Mary Sue's Journey

Angelo 2022-03-15 09:01:02

A long time ago, there was an elf named Mary Su. Her greatest hobby was to travel between different spaces and continents, capturing the hearts of all living beings. Along the way, she is invincible and invincible...
Since conquering a werewolf and a vampire at the same time in the United States, this Mary Sue's popularity has reached an unprecedented peak. When she was very satisfied, Miss Mary Su made an itinerary with a travel agency and planned to visit the fairy tale world of Snow White, hoping to reach a new height.
Roth Films is not a simple travel agency. Judging from its record of designing an exclusive itinerary for Miss Alice in 2010, it is known that it is by no means a mediocre person who only takes the usual path. However, considering that Disney had just launched a similar product, Mirror Mirror, in the first half of the year, I was worried that Roth Films would not be able to surpass this giant crocodile that is best at designing fairy tale tours.
It was not until I went to the cinema the day before yesterday to see their products Snow White and the Huntsman that I really admired Roth Films for being a leader in the industry and full of creativity. In this win-win product of this powerful alliance, Miss Mary Su's ability to capture all beings is obviously much better than Twilight, and the strength of Roth Films has also been greatly demonstrated. The arrangement of the entire itinerary is simply amazing!
The attractions designed by Roth Films are really rare, including the battlefield archery scene in "The Last Samurai", the escape scene in Alexandre Dumas "The Count of Monte Cristo", the Forbidden Forest set at Hogwarts, and the "Harry Potter" scene. 's Taming Magical Creatures class, the beautiful forest of Avatar. And there is no cheating in the details. For example, Miss Mary Sue made a temporary cameo in the resurrection of Jesus, and the white clothes on her body are really vivid.
Miss Mary Sue's performance was also remarkable. Compared to the previous record of conquering a werewolf and a vampire, this trip was a grand slam. As small as the swallow in "The Happy Prince", as big as a monster comparable to King Kong, in addition to the Prince William who kisses plum and bamboo horses, there are also widower hunters who drink alcohol for his deceased wife, and the king's younger brother who wears Sassoon's bob. Even the magic tools can't escape the charm of Miss Mary Sue. The golden mirror can still face the beautiful Queen without seeing the extraordinary Mary Sue with her own eyes. Say Mary Sue. Su is the most beautiful, it really impresses me.
In addition to spending huge sums of money to set the scene, Roth Films also hired various elites to act as cannon fodder for Mary Sue in the film, regardless of cost. The customer is God. For example, Hemsworth in "The Avengers" gave up his hammer and used an axe, and his red cloak was replaced by a dirty hunter outfit. At the same time, in order to show the charm of Miss Mary Sue, the originally infatuated hunter forgot his deceased wife when he saw the heroine, and even bent down for five buckets of rice and was willing to be a follower. And William, as a prince and nobleman, only revolves around the apple in the whole film, and also competes with commoner hunters for beauty. And the dwarf who died inexplicably, after showing his admiration for Marisu, retired and was burned by fire.
The worst is Theron who plays the queen. Although he has the most dazzling scenes and the most effort, he even eats the entrails of birds. As a result, his own name does not appear in the title of the film. I guess it is because Marisu is not Miss Lily. Since The hunter can show himself as a corporal, why should he be suspected of being a lesbian?

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Snow White and the Huntsman quotes

  • Finn: I admire your fight, Huntsman. Your wife was the same.

    The Huntsman: What do you know of my wife?

    Finn: I remember them all. But especially the ones with fight. She screamed your name but you weren't there. Now you can beg her forgiveness in the other world.

  • Gus: I won't leave you, miss.