Shrek: Quick tell a lie! Shrek: Quick tell a lie! Pinocchio: What should I say? Pinocchio: What should I say? Donkey: Say something crazy... like "I'm wearing ladies' underwear!". Donkey: Say something crazy...like "I'm wearing ladies' underwear". Pinocchio: Um, ok. I'm wearing ladies' underwear. Pinocchio: Um, good. I am wearing women's underwear. Pinocchio: [silence] Pinocchio: (silence) Shrek: Are you? Shrek: Are you wearing (women's underwear-pants)? Pinocchio: I most certainly am not. Pinocchio: I am definitely not wearing (women's underwear-pants). Pinocchio: [nose extends]. Pinocchio: (The nose becomes longer) Donkey: It looks like you most certainly am are. Donkey: It looks like you are definitely wearing it. Pinocchio: I am not. Pinocchio: I am not. Pinocchio: [nose extends] Pinocchio: (The nose becomes longer) Gingerbread Man: IT'S A THONG! Gingerbread Man: It's a belt! Gingy: Oww! They're briefs. Gingerbread Man: Oh! They are shorts! Pinocchio: Are not. Pinocchio: No! GIngy: Are too! Gingerbread Man: Yes! Pinocchio: Are not. Pinocchio: No. Gingy: Are too! Gingerbread Man: Yes! Wonderful dialogue Prince Charming: You! You can't lie! Where is Shrek? Pinocchio: Well, uh, I don't know where he's not. Prince Charming: You don't know where Shrek is? Pinocchio: On the contrary, Prince Charming: So you do know where he is! Pinocchio: I'm possibly more or lenot definitely rejecting the idea that I undeniably… Prince Charming: Stop It! Pinocchio: Do or do not know where he shouldn't probably be. If that indeed wasn't where he isn't! Prince Charming : You, you can't lie! Where is Shrek? Pinocchio: Well, well, I don't know where he is not. Prince Charming: You don't know where Shrek is? Pinocchio: It's just the opposite. Prince Charming: So, you know where he is! Pinocchio: I may be more or less, not sure, can't deny, can't refuse... Prince Charming: Shut up! Pinocchio: I know or don’t know where he might not be, that is, I really don’t know where he is not! Donkey: [Donkey and Puin Boots have switched bodies] I've been abra-cadabra'd into a Fancy Feasting second-rate sidekick! Shrek: Donkey... Donkey: I feel all exposed and nasty! Donkey (the donkey and the cat in boots have swapped their bodies): I actually entered the body of this partner I have always looked down upon! Shrek: Donkey... Donkey: I feel helpless and extremely dirty! Donkey: [seeing Shrek naked in the bed] Aahh! You know, you really need to get yourself a pair of jammies! Donkey (seeing Shrek naked in the bed): Ah, do you know? You really need to put on a pair of big pajamas for yourself! Puin Boots: [after Shrek throws Donkey out the door] Some people just don't understand boundaries.
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