first few minutes of the movie, everyone can chat, make friends, play with mobile phones, and be hungry. Those who are thirsty fill their stomachs, those who are thirsty have a drink. Over the years, American movies have started with illogical background introductions and American jokes that are less and less funny.
However, there are sacks of wine. I seem to have found something. Astronomy is not very good, but I vaguely remember that the nearest galaxy with a similar solar system environment seems to be hundreds of light-years away. In the movie, deep space satellites are used to transmit signals, and then the other party Received and dispatched advance team. But, well, a few hundred light-years away means that the signal we're sending will take hundreds of years to arrive there; so the only explanation in the movie is that this advance party is a reconnaissance force that happens to be cruising around the solar system.
Tucao: Hold on! The satellite TV uses a directional transmitter, which means that its signal transmission method is more similar to a laser, which means that the alien advance team just happened to be patrolling in the vast universe and just passed the signal transmission. The visual observation is no more than 10. square meter area. There is a realistic sample of this probability. For example, you tie a fishing line from the south stand to the north stand at the stadium, and then find someone who does not know to throw a dime from the east stand to the west stand, and this coin just happened to be fished. line hit. In this way, this group of advance team is really lucky (or is it extremely bad?) The
film continues, the scale of the first alien fleet is based on the later when Captain Shuaiguo and the alien base friend looked at each other affectionately. Telepathy can be determined, it is definitely just a reconnaissance unit, and it has fought a lot of battles and has rich actual combat experience (note this, I will use it later). Then unfortunately, when entering the atmosphere, the only spacecraft in charge of communication among the five Xiaoqiangs unfortunately collided with a satellite, and was reimbursed after causing serious accidental injuries to Hong Kong compatriots.
Continue to complain: In the 1990s, all civil aviation passenger aircraft on the earth had been forced to be equipped with anti-collision systems, and the fighter jets used can be accurate to the centimeter level, and the few space shuttles on the earth were all equipped with Doppler anti-collision systems. If it hits the radar, the measurement accuracy is also centimeter-level (things larger than one yuan coin will alarm and prompt the avoidance route as long as they are on the collision track). Our space shuttle can only fly to synchronous orbit at best. The alien comrades are really shivering, they can already fly across the galaxy, and they don’t even have an anti-collision radar. Comrades in the communication class, you are so wronged to die~ The
video continues, the three destroyers start to find fault, and they behave very unfriendly , although these are standard defensive contact procedures, but you think, if you work hard to fly to a planet hundreds of light years away from home, before you start contact, the local aborigines will shoot guns in your ears Shooting or something, although it didn't hit, what would you think? Of course, this is caused by the limitations of our society as a whole. It's not surprising, so I won't complain. Then look down. The big killer ion shield is launched, modern warfare is both information warfare, and blocking all communication and radar means means that you are blind and deaf on the battlefield. And what is commendable is that this alien brand ion shield has a physical shielding effect, which the heroic F18 of the U.S. military has given everyone a clear reminder with its delicate body (note this, it will be used later for complaining). At this point, the other side can be defined as a potential enemy militarily, and war preparations can be carried out; In an isolated area, the three Aegis and the other three frigates exchanged fire directly.
Just a few words, before that alien drones (comrade Shockwave from Morph 3, do you have anything to say?) solved the main military bases and main roads in the isolated area of the ion shield. In addition to the film's usual performance of killing the Quartet at the beginning of the film to the performance of impotence and premature ejaculation in the later stage, the film focuses on its threat identification system and attack sequence selection. This is also the standard used by the backward earthlings such as me on the battlefield. so advanced. Its drone recognition and not attacking children may seem redundant, but it is not (this is also one of the few highly professional clips in the film). If it does not harm civilians, then the additional damage caused by the destruction of the road is clearly contrary to it. Therefore, the priority of this military operation of the alien fleet is clearly explained: destroying high-threat targets (Aegis in direct engagement), destroying the main target (base, pay attention to the scanning part of the movie, the alien drone is just aimed at Military equipment and munitions warehouses such as aircraft, other targets are not listed as targets of attack), destroy hidden threat targets (roads, because they can be used for large-scale troop transport), monitor low-threat targets (Aegis that gave up the attack), Ignore non-threatening targets (civilians without weapons and fighting intent, such as baseball kids and NC scientists), and avoid collateral damage without affecting actions (so many people are spared).
The film continues, the war begins, and the alien bomb launcher begins a round of visually gorgeous, technically no content (I can't see it here, and later I found out that this bomb launcher is inertial guided, and on Earth The guidance technology commonly used before the 1950s…..), the Phalanx defense system used to deal with anti-ship missiles began to perform, but it was declared invincible under the saturation blow of the opponent, and the beloved oil brother became a glorious past tense, He also indirectly achieved his brother's position.
Then complain: Director! screenwriter! Visual effects editor! Excuse you guys to go to the military exercise site to see how the real Phalanx defense system works. You can use Phalanx as an anti-aircraft gun. I served U.
The film continues, the Aegis that saves people is defaulted as a non-threatening target by the alien identification system. Does it mean that this is a humanitarian rescue ship of the Red Cross? (See the analysis above for the priority attack sequence). Pig's feet can swim around under the eyes of the enemy with dozens of missiles, hundreds of artillery shells, and tens of thousands of bullets. This is really a "non-threatening target". During this period, the oil between the United States and Japan continued to be ambiguous, and I didn’t mention it. What really made me think that the comrades from the aliens actually left each other alone like this, and the three frigates did not send even one of them to monitor.
Tucao: If you are the commander of the modern battlefield, even if the opponent is not attacking, will you let an enemy target that has declared war move freely in your military-controlled area without any monitoring? You want to say that aliens think differently from ordinary people, and I really have no idea, but I remember that these alien comrades have been tested on the battlefield, and they don't even understand this? Dude, you are not wronged to die~ The
ship sneaks in, if such a big movement can still be called sneaking. I really don't understand what this part does. Aliens come from planets with similar environments to Earth, so it makes sense to look human. That suit of armor can't hold artillery is also reasonable, and the alien Swiss Army Knife is pretty good, how can you sell it?
Tucao point: It is reasonable and reasonable to shoot special forces for rescue when our personnel are held hostage by the other party, but the action method looks so familiar, these alien creatures will not be trained in the United States; Salute to Solid Snake. After sneaking into the computer room, his head suddenly short-circuited. Under the condition of basically suppressing the interfering male protagonist, he chose to give up the destruction of the computer room, and ran to play the "You Come After Me" Earth with the male protagonist. The oil love song, and the bulky helmet can only scan the front 180-degree area, and it is also soundproof. The sound of the main gun rotating several ten decibels was not heard.
Gaiden: Another version of this paragraph:
Earth Oil and Alien Oil Meet
Earth Oil: Why? Why are you going to fuck my brother? (shoots)
Alien Oil: Because I told him I was going to marry you, and he said you wouldn't be allowed to see me again. (With the armor intact, he approached and flipped the oil)
Earth Oil: It turned out to be so, but then, it was my brother (he was emotional, crying, making trouble, hanging himself)
Appearance oil: don't make trouble, I love you (push away, feel heavy, want to hold back)
Earth oil: no~~~ (run away)
Alien oil: don't run, slide carefully (catch up)
Earth Oil: Do you really love me? (runs to the deck, facing the splendid sea)
Alien Oil: Of course, come, give me a hug (I can't hide my inner excitement, and I keep playing with the saber)
Earth Oil: Death (In arrogance, hide your face) Retreat to the deck guardrail)
Appearance Oil: Sample, I will feed you tonight (step closer)
(Cannon turn, boom~~)
Earth girl: The captain is the whole ship, male or female!
Earth Oil: ... (complicated expression, on the one hand, because the alien oil was bombed, and on the other hand, he was making up for the "carnival" of the whole ship at night)
Alien Oil (bombing~): The cannon exploded and died, being a ghost It's also romantic~~~~~~~
cough~The
film continues, the dot matrix creativity of the buoy sonar is good, and then there is a seemingly intense game of whack-a-mole (betting on what time the alien battleship arrives, think about it very carefully Similar), after that, the frigates were all taken care of, and the alien fleet finally paid a terrible price for its misjudgment at the beginning. After paying the price of three frigates, it finally realized that this humanitarian idea of the Red Cross rescue ship was not so humane. , So the big killer drone debuted, killing the pig's foot Aegis in seconds.
There are a lot of complaints in this paragraph: first, please carefully observe the traveling mode of the alien frigate, secondly, please verify the material of the buoy, and then answer me, so why is the buoy not damaged? In the future, ships will not be equipped with gold armor, but only the material of buoys. A dozen tons will jump up and smash them, and there will be no scratches. The first two frigates were deceived by Japanese engine oil several times, and finally got reimbursed. The third one finally knew how to attack by evading the route. Although in the end, under the light of the protagonist's halo, I still went to discuss life with Marx, but it was a big killer. The drone has also successfully completed the task. Wait a minute, wait a minute, from the plot before the film, the attack radius of the alien drone is very far, and it has its own enemy-seeking guidance function, since it has been judged that the protagonist's Aegis Aegis is a threat (and it is considered a film) It is the only threat in the medium environment), because Xiami did not use it earlier, the speed and attack progress of the drone are higher than that of the frigate, and the expected battle damage is also small, why choose a dangerous form of contact warfare? To take a step back, even if the two frigates that arrived in the early stage did not confirm the threat of Aegis (that is, it has not been confirmed as a threat target), why should the third ship be put on the battlefield when the two were sunk? If the target can be easily solved with a single missile, why send an entire army to risk being wiped out and fight to the death? The alien commander is the second generation of the official and has never taken a practical combat class? I know it as a common person~ The
film continues, the battleship officially debuts (before it was considered a debut), aside from the complaints, I pay tribute to the original crew of the whole ship, and the veterans are not dead, which is reflected here, no matter how nonsense the story is, the male protagonist This sentence is a highlight: "You have already given everything for the country, I have no right to ask you anything, but today, I must make a request." Okay, they are all soldiers, no nonsense, young and old brothers, The copy guy has defended his family and the country.
Salute before complaining: If a similar situation occurs in reality, we have reason to believe that this group of veterans who are almost buried in the ground will make the same choice. No matter which country the navy is, it has the naval spirit of facing life and death and never retreating, no matter where it is. No matter what the reason for the war is, soldiers who fought bloody battles deserve the admiration and respect of their people.
After paying tribute, let’s start complaining: two sentences are enough. In the film, the battleship with the engine completely stopped took a few hours to complete the test run and commissioning, and set sail smoothly; For half a day, including debugging and testing, Varange stayed in the port for 3 days with pre-start before the voyage... The
film continues, the girl's middle school finally showed some performance (if she counted), and after the communication was established, the disabled veteran returned again. With Sparta, NC scientists once again verified the law of immortality in American disaster films, that is, in most cases (not all Austrians, pro): the elderly do not die (except for the queen), children do not die, pets do not die, and the NC responsible for the funny scenes does not die.
Tucao continued: battlefield communication station, such an important location does not establish a martial law zone, are you still soldiers? Even if you don't build it, there is such an alien (for them) in a critical area, and you have just taken their entire base. Actually let him go like this, and brought a bag. You go to the area around the military communication station in reality and try it out. Even if you go in, you can take a bag and try it out under the eyes of Big Soldier. Alien comrades, it's really not wrong for you to die~ The
film continues, the Alien flagship debuts, and the appearance is as usual as always, and then it is a beautiful shot. Military fans have said that modern warfare is boring, and the war is often over by tapping the button in front of the computer; The battleship salvo within sight range undoubtedly brought this feeling to the extreme. Unless you can also find a line-of-sight combat weapon more ferocious than a battleship gun. In the end, the alien flagship was naturally bombed into a coral reef under the sea, and the communication station was not unexpectedly wiped from the earth by a 1,500-pound high-explosive bomb.
Final rant: You saw the enemy, the enemy just turned the muzzle to one side for some reason, so you stopped hitting him? He turns the gun on your business. Later, when I saw the battleship break down like a god, I found out that this alien technology TMD is inertial guidance! ! (I sprayed it above, but I only found out when I saw it here, so spray it again) In the film, our technology level is behind that of aliens, right? Our artillery shells and bombs can now achieve precision guidance, the level of technology The obviously leading aliens used the inertial guidance of the TMD that was almost eliminated by us. All of our main naval guns can achieve a 270-degree attack turn, but the aliens have to adjust the entire ship's body to aim at the target, and the TMD inertial guidance is used after adjustment. In addition, where is the ion shield isolation technology at the beginning, the hull is directly resistant to shelling, you can achieve coverage of several hundred square kilometers, and it should not be very difficult to make a small coverage of the whole body of the hull, right? Also, doesn't it mean that metal has never been seen except for a very few? As the flagship of this operation, it can't be justified without a fight. Even the earth army with backward technology can't use conventional weapons 50 years ago. Stop the modern composite armor, not to mention the active reactive armor that has just emerged in recent years; don’t say that the development route of aliens is different from that of the earth. As mentioned in the fourth paragraph of the opening, they have fought a lot of battles and have rich actual combat experience. , and then actually show this bird's virtue? Alien friends, it’s really not wrong for you to die~
Some people say that watching a movie, don’t be serious, just watch it and be happy, don’t think about anything; I think this point of view is completely correct, but you can’t stop the audience from thinking, I am a flower I paid money to watch it. After reading it, I felt that the writers and producers were TMD’s nonsense. I can’t say a few more words? Is it okay to rant? It's not that you have to make the aliens like a mountain knife to cut tofu and easily destroy the earth's army, but at least don't leave so many hard wounds, okay? I'll give you a fully armed one, with tanks, weapons, and The most important thing is a modern army with logistical support. You go to a planet whose technology level is roughly in the age of cold weapons. Do you think you will be wiped out by the locals? No, is it. Sadly, in a lot of movies, that's what our dear comrade aliens do.
As the saying goes, if you're serious, you lose; so this time, I didn't even lose my bottoms.
Rating: 3 stars, one for the special effects team, one for veterans and old ships, and one for alien comrades who keep coming to Earth to show the lower limit
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