It's not the right time for Tintin

Ibrahim 2022-11-11 17:36:16

At the New Hengshan Cinema, at 17:30, there were only less than 30 people in Hall 1, which could seat nearly 300 people. It was a bit desolate. The sequence of the film was a little awkward. Many people haven't gotten off work yet, and some people are still having dinner. It seems that the theater is not optimistic about its money scene, so it has arranged such an embarrassing node.

I have to say, the opening scene was a big surprise for me. The retro-style comics condense and outline the entire movie story, and the soundtrack is also very good. On the way to watching the movie, I found that the characters under the motion capture technology are somewhat deformed and exaggerated, which is suitable for the story adapted from this comic. It seems that Spielberg understands that technology is the basic principle of serving the content of the story, but it still looks a bit rigid. The biggest cute point of the whole film is the pet dog named "Snow White", but it is a masterpiece of computer animation, without the use of motion capture technology. It can be seen that the motion capture technology still needs to be deeply explored by filmmakers. Compared with full 3D animation, it is a bit like a real person; but compared with real-life movies, it is a bit too "animated". Just like this film, for real children, it is a little too adult; for adults, it is a little too childish; it is a bit awkward. Those "old boys" who are really fond of this film are those "old boys" who are as childish as Si Shi. They hide a penis of their own in their hearts. They can't break through the secular barriers in their daily life, so they have to go to the cinema for a while. The adventurous life of dreams.

After the movie ended, I saw that the hall was full of people and it was very lively. I couldn't help but curiously took a look at the schedule. It turned out that the next one was the domestic blockbuster "33 Days of Broken Love" at 19:30 in the evening. The box office of this film is really crazy. Under the attack of three Hollywood blockbusters before and after, it broke through the siege and became a blockbuster. Incredible! Impressive!

When you think about it, it's no wonder that the movie theater was originally a good place for unmarried and unpregnant young people to spend a lot of time and money. Now there are so many men and women left, and it's a hot topic in society. This movie happened to hit the "June 1" The moment of Singles Day (November 11, 2011) belongs to the occasion, and it is not hot or difficult. However, the film belongs to the typical "chicken movie" that heterosexuals love to cheer on (the American ridiculed title for the movie depicting the emotional life of modern women that girls and unmarried ladies are keen to watch). I see it alone, with a group of people, or with two comrades. In my opinion, it is not appropriate, and it is suspected of making a fool of yourself. If you go to see it alone, it means how embarrassing it will be for you to be alone; if you go to see a group of people, it means that everyone is alone. Who should comfort whom? The two comrades went to see it, and in a pair of heterosexual audiences, it was obviously too dazzling and very scratchy. I, such a lonely person, really didn't have the courage to go to the cinema to enjoy the film alone, so I had to wait for the download on the Internet.

People who are in love can laugh and scold the people in the movie "33 Days of Broken Love" and give pointers; people who are in love may be able to learn nutrients and lessons from it, always be prepared, and fight again in the love arena. However, people who are in love after watching this film may also break up in the future. At that time, watching this film will become their sweetest and most painful memory. Ha ha ha ha······

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The Adventures of Tintin quotes

  • [Tintin has escaped and stumbled into a room on the second deck of the ship, where he meets the eternally intoxicated Captain Haddock for the first time]

    Captain Haddock: [brandashing a bent pipe; thinking Tintin is an intruder] So... you were trying' to catch me wi' my trousers down, huh?

    Tintin: [dodging Haddock's blows] I would keep your trousers up, all the same to you.

    Captain Haddock: [about Shakarine] He was planning all of this, trying to bump me off! He sent you here to kill me, huh?

    Tintin: What are you talking about?

    Captain Haddock: I knew he was going send someone to do th' job! Me murdered in bed by a baby-faced assassin!

    [Snowy grabs a hold of Haddock's pants with his teeth]

    Captain Haddock: [trying to shake Snowy off] Arrgh!

    Tintin: No, No! You've got it all wrong! I'm not an assassin.

    [Captain Haddock stops fighting]

    Tintin: I was captured by a gang of thugs!

    [There is a pause; Haddock begins to cry comically]

    Captain Haddock: [tearfully] Oh, the filthy swine! He's turned the whole crew against me!

    Tintin: Who did?

    Captain Haddock: [still blubbering] Ah, the sour-faced man with the sugary name. He has bumped 'em off. Every last one of 'em!

    Tintin: You mean, Sakharine?

    Captain Haddock: [vehemently] NOBODY takes MY ship!

    Tintin: You're the captain?

    Captain Haddock: [sardonically] Of course, I am. WHO else would I be?

  • Captain Haddock: [During the Port of Bagghar chase;Captain Haddock is trying to grab one of the scrolls before Sakharine's peregrine falcon can] Oh no, not again! Come here, my beauty!