Sending invitations, trying on high-heeled shoes, watching rehearsals, having nightmares, ambiguous objects come to smash the scene, crackling, putting on themselves in various ways, feeling the same, is there any? ! ! So I feel like a vulgar dog blood drama, I really want to smash the keyboard magic horse, is there any? ! ! Then I thought, in fact, life is a live bloody drama. In fact, the film has already counted a more reliable horse, and it is a good dream for everyone, is there any? !
A beautiful dream of the gods and horses... When the time comes, I will play a monkey show and show it to all the guests. I was so nervous that I just wanted to bite off my tongue; I prayed to all Marx and Engels, Jesus Christ, Shakyamuni, that I would not fall; Tears, snot and N make the collective go crazy; how beautiful! !
How can it be possible to kiss your lover indifferently in public? ! That's acting, liar! (Okay, this is acting.... idol drama...)
Dad watched his daughter kiss other men below, all kinds of hard expressions, wanted to cut him off, but couldn't cut him, he was extremely wronged What a god, it's so sad to see her as a daughter. Especially the kind of girl who doesn't know how to get along with her father, she feels more empathy. I'm really afraid that my dad, like Bella's dad, will have red eyes at the wedding and cry! ! ! !
"If you don't have any relatives to cause family conflicts, it won't be called a wedding" - I don't need to tell me the truth so many days in advance! I've always been worried about these things! ! Although there are no vampires in my house! !
The male and female protagonists are so ugly this time that they are boundless and boundless. As long as the two of you are swollen and stay up all night smoking and doing nonsense, you can toss yourself like this. You are so haggard that even heavy makeup can't cover up your decadence! In the end, Bella was thinned into a skull, but she didn't need makeup, and the deity was very similar. The pores were so large, and the close-up camera was horrible. And Edward, you are all rounded into a bucket (it's quite appropriate to float in the sea...), why are there several shots, the face can be concave like this! It looks like an alien creature! It's a sci-fi movie, not a fantasy drama! !
But... I actually endured it TT
It's so ugly, I didn't even fast forward, I just waited to see the end. I can't tell what's so good about this movie, but I can watch it anyway - but if you haven't seen the original, watching the movie will be very confusing. For example, Edward was talking to himself there, explaining Jake's mind and the laws of the werewolf for everyone. It's as if the father-in-law and the son-in-law have a relationship.
The honeymoon is also very scary. TT,
especially the few days when I met my husband's "uncle" - Edward is ah, obviously the uncle is here, so all kinds of arrogance, all kinds of hard work, all kinds of mountain climbing Wading through water wastes energy, and then suffocates my wife to death. It's justified, the uncle is teasing you in all kinds of ways, just so that you can't see what you can't eat, and the bride who can't be sexy can't hurt! ! !
And also carried out the popularization of pregnancy knowledge! Tell us with movies, the necessity of family planning! Having a baby without a complete preconception examination could be a disaster! It will also end the honeymoon early! ! Nima! The old lady just received a letter from the family planning committee in the community at the new house, how do they know that the old lady has already received the certificate ah ah ah! ! Watching an idol movie, it looks like a science and education movie! !
So, when watching this film, my face is always in a state of "囧". But at the same time, it feels very real. Yes, it's quite true - although my man is not a vampire = =|||, but before the wedding, he confessed what he had hidden; when the two talked, they played with each other's fingers (this kind of small details, there are many in the film, Don't look at their faces, look at their hands and necks, that's enough); at some point, I get so nervous, I want to find a toilet, stuff myself in it, and flush it; and so on, very real. In fact, this is also a very ordinary BG story.
The joy of exchanging one's own life for a small life, the joy of being able to communicate for the first time, the death of one's life during pregnancy and childbirth, is very real. It's just that this is a fantasy drama, so it's exaggerated.
JAKE's soy sauce is too sad, but from the moment of killing his heart to the moment he saw the child, he knelt down so beautifully. It seems that all the anger has been sucked away, and the performance is quite good.
Seth and Jacob were too busy this time, and basically changed everyone's limelight. A few vampires were completely disabled this time.
In other words, two crocodile tears were elicited by Bella's parents' sensationalism; when Edward told Bella about the baby's thoughts, a few more tears were elicited - I really saw this film as a family ethics drama... Family love, all kinds of good.
The end of love is actually the continuation of family love. Maybe.
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