Funny commercial (no spoilers)

Thora 2022-01-27 08:02:22

Well, I have been buying 2 group tickets for Wanda movies online every month for the past few months. Last two months were Sherlock Holmes and Mission Impossible. This month, I suddenly found that there was nothing I wanted to watch.

To be honest, Titanic is really not interested. The online reviews are so high, most of them are comments from literary and artistic youths and pseudo-literary youths. If I want to watch Titanic, can I watch it at home? Why do you have to watch this "Titanic 3D", which has no 3D at all? Maybe it's because I'm not artistic enough... For "Battleship", my mother is very disgusted with Transformers and aliens, and I don't have a good impression of this kind of film because of the scumbag plot of "Transformers 3". As for Ghost Rider, I think It's 3D again (M and I haven't seen 3D in Wanda), it should be alright... But V sauce has always said to me resolutely: 'That's terrible', which made me hesitate for a while.

With this hesitation, there is only one week left for the ticket... Thinking of selling the ticket, I always feel that something is wrong. Although this is a good thing for others and can save a lot of money, I always have a feeling of being speculative, and, from a 'psychological point of view'... If everyone queues up, the first person I ask does not want to vote, the front When I heard this conversation, I didn’t want it. It’s a kind of trend, and it’s basically qualitative, so there is only one success or failure. This gave me a lot of headaches. It is better for a young couple to sell two together; it is best not to look at the Titanic (because the Titanic costs 5 yuan); ask from the side where the person does not have a bag (because the defense on that side is low, the specific reason , looking for "Influence")... In short, I thought about it a lot, and finally I thought: Ha... If I sell it, I will sell it. If I can't sell it, I will watch it by myself...

On Friday, V sauce sent a message saying that he went to see it. "Battleship" is beautiful.
...Battleships...I have this kind of special effect: 'It's as brainless as Transformers 3. 'Imagination, but V sauce actually thinks it's good...' Maybe it's okay? But maybe it's V-chan's mechanical habit that makes him think it's okay... 'I've been struggling for days with just one movie, is it interesting! So, the final decision is: where to go, which one to watch recently!

The weather was good on Sunday morning~ Wandali turned on the air conditioner~ There were not many people in the cinema~ No need to queue up to buy tickets~ It went well today~

So...the closest one is the battleship...and it's still in Chinese (M said that I can't respond to English, but it's still easy to understand in Chinese, yo), after we bought the tickets, it was almost time for the opening, so it was really lucky... ...

cough cough... Then I realized that I was talking nonsense in front of me... Okay, serious.

This film is not as bad as I imagined, it can be said that it is still a very happy film. The effects and plot are good. My expectations are not high, so I thought it was very interesting when the foreshadowing set in the front was used and it was quite round.

There is nothing to say about the special effects, and the feeling of being very expensive and power-hungry is revealed everywhere. Compared with the special effects of the alien fleet, I still prefer the feeling of the human fleet sailing on the sea, especially when it comes to the end, they hit the alien main ship, and when they turn, they are super handsome, and there is a feeling of victory over the sky. .

In terms of the plot, I can only say that it's really okay (it's okay not to spoil, let's go and see~~), and the blood also carries a little heroism, so what? It's just a commercial film. It's fun to watch, and the plot is a little unexpected. When you leave the theater, you're smiling. What else can you ask for? There's a lot of comedy in the whole movie, which makes it a lot easier.

However, for the leading actors, there is really no sense of existence. This is a good film, but it does not mean that the leading role must be very good... There is no sense of existence at all, especially the male lead, who fights so fiercely and his face is so clean, Is it possible... So, the actors in this film are familiar faces or familiar faces, and they can't remember if they are not familiar faces (except for the white-haired man who loves to complain... that is, the gunner). Ha... well, let's spit it out, it's better than Mei Lanfang's Dawn... (I can always forget the starring Dawn when I introduce Mei Lanfang's cast)

Well... By the way, let's spit: Ale, Rihanna It's really strange that the main actor doesn't have Rihanna singing the theme song...

uh... no spoilers, just sauce~

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Battleship quotes

  • Admiral Shane: Put the force at weapons posture one, warning red, weapons tight. I want everything loaded.

  • [from trailer]

    Alex Hopper: Where do we find him?

    Crew Member: Just fished him right out of the water.