a piece of shit

Jamarcus 2022-01-27 08:02:22

I remember today last year, I watched a movie that I will never forget... The name of the movie is "Warring States"! ! ! ! Coincidentally, on April 24, a year later, I watched another blockbuster movie about war, called "Super Battleship"! ! ! ! Regarding the masterpiece "Warring States", my brother has complained about his weakness. I can't think of any vicious words to describe this movie. I can only say "Brother kneels down for you, you *(yin)" "Super Battleship" "I've been looking forward to it for a long time! At that time, it was called the "Transformers" of the naval battle version! ! ! Have the momentum to go on "Titanic 3D"! ! ! Absolutely* majestic! ! ! Aggressive! ! ! At that time, I asserted that this film is definitely a fighter in a bad film... oh... not... a super battleship in a bad film... an aircraft carrier! ! ! Today I was lucky enough to have a sneak peek... MD! ! ! I got tested again! The opening of the film is the background music of the copycat "Inception"... So at the beginning, I think that this kind of upright QJ masterpiece must die properly! ! ! Then there's the old-fashioned NASA contacting the aliens...the aliens are attacking Earth! The director watched the U.S. Army, "World War", the U.S. Air Force, "Independence Day", the U.S. Marine Corps, and "Battle of Los Angeles". He has seen the aliens, and he has to be innovative! So the U.S. Navy is here! ! ! The close-up is very similar to "Transformers"! The big BOOS inside is the Decepticon spaceship on "Transformers 3"! The shot of the Missouri being destroyed is completely copied from "Pearl Harbor"! The emotional director has a relationship with Michael Bay? Otherwise it is infringement! Infringement is something that requires a lawsuit in China (for example, Proview sues Apple with the iPad trademark), the director can do it! ! ! And how did the male pig's feet soak into the female pig's feet? I've always wondered? The plot is not overdone, I just went to bed with TM! Just propose! Also get an old man to disagree! The young couple played a hot plot! Inexplicable! And this alien is too **! Dressed up like Iron Man, what high-tech equipment can't even handle the Missouri during World War II! MD! Even the earthlings are lined with Tomahawk cruise missiles! You TM alien high-IQ creature can't even throw a grenade! ! ! Drama! Drama! A piece of shit! $200 million pile of shit! ! ! Predict it! Next week's box office will definitely be diving! ! ! Investor Universal Pictures estimated that it would lose even the underwear! ! ! !

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Battleship quotes

  • [after the Missouri is rocked by an impact]

    Chief Petty Officer Walter 'The Beast' Lynch: You all right?

    Old Salt: They ain't gonna sink this battleship, no way!

  • Secretary of Defense: [from the Pentagon] Just scramble the jets, Admiral! We need to get in there-!

    Admiral Shane: I'm far more aware than you of the need to get inside! But wasting lives will not help! You want me to send up another plane? I'll do it the second you get up here and put your ass in the co-pilot's seat, *sir*!

    [slams phone down]