In fact, it was my father's unit that bought the movie tickets, so I didn't see it too much. In August, it was either Nicholas Cage’s big bad movie or Cars’ big bad movie. It is said that the fork men were also topped by the wretched Smurfs, and I don’t want to watch Harry Potter. So... spread your hands. Only deformation 3.
I arrived at the cinema early in the morning last Saturday, and there were more than 3,000 people in line at the door. My scalp became numb when I saw it, so I dragged my dad to go shopping; after lunch, I thought there should be fewer people, right? In the past, there were still more than three thousand people! I asked the elder sister who had just bought tickets from the army, and the eldest sister told me: Now there are only 10 o'clock and 11 o'clock in the evening... I'll go! Go home decisively.
So yesterday, my father skipped work to change the ticket at noon. After dinner in the evening, he entered triumphantly. There were still more than 3,000 people in line. I smiled to the sky, hahahahahahaha.
In fact, I can’t understand the so-called "Transformers is a dream of mine" complex that many people call. As a post-80s, I also have deep feelings for Transformers. Back then, I was lovely Zhuzi brother, and my love for Zhuzi brother. More than love for Kesai's visit. But now I am running for the 3rd, and for the 3rd. Post-80s, which one of you is not running for the 3rd? What are you dreaming about? Wake up dears! Dreaming in Transformation 1 is still understandable, but it's all 3! The kids are all playing soy sauce! From 1 to 3, how long is this dream! And according to Michael Bay, there is no lower limit, there will probably be 456 in the future, wake up bastard, only one rotten one! Those literary and artistic youths who say "No matter how bad it is, it is my dream" how tolerant are you!
The little girl sitting next to me was so bored that she started to use her dad’s phone to watch the red flag fluttering literary show. I watched Sam’s mother nagging endlessly and really wanted to leave! Sister Sausage Mouth is so ugly!
In the middle of the movie, I realized that I was actually not watching Transformers 3 but the sequel to the Battle of Los Angeles-Battle of Chicago. All are plots of a group of American soldiers stubbornly resisting alien robots. But the Westerners didn’t slip away in the war, and they were pointed at the head when they lost the fight. Whether it was a human or a King Kong, the three grandsons lay down on the ground in tears and shouted "Please!" Please sister! Don’t expect you to engage in Kamikaze like the perverted little Japan, you should shout "Long live Cybertron!" or "Long live Obama!" to restore your image before you die!
When I first watched "Battle of Los Angeles", I was still talking about how hard it is to have a high-level leader. Regardless of their own glorious image and disregarding the employees' breakfast, this kind of leadership should go out and drag to death, drag out and drag to death. But after watching Transformers 3, I realized that the leader of the Battle of Los Angeles is simply a humanized star leader! This kind of leader has taken the lead, has superb skills, is beautiful, and is beautiful. Although he was finally disfigured and turned into a double-faced person, he has struggled for a lifetime on the road of fighting crime (not!), but who was there in the Battle of Chicago? According to the legend, a middle-aged female leader who knows neither business nor management is forced to work hard? Are you a paranoid leader who has a weird obsession with yellow and shamelessly sexually harass the Hornet? (Also played by Markovic! Although I like him quite a bit, he looks like an old man!) As for the heavily armed American soldiers, they are facing a recent college graduate, majoring in international politics, unarmed The civilians said: "We are all behind you." Don't you feel ashamed of such an American soldier? In this way, everyone on earth can win. Cybertron stars, you are really weak!
But the most terrifying leader, he is Optimus Prime.
Brother Zhuzi has already reached a certain point where his Three Views collapsed, and I almost doubt that he has been the final boss of this series. In the second part, Brother Zhuzi used a fake death blog to sympathize and asked the young American college student to help him. In the end, he gained a good reputation and established his leadership position. In the third part, Brother Zhuzi pretended to obey the old leader to fend off natural enemies. In fact, he had already arranged a plan to fight for power!
First of all, on the surface, he obeyed the words of the enemy, and respected them, which created the illusion that "this leader is very low-key and kind and has no desire for power".
Then, secretly overtly the leader, without delegating power, led his younger brother to swagger around, creating a sense of crisis for the old leader.
Sure enough, the old leader has turned against the water, has no room for it, and is in the wrong team. At this time, he can justify the crusade. Attention, the most scumbag is here!
Brother Zhuzi knows very well that humans can't beat the Transformers. But the middle-aged female leader who doesn't understand business and management has no respect, admiration, affection for Zhu Zi... and so on, the emotions that humans should have towards leaders. So Zhu Zi got angry, his belly blackened. Brother Zhuzi went down the donkey and pretended to leave the earth in a spacecraft. In fact, he took a person and squinted in a corner, pretending to be an ordinary car, watching human beings being slaughtered.
When mankind can't hold it anymore, the earth is really going to be occupied by the Decepticons, and Brother Zhuzi is born! Lead the Autobots to save the day!
Brother Zhuzi must have studied the history of the earth, and Brother Zhuzi must have admired the Prime Minister Churchill in the Coventry incident.
Since then, the most scumbag leader of the universe was born.
In the war, Zhuzi also played the most scumbag leader's nature: first he couldn't see people everywhere, and then threw his own trailer, evading the battle with the excuse of not being able to fly without a trailer, and then he flew easily, no It was entangled by the wire in 5 seconds, and it didn't come down until 20 minutes later. By this time, it was almost finished. In the words of Mr. Jincheng in "Martial Arts", your big iron knot must have a density of at least 1/8 of the wire to be hung up. Zhuzi, your trivial effort has reached at least ten levels, right.
The final outcome is to establish the position of the most scumbag leader. If Brother Zhuzi is the worst leader in history, Megatron is the second leader in history. After being provoked by a sausage-mouthed girl, she became sturdy. At any rate, she must be a car girl with a thin waist of willows. This species has become so cute. Are you still cute? If the scum on Zhuzi was still in the guessing stage, I was 100% sure of the final outcome: Zhuzi, pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, you are simply giving me someone else.
Zhu Zi was not the opponent of the enemy, so he was killed by an arm in a few minutes; the second product Megatron shot, and the enemy was defended in seconds; after the enemy was seconds, the HP of the pillar was instantly full, and Megatron was in seconds.
What is the logical relationship? I can only explain that Brother Zhuzi is unwilling to bear the stain of "Optimus Prime vying for power and profit and killing the old leader", so he took advantage of the knife to kill people and take his leadership position. Of course, you can also say that Brother Zhuzi suddenly became Yang Guo after breaking his arm, and he realized the profound meaning of the palm of ecstasy. As for whether you believe it or not, Bumblebee, they believed it anyway.
There is nothing left to tell the story here. Brother Zhuzi has no future as an official on Cybertron. He suggested that he come to this beautiful country called China and start with the secretary of the provincial party committee.
In addition, there are still a few slots to vomit.
1. The theme of this movie is actually: The moon in foreign countries is not round, and American college graduates still cannot find a job, and the same goes for Ivy League graduates. The post-80s are too high-minded and low-handed. They even look down on the work in the mail room. They dream of saving the earth every day.
2. TMD only sold 200,000 for a Mercedes-Benz sports car! 200 thousand! Here you can't even afford a new golf for 200,000 yuan! Americans are you embarrassed to cry poor? Return all the money borrowed from us!
3. They are going to bring the planet of Cybertron to the earth... Megatron, get ready for the pea shooter, Newton will turn into a Newton zombie and come out to bite you. Do you regard gravity as air? What if the earth's self-transformation is fast or slow? Everyone can't live well! And you occupy the earth, don't you want humans to help you work? You banged people into bones and scum, what are you going to do?
4. Cybertron is like a honeycomb, no wonder Autobots can't win, they can't fly, hahahahahaha.
5. The Hornet and Captain America are both cute, but Michael Bay, would you be embarrassed to let them play for a while?
6. As for "let me finish my Shuhua milk" and Wang's deep throat, I really don't bother to complain. I just want to say that only the world's lowest dairy industry standard + melamine can bring out the kind of brain-depletion of Wang's deep throat. I don't want to go deep into the Asian blood of Wang's deep throat. I am not so psychologically inferior. There is no cure for brain damage. It is the same in Asia and Europe, and so is Michael Bay.
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