but I went home until I opened the door and turned on the computer. Unwilling, unwilling! ! !
Is there no reason for a bad movie to be written a movie review? ! ! As a bloody "epic grand 3D giant system", isn't it worthy of any complaints from me? ! ! Could it be that I, my good friends, and hundreds of spectators in the theater broadcast hall wore 3D glasses for two hours to see a blockbuster with sore eyes and sore eyes? ! !
Oh no! ! ! ! ! I clearly heard the roar from the bottom of my heart, and with a responsible attitude towards those who have not watched the movie and a good intention to provide appropriate spiritual comfort to those who have watched the movie, I finally resolutely typed this journal. , as soon as I vomit the turbid air in my chest and the blood in my mouth, I will
first
complain about the "Alien Battlefield" with a good title . It's "Alien Battlefield"! ! ! Nima's Chinglish translated into Battlefield on a strange star is better than his meow's "John Carter"! ! ! The text is not the same as the title table! ! ! Slot slot slot! But I feel that the responsibility for the Chinese translation is even greater! Nima literally flips through "John Carter" or "A History of the Blood and Tears Growth of a British Diaosi named John Carter to Martians", which is a thousand times better than "Alien Battlefield"! In this way, the title of the film at least does not require the audience to spend money to buy tickets to watch the movie with high expectations such as "fantasy, action, epic"! ! ! Misappropriating money is misappropriating money, it’s better not to trick the audience into watching it with such a slap in the face = = The
cast has already reached this level, I can’t bear to complain... PASS... The
male protagonist’s style... I TM feel like myself Watching Prince of Persia: The Blade of Time!
Then let's talk about the plot setting...
The plot of this film is definitely making people have endless Tucao points! Its bloody pain is so intense that it has really made countless domestic bad films who have been lying on the gun and have been blackened in recent years regain their confidence and hope.
Maybe some viewers have not yet understood this flying around. "Alien Battlefield", which is dangling, jumping, and fighting, is going to tell a story, but as a new player who has played StarCraft 1 for several years and StarCraft 2 for a few days with good e-sports skills As far as the good youth of the century is concerned, all the plots of this film can only be summed up in the following sentence!
—— "Alien Battlefield", a live-action version of the Zerg + Terran Alliance fighting against the black-bellied evil Protoss and ending with the victory of the Alliance Army
. ! ! I really doubted that this product could be Disney's work! At that time, I thought that Blizzard had played a big game of chess. How much money did he put into this film to advertise StarCraft! ! !
When the green alien creatures were galloping on the battlefield, I felt that I saw a green poison explosion on the screen! ! ! (A ground unit of the Zerg in Starcraft 2) The
red human race is quite satisfactory, so I don't complain. The most excessive is the blue guys! ! ! Ion rays... Light blades... Chronoportation... Lying in a slot... In front of me are the Zealots (also commonly known as Chacha Soldiers) and the Archons who are alive and well! Director, you said that children who have played Interstellar can understand what you are doing, but how do you feel when you let children who have never played in the face of such an incomparably painful shape and plot! ! !
Dear friends! If you read the above and still insist on going to the theater to watch this "Alien Battlefield", then I have to say that you can still see something!
For example, here you can see all kinds of chaotic time travels with no morals and no lower limit, and you can also listen to the male protagonist babbling to you about the concept of the main body and the avatar, which undoubtedly provides the majority of time travel drama fans. Broader and newer research directions
For another example, you can see here that the male and female protagonists are inexplicably kissing, wet kissing without any flirting and provocative foreplay and without any passionate background music playing! ! ! This is undoubtedly the gospel of the vast number of hard-pressed children who have not yet achieved emotional success. Yes, there is nothing wrong! Let him go on kisses and talk about it! Look at her, kiss her, she's yours! Who knows who uses it all in one go! Pickup, it's that simple!
For another example, here you will see the green Zerg Satyr tribe who raised their arms and shouted "Fight for the Horde!!! We don't fly!!! We don't fly!!!" In a second, he drove a high-tech spaceship to the rescue, and drove more professionally than anyone else! ! ! This is undoubtedly telling us that the 21st century is the century of talents, the century of science and technology, and the century of innovation! This undoubtedly tells us how wonderful it is to break out of the traditional cage, break the shackles of old ideas, get rid of the shackles of backward concepts, and enthusiastically embrace the progress of new things!
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ah! There are too many here, this scene should only be seen in the sky, it is rare to hear it in the world, and I have little knowledge and limited appreciation ability. The mystery, the offense of the director and the screenwriter, and the retribution, I will
briefly talk about the various things that I think of in this film:
the rainy and solar terms in the London streets at the beginning, carriages, windbreakers, umbrellas, top hats, tracking... In a trance, I felt that I saw "The Great" The shadow of Detective Sherlock Holmes, I haven't watched it yet. Fuck it, it's already on Mars...
Besides, the time travel "style" of the film easily reminds me of "Source Code", but it is really different from "Source Code", because "Source Code" "Source Code" clearly explained at the end of the film that the source code world and the real world are two parallel worlds, and they cannot affect and change each other, but in "Alien Battlefield", the concept of parallel worlds has changed from soup to "ontology". And "Clone", it's really ironic and embarrassing. It is said that the blue is better than the blue. This film draws on the concept of "traveling" such as "Source Code". It can be said that I only learned the tip of the iceberg but I don't understand the essence of
it. I have been writing for nearly an hour, so I stopped writing and went back to my room to rest. I
would like to conclude with a speech focused on the vital spoke highly of the "alien battlefield":
The shooter slips the world's big jokes, and the viewers spit out the world's big grooves.
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