Cheating Man in Black 3

Malvina 2022-01-25 08:04:55

In my opinion, the sequel of Man in Black should be the longest. Black 2 came out in 2002, and another episode was released in 2012 ten years later. This is a long enough series of blockbusters in the United States. Ten years of waiting is enough to bring down a generation, but this waiting does not suit me. After all, I was very simple when I was in 02. At that time, the good-looking movies in my eyes were Hong Kong-style movies such as Bewitcher or Gambler. I don’t know anything about aliens, and I have no interest in the hard-to-understand English blockbusters.

Suddenly, ten years have passed. I like Hong Kong movies but wither like tomorrow’s yellow flowers. There is no more wave in the movie market. Apart from the occasional one or two classics, Hong Kong movies can be said to have been defeated. Just like the National Army in 1949.

I swear that I would not have watched "Men in Black 3" if it weren't for my brain fever today. My usual style is: I hold a skeptical attitude towards the series of movies. After all, the difficulty of surpassing the classics is much more difficult than creating the classics. It’s a pity that I got into my brain today, and I ran over to watch this cheating movie on impulse. The reason is no other reason. It’s just that Hengdian Movie City has not been in front of the house for so long, so I wanted to go in and feel it. But it was bruised and bruised and regretted. Such a movie, how can we be worthy of its previous episode?

Like the vulgar traversal drama in the mainland, this American blockbuster also plays with the low-level fun of traversal. However, blockbuster films are big films after all. Although the plot is terrible, they are much better than some people in China. They used a high-tech product: the time machine. It’s just that what I don’t understand is that the inventor of the time machine is actually the owner of a grocery store. Is it true that the masters of the United States are all hidden in the market? Perhaps it is true. In an era full of aliens, no plot is surprising.

The idea of ​​Black 3 is also simple and clear. It reverses time and prevents the alien Boris from harming the earth. However, the plot is bad, and the big boss Boris is overwhelmingly fast, but it makes people embarrassed. If heroism is an American plot, such a weak BOSS would be too sorry for the American audience. I don’t know much about the reputation of Black 3 in the United States, but as far as I am guessing, it should be the same as "The Promise". Grade.

In fact, if you want to talk about the bright spots of Black 3, it's not without them. But it has nothing to do with JK's black and white double evil combination, nor the American cultural nostalgia of 1969, but the mighty translation of the Chinese subtitles. In any case, I can’t understand what the original English version of the translations of waste oil, clenbuterol, timelessness, this hate lasts forever, etc. are.

Not to mention too much, in short, Black 3 is a very cheating movie. By the way, I remember a sentence translated as cheating. If anyone wants to listen to the cheating English version, you can consider this movie!

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Extended Reading

Men in Black 3 quotes

  • [K handles an old cellphone]

    Agent J: That's a big phone. Don't hold it up to your head!

  • Agent K: [holds up alien] Who's this Splky Bulba for?

    Mr. Wu: Nobody...

    [K hits him]