When I started sneaking reviews again

America 2022-05-20 20:21:10

When I first glanced at the name of this film on the download website, I didn't even think about downloading it. The name in this text format can't even be released on regular theaters, and it can't be released directly on DVD. Only the films in the prime position of the disc shop will be used. But when I swiped meagerly that day, I saw that Peng Haoxiang reposted it and recommended it, and immediately opened the browser history bar with a snobbery.
In fact, I don’t usually rush to watch a movie, sitting in front of the screen and waiting for the download bar to turn green, but today, in order to avoid some serious work that I should have done, I decided to use this movie as a shield .
In fact, everyone can see at a glance at my rating that I don't have any special fondness for this film. If it wasn't for the good settings, it might end up being a junk movie.
It sounds like a very good idea for the disgusting and kind-hearted hillbilly to be mistaken by the college students who watched too many horror movies as a perverted murderer, thus triggering a series of killings. But many times a good idea is not enough to support a nearly 90-minute movie. A good idea is actually nothing to be uncommon. Every day, the idea appears like a poop. You see it with the pride of the creator, but you don’t know how to take it. Finally, you can sigh. Untimely and then press the flush handle.
In fact, when the plot is about a third of the way through, the brilliance of this character set itself has been burned out, just like a rocket taking off into the sky, and the second thruster must be used. The killing scene is actually another one of my expectations. But it seems that all the interesting ways to die in this world have been used up. Decades of filming have exhausted the imagination of death. No matter how the characters scream in the movie, I can only helplessly. yawn. Sometimes I always worry unfoundedly about what will be surprising in the future. As a person living in the present, I have an illusion that this is the end of human beings. This illusion may exist in every age, and in the end, there is no exception. of proved ignorant.
Two days ago, I suddenly had an idea. I wanted to come up with a new book as my life and death book. From the first page on the front, I wrote down all the thoughts worth living, and from the last page, I wrote down all the thoughts that should die. idea. For example: I ate a bowl of delicious miscellaneous sauce noodles, I'm so happy, let's live and the green beans that I forgot to put in the refrigerator became moldy, I'm really sad, I'm going to die, or I sit on the street and drink a cup of milk tea in the afternoon, I'm so relaxed and not Enough money to buy more snacks to accompany milk tea to eat, really miserable.
In the end, when the two thoughts of life and death meet in the book, who will be thicker?
Of course, this idea didn't come true. The Creator is an impatient guy. After he completely fabricated the entire event in his mind, the event itself does not need to exist again.
This good idea was flushed down the toilet after providing the creator with a smug gratification of self-righteousness.

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Tucker and Dale vs Evil quotes

  • Tucker: When you see a college girl prancin' around in front of you half naked, you do not call out my name!

  • Tucker: All right... I know what this is.

    Dale: What?

    Tucker: This is a suicide pact.

    Dale: It's a what?

    Tucker: These kids are coming out here, and killing themselves all over the woods.

    Dale: My God, that makes so much sense.