[3.5/5.0] Dark Shadows (2012): If you're a big fan of ______, don't watch this!!!

Aida 2022-01-25 08:08:29

1. After
watching [Crazy Barber], the author swears that I will never watch Tim Burton strengthen Nedep. This pair of Warner Bros. are the coolest before the millennium and the worst combination after the millennium, although [Dreamland] Was hesitant because of the short hand Mia Wasikowska but held back.
2.
If you're a fan of the following names, don't watch this movie because of them: Michelle Pfeiffer, Helena Pohan Carter, Eva Green, Johnny Lee Miller, Christopher Fu Lee, Chloë Grace Moretz, Jackie Earle Haley & Alice Cooper.
3.
If you want to become a fan of Bella Heathcote, please don't go to the cinema to watch this movie because of the second point. The doll-like delicate face is set off by the tall figure, and it is still unclear whether it will be red.
4.
Johnny Lee Miller's acting career seems to disappear in the second half of the plot. The perverted man is obviously the most eye-catching character in [Trainspotting]. I am Miller and I must hate Ewan McGregor, well at least you have slept Brad Pitt wife.
5. After
reading the trailer of [Moonrise Kingdom, 2012], the author is now very worried that Wes Anderson will have old-fashioned forms and content, and the old dog will not be able to play new tricks until it evolves into an independent production version of Tim Burton.
6. It's
better not to watch this movie.
7.
Ghost fights! ! !
8.
Chloë Grace Moretz really looks like Michael Pitt > < /////

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Dark Shadows quotes

  • Carolyn Stoddard: [sees Barnabas for the first time] Are you stoned or something?

    Barnabas Collins: They tried stoning me, my dear. It did not work.

    [to Willie]

    Barnabas Collins: When did they start allowing women of the night on the estate grounds?

  • Angelique Bouchard: If I can't have you, my love, I'll destroy you!