Machete, a masterpiece!

Iva 2022-03-21 09:01:33

First, the hero of this movie is the villain Danny Trejo. It looks like an unevolved Indian swordsman.

Second, the plot of this movie is really shitty. A history that celebrates the struggle of illegal immigrants in Mexico. Thinking of this history of struggle, it is natural to contact, drug, gun, taco, texas, amigo, cawboy... But the director wants to integrate these elements, and it becomes a hip-hop that can't be bloodier. Movie.

Third, none of the female characters in it did not make your eyes fall out. Jessica Alba, one of America's "Sexiest Actresses".

Then a bunch of unknown beauties with devil figures, I don't know what these beauties represent. All of them have to be attacked by that unevolved beast once, and they all act as passers-by and can be attacked at will.

After that, stars gathered again, and all kinds of arms emerged in an endless stream, but they were all about to be chopped off by this machete beast. After the male protagonist is shot in various ways, he can still have sex with all the beauties, which will burn your Lei's poached eggs.

There is also a bunch of black humor in it, which will make you laugh without laughing, and your eggs will hurt. The most puzzling thing is that this injury was cured by throwing an egg and putting it under the bed. What is this, what a mess, what kind of Mexican witchcraft?

The quality of the film is not good, the car can dance, and the glass is not known to be broken. I suspect that half a ton of blood was used to make this film.

In short, if you don't watch this movie, you will feel at a loss! Growing up, I haven't seen this kind of movie, I really don't know how the director made it, how the screenwriter wrote it, how the movie stars picked it up, and how the movie critics rated it!

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Extended Reading
  • Benjamin 2022-03-24 09:01:31

    Shar Pei you are enough!

  • Daniella 2022-04-24 07:01:04

    It's an adrenalin B-level movie. If Quentin would have played better, with the support of old-fashioned tough guys and the dedication of new-born beauties, it seems that Rodriguez's face is really not small.

Machete quotes

  • Senator McLaughlin: [to April, who's dressed in a nun's habit] Sister. Please... I've done wrong. I've lived a hateful life. I'm not even from around here. I hate Texas. I hate the heat. Give me my last rites.

    April Booth: [points a large revolver at McLaughlin] In the name of my father...

    Senator McLaughlin: My... my father? April?

    [April shoots him three times in the chest]

    April Booth: I forgot the rest.

  • April Booth: Do you even know how many hits I get on my website?

    Booth: You have a website? She has a website? Did you know about this?

    April Booth: I know all about what the online public wants. And they want me. All of me.

    Booth: That does it. I'm sending you to a convent.