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- I didn't have my period. Every time something is wrong with me, you say I'm on my period! —You can shout a little louder, I think there's another one over there that hasn't been heard.

—Interestingly, I dated a lady from Eisenhower's team, not for a long time. It's really funny to me because what I want to do to her is exactly what Eisenhower has been doing to this country for the past eight years.

—I'm so fed up with the fake discussions all night with people who do "dysentery" work. - People who do "comment" work. -Really? How did I hear that "comments" and "dissents" have been merged into "dysentery"?

- What did you mean when you said "we have a problem with our sex life"? For someone who grew up in Brooklyn, I was pretty normal. —I’m so sorry, it’s my sex life, okay? I have a problem with my sex life! - Ahem! I haven't read that one, it's a Henry James novel, right? A sequel to "The Screws Are Tightening"? "My Sex Life"?

—(Attempted to seek happiness) Why do you always relegate my animal instincts to the category of psychoanalysis?

— Is there any difference? It's some kind of spiritual blasphemy anyway.

—You know, when I was very young, I always found the wrong woman, and I think that's where my problem lies. When my mom took me to see Snow White, everyone fell in love with Snow White, but I fell in love with the wicked queen at first sight. —Look at it! God came out of the men's bathroom.

—I can't believe this is really Beverly Hills. God, it's so clean here. - That's because people here don't throw garbage, they throw it all into TV shows.

— Now it's just an idea, and I think I can get the money to turn it into a concept and then turn it into an idea.

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Annie Hall quotes

  • Annie Hall: This tie is a present from Grammy Hall.

    Alvy Singer: Who? Grammy? Grammy Halls?

    Annie Hall: Yeah, my Grammy.

    Alvy Singer: What? You're kidding. What did you do, grow up in a Norman Rockwell painting?

  • Annie Hall: Some of her poems seem - neat.

    Alvy Singer: Neat?

    Annie Hall: Neat, yeah.

    Alvy Singer: Uh, I hate to tell yuh, this is 1975, you know that "neat" went out, I would say, at the turn of the century.