The following are the questions and answers that some people imagine after returning to China
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1 What kind of short people do Japanese people usually look like
, Rendanhu, with round eyes , Wearing leather boots
2 Is Japanese difficult to learn?
It's not difficult, you just need to memorize a few specialized words, such as "starling tooth road", "dead dead", "missi missi". . . . You can understand everything else.
3 Really?
real. For example, the following is a common
Japanese life dialogue: Who are you?
Chinese: I am Chinese.
Day: Your eighth road work?
Zhong: My land is not the eighth road.
Day: You to eight! Work hard!
Zhong: Taijun, I am indeed not the Eighth Road, I am a good citizen, Taijun! . . . .
4. What should I do if I have a conflict with the Japanese?
You only need to mention a person's name, and the Japanese are gone.
5. Who?
Li Xiangyang.
6. Nonsense, if the main force of the anti-Japanese army is the national army
, the Japanese will ask you whether you are from Chongqing or Nanjing, trouble.
7. What if it is from Chongqing?
Ah, it turned out to be the work of Chairman Jiang.
8 What if it is from Nanjing?
Ah, it turned out to be the work of Chairman Wang.
9 It seems that there is no difference
. It turned out to be Chairman Mao's work.
10 Are you making fun of me?
Ah, it turned out to be SB's work, lucky to meet.
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1. Do Japanese still wear kimonos?
Of course, those office workers, housewives, and samurai wear all day long.
2. Are there any samurai?
Yes, I have. I have seen those who practice Feitian Yujianliu.
3. So do they still carry knives?
The government does not allow them to carry knives, but they can be replaced with plastic artificial knives, which feel about the same.
4. What is the use of a plastic knife?
You can pretend to force
5. So can you still duel?
Yes, you can't kill anyone anyway.
6. So are there still ninjas?
Yes, there is one living next door to me, wearing black clothes and black pants, and wearing a plastic knife.
7. What do ninjas usually do?
8. Endure
what?
For example, the last time I met a ninja in Shibuya, he told me that he had not been to the toilet for a month.
9. It doesn't seem like a ninja's job?
Do ninjas have no fixed jobs in the first place? In ancient times, they used to kill people, but now murder is illegal, so they can only endure it.
10. Isn't that a leisurely meal?
In fact, there is no free time to eat, because ninjas cannot let people know their names, so social welfare is not allowed to register, most people pick up garbage for a living, and mix with homeless and homeless people.
11. That's tragic, isn't it?
Yes. But if they are ninjas, they can bear it.
12. So is there an Ultraman?
There are
12. Is it? When can I see it?
About once a month
. 13. Somewhere
around Tokyo Bay. Recently, however, there has been an increasing trend in Akihabara.
14. How can I see it?
Every month TV station broadcasts monster forecast regularly, I like that forecaster mm very much. Take the Yurakucho Line from Tokyo Station to Toyosu Station, then transfer to the Rinkai Line to Qinghai Station
15. Are there many people watching?
In fact, there are not many. It is dangerous outside. Besides, the tram will stop when it starts. Japanese people like to watch TV broadcasts. NHK and TBS have weekend specials.
16. How many monsters are there?
Many, different each time. There is a magazine dedicated to the category of monsters, 800 yen a piece.
17. So much damage?
In fact, it is not very big. Now the buildings have anti-vibration and anti-monster functions. There are no previous buildings, so you can see that when the monsters in the previous Ultraman fell, the house was smashed. The current building is much stronger. However, it is very hard to transform people, and every time the battle ends, there will be internal injuries.
18. Who is the person who transformed? do you know?
Anyone who has a transformable item such as a ring can transform. The people who transform now also often change, and they have been selected by the reality draft in the past two years.
19. Who are selected in the draft?
Theoretically, anyone can apply, but in reality, all the participants are those recommended by the entertainment agency.
20. Why?
Because it can be advertised.
21. Can Ultraman advertise?
Transformers can.
22. How many people signed up?
Lots of
23. How can I get selected?
Must have fighting ability, cheerful personality, temperament, tangible.
24. Tangible?
Yes, otherwise how would the audience choose you?
25. Are they all men?
There are women and transgender people.
26. Are they only Japanese?
Last year, I found two Chinese people to develop the international market.
27. Why does Ultraman run out of power after playing for three minutes?
Actually that is just a warning, the power supply can last for more than half an hour. This is a design flaw. I have negotiated with the electronics company of m78 Nebula and are discussing a solution.
28. What to do after the monster dies?
There is a special cleaning company. It is usually transported to the seabed outside Tokyo Bay. For a period of time, the meat products of monsters have been developed, but the market response was not good, and they were not sold later.
29. Is it troublesome?
It used to be troublesome, because the monsters in the past would explode directly, and it was troublesome to collect fragments, but now Ultraman’s trick has been improved, and he can die completely.
30. Where does Ultraman fly after the fight?
Usually, I fly to Haneda Airport, but the airport complained that it affected the take-off and landing of the plane. Now I am considering finding a place outside Tokyo to be converted into an Ultraman base.
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