Hey, hey, there are too many slots for aliens, right?

Jean 2022-01-27 08:02:22

I watched Battleship yesterday, the special effects are pretty good, and some humorous points are pretty good too. Generally speaking, it's average.
but! I have to say that the setting of aliens in battleship is really flawed! ! !
Hey, I can't remember a lot of slots today. Write a little bit and calculate a little bit ╮(╯_╰)╭Nima
aliens are still very good when they come on stage! Except for the sonic shock, everyone seems to be fine, it looks weak, but when I think that this full-screen AOE can still be used in seconds, this one can't be pinched, bear it...
and then start to embarrass Ah! Nima bent the steel stairs with one foot! A few punches knocked the steel door flying! You can't even kill yourself like this! Even if you can't kill it! After hitting someone a few times, they can get up and pinch you! It doesn't seem to have any internal injuries! Do you want to be so merciful!
You don't even know the direction of a muzzle! Isn't it still able to identify dangerous targets? A cannon so close turned around! People's revolving guns are not instant! Although you are a lizard, don't be so slow, okay! In the end, I have to take a look at you, is it to do Shu! Shouldn't you have already identified the naval guns! ! !
The lizards' boats are all scum! Even if a human ship is hit by a missile, it won't necessarily sink! Even if it sinks, maybe it will get into the water and sink for a long time! Nima, what the hell is going on with such a big thing that you take one or two shots and then explode! Too scum, hey! It's a shame that you can still make such a large cover! It's a pity that you still have the ball that hits people! That ball should be quite strong to hit people! Isn't it good for Nima to make boats? Nima, do you dare to spend your money where it should be spent! ! !
Speaking of that ball! There are also countless flaws! Lizards are weak! Are you still in the age of cold weapons? Bumping and bumping, making a chain and swinging around, what a mess! Do you know that range is very important! Even if you want to install b, you have to have some capital! Look at the three-body man! Make a probe and knock out the Earth fleet! Lizards are so bad at their own level that they have the face to use cold weapons!
Nima also has to patrol manually! You can't find anyone if you hide it! Enter wherever the guards are! Nima's level is far worse than the human race! Why do you want to come to Earth to find abuse! Nima can't see anything at night! Nima can't see anything even if the light shines during the day! Then you need wool for your eyes! If the eyes are not good, get some auxiliary equipment! What is it like to always be blocked by others? Ok! Even if your technology is backward, you can't design it! Creatures with such weak eyes have to evolve other senses to identify targets!
Even if they are a model of evolutionary failure! Anyway, come up with some loser consciousness, okay? Nima, your eyesight is going to make trouble when you put glass on a ship! Nima, can you see it! Nima can't see at night, can't see during the day, you want to see a wool! It's even shattered! Dare to come to Earth to find abuse even with this craft! When the sun shines, even the missiles will be thrown crooked! Are all the missiles visually and manually controlled like the remote control racing cars of the little friends on the earth! Nima does not have the sun to shine, you often throw it crooked! Flying so slowly, you can always dodge! Missiles on Earth are almost instantaneous! The technology gap is too big! This missile is at least fifty years behind the earth!
then! I was gorgeously wrong! Why is our technology still 50 years behind the earth! Even a ship from 70 years ago can't beat it! Those who hear it are sad and those who see it weep! ! ! It's not just a finger, it's a finger! If others turn the muzzle away, you won't shoot! How stupid is this! What's more, the ships on the earth hundreds of years ago fired from both sides! Even with this little awareness, there is still no wool! Ok! It looks like they are such a low-level species as reptiles! Forgive your lack of intelligence! But when people turned the boat over, you didn't respond! A battleship of tens of thousands of tons! Turning around is not always instant! How long will it take for them to react! Dinosaurs' reflex arcs are not as long as they are! ! ! anyway! Turn the muzzle away and you won't be fired! Are they so enlightened! Do you have to wait for someone to hit you first before you can fight back? Natural stay also has a limit! But if they are gigantic, mighty and powerful, it's okay to carry forward their style and wait for others to do it first and then kill others! The problem is that if you wait for someone else to do it first, they will blow you up! Where did Cai Cheng get the confidence to let others take the lead! So it was blown up by a ship 70 years ago! What a joy! ! !
Not to mention that they are mentally backward! Physically, it's a mess! If the armor is mechanically driven, it won't knock the helmet off at once! If it's just pure armor, the body that can wear such a heavy armor should be very strong! You can't beat anyone to death! Then! Killed by a disabled man! ! ! Disabled! ! ! Not even legs! ! ! I feel like running and throwing rocks like me can bring him down! ! ! They were actually killed! ! ! It can be done! ! ! I said that my imagination is really too poor! This reality is totally unacceptable! ! !
Ok! Despicable reptiles! They are finally freed! Greyhounds are here! Look! Handjob! Ash is over! Grey is back! This kind of high-tech is not something that can compete with the technical level of that one hundred years ago! Check it out! It was blown up in a few moments! ! ! It's really abusive to hit you with a handgun! I was too embarrassed to take it out at first! ! ! You are only worthy of being abused by antiques from 70 years ago! Only worthy of being abused by disabled people! Okay! I really can't bear to see you so embarrassing! Send a few handkerchiefs to free you! By the way, I will show you the high-tech of the earth! that's all! Go shi, bugs! ! !

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Battleship quotes

  • Admiral Shane: Put the force at weapons posture one, warning red, weapons tight. I want everything loaded.

  • [from trailer]

    Alex Hopper: Where do we find him?

    Crew Member: Just fished him right out of the water.