1 and 2 are watched together, let's complain together

Dereck 2022-03-21 09:01:19

Briefly say 1, what impressed me the most is that the Nazi remnants went to a frozen place to resurrect the octopus god, and opened a book in snowflakes, and then the snow that fell on the book was how many Round foam particles. This outfit is too blind!

Then there is the second part. The most incomprehensible part of this one is that the prince threatened the murloc with the princess. I would like to ask, what can the prince do to the princess, kill her? It seems impossible, killing the princess is equivalent to suicide. imprison her? It doesn't seem to work either. Imprisonment is actually a kind of psychological torture. These two people are of the same mind. How can they rule the world when they are depressed. After all, these two people are like one person. I have never heard the kidnapper say something like this: "Give me 5 million, or I will start to abuse myself." Thinking about it, this episode seems to have something to do with NC romance dramas. So a Mimi similar - Dad! If you don't let me be with him, I'll kill myself. I'm wondering how the prince came up with such a dirty trick, but what's even weirder is that the murlocs actually fell for it. Later, I woke up, and the essence of the second part is to be better than anyone else.

Then I wanted to make a separate paragraph for the monster modeling. I found that the director of this series is very partial to tentacled creatures, especially octopus (but this may be the perverted hobby of the comic writer). In the first part, the evil BOSS sleeping in outer space is half exposed, the alien god bursting out of the belly of the bald blind man, and the forest god in the second part are all different colors but look like octopus. giant body. Not to mention the one that was sealed by the salt in the tears of thousands of angels, whose name is XX dog, but it looks like a mess and can't tell what it is. It looks like an alien parasitic viviparous animal, but it actually looks like a pearl. The egg of the pearl fruit in the fruit rice wine, killing one and two started very NB, and finally burned it clean. I'm sorry to complain too much, but the head of this monster is full of grooves. Such a manly XXXPLAY has no other use for tentacles. It's a pity that I'm not a tentacle control, or I must be so HIGH that I would give 5 stars only for the tentacles. However, after careful analysis, by analogy with the statement that gods in various religions created human beings according to their own appearance, it can be concluded that the gods and demons discussed in this film are probably all octopus gods and octopus demons. Using ordinary octopuses to push back, it is obvious that these octopus gods and demons are so weak in intelligence that they have to suffer a lot in hand-to-hand combat, and if according to the theory that "the source of God's power is the belief of his people", it is not difficult to explain why this is so. The fighting power of the gods and gods in the film is not good, and ordinary human weapons can KO. As a digression, I once read an oral novel "Cthulhu XX". The evil spirit in it is a tentacle monster. When I watched this film, I couldn't help but think of this novel, so this film is actually an oral film. , its plot is still good.

Finally, about the protagonist's hairstyle. For the protagonist Mao, a demon must stay for a month! ! ! ! ! ! I'd rather you be bald! ! ! ! ! ! No, no, no, even if you leave a money rat tail! Why the first month! ! ! ! ! !

This is not a rant

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Extended Reading
  • Eduardo 2022-03-25 09:01:05

    It's a pity that the ideal man is like this. The screenwriter wasted film with constipation this time. Not to mention wasted the long-term development of a good character.

  • Jarvis 2022-04-23 07:01:20

    Losing the style of the first part, even the tone of the story has been timidly painted with that shiny golden layer.

Hellboy II: The Golden Army quotes

  • Prince Nuada: The humans... the humans have forgotten the gods, destroyed the earth, and for what? Parking lots? Shopping malls? Greed had burned a hole in their hearts that will never be filled! They will never have enough!

    King Balor: What humans do is in their nature. To honor the truce is in ours.

    Prince Nuada: Honor? Look at this place! Where is the honor in this? Father, you were once a proud warrior. When did you become their pet?

    [turns to the council]

    Prince Nuada: I have returned from exile to wage war and reclaim our land, our birthright! And for that I will call upon the help of all my people and they will answer. The good, the bad...

    [holds up the crown piece]

    Prince Nuada: ... and the worst.

    King Balor: [puts a hand to his own crown piece] The Golden Army? You cannot be that mad!

    Prince Nuada: Perhaps I am. Perhaps they made me so.

  • Prince Nuada: [to Hellboy about the Forest god] Demon! What are you waiting for? This is what you want, isn't it? Look at it. The last of its kind. Like you and I. If you destroy it, the world will never see its kind again... You have more in common with us than with them. You could be a king... If you cannot command, than you must obey.