Commercial films, in order to please human beings, do you dare to make extraterrestrial civilizations more mentally retarded?

Annamae 2022-03-15 09:01:03

It's rare to see the gangster, and there are no easter eggs at the end of the film. The character is like Issac. The plot is mentally retarded and understandable, but the setting is too inappropriate.

Their aerodynamic armor should be the same as the material of the battleship. No element can be identified. Their world structure and scientific cognition must be quite different from ours. Under such premise, how can the derived aliens still have hands, feet, two eyes, one mouth, and doors Teleev and Mendel are really crying. Do they still have to brush their teeth and pay medical insurance?
(Excellent setting, see The Horror, Deadly Visit, Solaris) It

is not every planet with climate and water that evolves species They all have to hold their own face. It is difficult to achieve the same result in the rise of life on the same planet several times, let alone two worlds in different frameworks. When I saw the slogan of the poster, I understood this kind of stupidity. What is the purpose of the human-like setting? Is it to make it easier for movie-themed toy manufacturers to mold? The

plot is simple enough, and it still does not affect the flood of flaws. And the part of the naval battle is not so magnificent, the only thing worth shocking The

most annoying thing is that this extraterrestrial species, which can travel far across the galaxy, will use close weapons to duel with humans in the Middle Ages. According to the director's settings, this species must be like 20 Hannibal played with the low-level existence of human nature in his applause. I wonder who has heard such a story. A human army was surrounded and suppressed by a few cooperative sheep. Now they are pretending to be human, and we are sheep. , is aboriginal, but sorry, this film is made for human beings, no matter what the setting, how highly intelligent, as soon as it invades human beings, it will immediately collect Parkinson's. After

this species touches the earth, it encounters other animals and directly ignores it. , no sampling, no research, no description of the earth's landscape, and there are two types of modeling. They have the same face after taking off the helmet, and the body shape is bizarrely consistent regardless of height. This kind of soulless design Set is set purely for set's sake.

This mentally handicapped star deserves to be destroyed, so what if it is destroyed? The police officer who received the call for help wrote down the address, but after calling the police, there was no news and the whereabouts were unknown. Will the police station never find out? Mark the address and forget about it? The population of their home planet would be stupid enough to not notice when the fleet lost communication? Can they still exist without this? Is this showing their extraordinary technology and wisdom? As for what joint military exercises, what aircraft carriers, what mapping...

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Battleship quotes

  • Boatswain Mate Seaman Jimmy 'Ordy' Ord: Sir, if I could just have a minute of your time?

    [He holds up his cell phone, displaying a picture of...]

    Alex Hopper: Why am I staring at a lizard?

    Boatswain Mate Seaman Jimmy 'Ordy' Ord: Because this is my pet lizard, sir, Penelope the Third. And they have the exact same eyes...

    Alex Hopper: You've got fifteen seconds, go.

    Boatswain Mate Seaman Jimmy 'Ordy' Ord: [referring to the aliens] I tried the helmet on, and the helmet is basically extreme sunglasses, along with some hydration and some oxygen saturation, and some other stuff that I don't understand, but we took Penelope to the beach one time, which was a terrible idea. She went absolutely nuts, because she can't handle the sunlight! And I don't think they can handle it either, sir.

    [silence]

    Alex Hopper: You try anything else on?

    Boatswain Mate Seaman Jimmy 'Ordy' Ord: Negative, sir. Just the helmet.

  • [Hopper and Nagata prepare their rifles]

    Alex Hopper: Where'd you learn to shoot?

    Captain Yugi Nagata: I'm not sure how you say it in English... natsu campu... summa camp.

    Alex Hopper: Summer camp?

    Captain Yugi Nagata: Champion, when I was twelve.

    Alex Hopper: Are you kidding me?