But when I watched a movie and nibbled on melon seeds this afternoon, my caution was gone. This is manifested when I recklessly knocked on watermelon seeds with my incisors, which were already in the shape of broken flowers and willows. Suddenly, the presence of the incisors became prominent. I knew something was wrong. look at me.
Immediately from this hole in my head, I started to investigate the butterfly effect. Why did I eat melon seeds? The origin of this bag of melon seeds was ultimately attributed to myself, so I had to knock down my teeth and swallow blood.
At the same time, I missed the climax of the film: countless pustules appeared on the skin of the man who was poisoned by zombies, spreading, growing, and exploding. Organs such as the others charged at the forefront, and these dramatic images shaped the solemn moment of the birth of the zombies.
Similar to the mermaid in the sewer. After watching a lot of clips with such overflowing organs, your ability to resist nausea will naturally increase. At this time, we can take our eyes away from the props and project them onto the protagonist's performance.
The protagonist, Cherie, is a stripper with full breasts and a raised butt. Although she has a stable income, she has a dream of becoming a comedian and sits alone in an empty kebab shop with a melancholy expression. At this time, the hero appeared as her ex-boyfriend, and she went for a ride, but she didn't know that it ruined her dream of becoming an actor.
Because one of her beautiful legs was snatched away by the hungry losers, and when she woke up from a coma, she lifted the quilt and found that she had lost all her right leg below the thigh, without shedding a single tear or struggling hysterically, she accepted it. this fact. When the male protagonist took off a table leg and slammed it into the joint of her broken leg, she quickly got up and fled with the male protagonist, without any pretense of being a beauty.
She just lamented that her dream of being a comedian had shattered. But life is full of joy, don't feel inferior because of a broken leg. Venus has broken an arm, but she has broken a leg, which highlights the beautiful scenery of her upper body. There is a flat plain and proudly standing mountains. The front is rich in resources, and the side is winding and rolling. Every inch of land is fertile. When the male protagonist reclaims the land, and the fierce battle is in full swing, the female protagonist can't help raising her legs. The abrupt magic stick appears in such a fragrant picture, which makes people smile when they are distracted.
After the battle over there, Cherie threw herself into the battle to repel the zombies. She never asked for special treatment because of her disability. Instead, she charged into battle, and her courage made the men feel ashamed. Especially after the male protagonist ingeniously put a machine gun on her leg, her combat effectiveness was close to that of a Transformer, vacating, shooting, and even doing yoga to avoid bullets. He stretched out his legs and fucked them all. The raging war gave birth to a strange flower that made the enemy feel fearful. This classic idea was later copied by the machine gun girl, but the broken leg was changed to a broken hand.
At the end of the film, Cherie changed out of her uniform and rode on a high-headed horse in a white gauze, with a hint of melancholy in her expression. She led the surviving team and was their queen and protector.
Yes, the heroine has broken a leg and lost her lover and is still invincible. I have a tooth hole, so why bother? I can still happily show my front teeth to the guests from all directions and say: Hi.
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