest his eyes in the spirit of heaven. . . . . .

To sum up, in today's world where material desires are full of desires but always want to talk about it, it is really rare for this popcorn movie to be so frank. If God bless America is an idealist's helpless sad song, then this The film is a utterly shameless manifesto for the realists. . . . . .

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Extended Reading
  • Hollie 2021-11-23 19:53:41

    Look again! ! How can TomHardy be so handsome! ! ! !

  • Noelia 2021-11-23 19:53:41

    This film tells the story of a group of slut finally rejoicing. Teacher Du Liu Tang turned his head back and was stabbed by a friend... But the plot is so popular that it has a diabetes collapse. The biggest weapon in this film is actually the heinous three views. A character is a bitch or a gangster. In the end, in order to complete the "unconventional" ENDING, he slapped the audience's already desperate Sanguan to death... Samsung gave the unloved Tang Sweetheart.

This Means War quotes

  • FDR Foster: Did he just give our bird the bird?

  • [first lines]

    Man 1: [over comms] All eyes are up.

    Man 2: Sat cams are good.

    Man 1: Target is inbound.

    Man 2: ETA five minutes.

    Collins: Mission is a go. Repeat, you are green to go. Intercept and apprehend the Heinrich brothers. Secure the device. And remember, this mission is covert.