This is a rant

Ernestine 2022-03-15 09:01:03

In fact, this is a spit film review... Although there are many superstars gathered, this film can only be evaluated as good or bad, and there are many spit points. Of course, I think this fate cannot be changed. You can see from the title of the film Come out, Cowboys and Aliens, all in all, this movie is funny, if you are serious, you will lose - I am serious...
I said why you can cross the aliens who don't know how many light-years you always like to fight meleely, We humans have radar, missiles, cannonballs, tanks, etc. Why do you fight melee in addition to aircraft? Even if you don’t like tanks, at least get a mecha, or use a guided missile or something. Just waving your claws to kill people has no beauty at all, and how can you be sneaked into the nest by humans at every turn? Even if you don’t have thermal sensors or something (how could you not!) Get an infrared sensor, and when someone comes in, it will make a ding dong sound. Headquarters! Humans also have something called the Identification Friend or Foe Device. How can humans pick up and use your weapons so casually! And if you want to find gold, you can't go anywhere, and you still come to the earth. Is it difficult to find a planet without people in the universe!
In addition, this male protagonist, in fact, when I first saw him, I felt that his face was not good. The creatures that have evolved from the theory of evolution should all know how to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages! Why would someone try to mess with him? The kind of eyes that look at everyone with deep hatred and hatred, I will definitely take a detour when I see it, why do you cherish life so much!
There is also the heroine, who was resurrected after being burned and turned out to be an alien. Did you make a mistake and don't be so scary, okay? At first I only regarded you as a vase, but I found out that you are an important person. Finally, I went to learn Dong Cunrui's slag bunker and found that it was still a vase, or cannon fodder!
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Cowboys & Aliens quotes

  • Ella: If it's all the same, I'd like to ride along, too.

    Meacham: Yes, ma'am. Got a kid and a dog, why not a woman?

  • Doc: I don't know much about boats, but I'd say that one's upside down.