The first statement is that I am not Transformers Black. I love Transformers very much. When I was a child, my dad promised me that when I got the first place in Chinese (my language was very poor when I was a child), he would buy me a Transformer. Finally, there is Once I took the first place in the exam, my dad fulfilled his promise and bought me a six-faced beast. I still remember that it was 1995. I was in the fourth grade of elementary school. I took 94.5 in the Chinese exam and ranked first in the class. The price of the six-faced beast is 40 yuan, and it was 40 yuan in 1995. You can imagine how much it was exchanged to now.
Secondly, when I watched the movie, I was in a better mood, accompanied by my wife. Before I went, Brother Lei invited me to eat my long-awaited beef soup. The apple-flavored Fanta I drank was also my favorite among carbonated drinks. The seats in the last row of the couples seat for watching the movie are very spacious. It looks in 3D and the effect is very good.
Anyway, everything is very good, and I can't find any objective reasons why I think the movie is ugly.
The movie begins.
The beginning, yes, I like the beginning with a background. The reason for the US-Soviet landing on the moon is because the Transformers are here, and science fiction that is not overhead is more realistic. I like it. Give it 1 point. The effect is also very good, after all, it is a new theater, not bad, let's give it one more point.
Don't expect me to give extra points to this movie, remember, I will deduct points immediately.
Then began the lengthy protagonist job hunting, the heroine sprayed, the old maiden sprayed, the protagonist sprayed again, and then the awesome association appeared, and then the more awesome shuhua milk appeared, and of course the one who sucked shuhua milk The awesome Wang Chen. The Transformers are played here, and the Transformers speech does not exceed 2 minutes in total, and the rest is person-to-person confrontation.
Then, what the enemy of the natural enemy has rebelled, Optimus Prime is going to be repatriated, etc. (please forgive me for forgetting the plot, because it is too bad)...
Nothing. Then, go directly to the subject, according to the Internet. The data, from the 100th minute to the end, is a melee between Transformers and humans, I will talk about it from here.
The human special forces are awesome. They used a sniper rifle to pierce the eyes of the Transformers, and then the Transformers are really invisible. It turns out that the radar of Transformers is his eyes. Humans are really awesome, and Transformers are really stupid; I think Humans should be better than humans. You parachute down, ride directly on Transformers neck, and cut off the oil pipeline or energy transfer pipe with a knife, so that the Transformers are directly out of breath.
Transformers are so stupid, Bumblebee or something was taken prisoner, they really hugged their heads in a ball and waited to be dried to death. Sure enough, they have grown up on the earth and become like humans. Humans still understand that it is a death to left and right. , Or shout "injustice"! ! ! ! Either shout "Long live XXX" or something, you didn't say a word, just waited to die, Bumblebee still showed a look of despair. You are more human than humans!
Megatron is even more stupid. You sit on the mountain and watch the tigers fight. Suddenly a silly old lady comes (this silly old lady fell in love with someone who has no job before, and then this person has a job, then she ran away, and was repeatedly treated as a hostage. The protagonist is hurt) I run to you and say an English sentence of no more than 100 words, and you are out of control, brother, she is not a female King Kong, you can't subtly rule her; you are not a real man, you can't deal with a human woman Ah, you just believe her! ! ! Okay, just believe it, and I will bear it. You can't wait until the natural enemy and Optimus Prime die first, and then you go again? If they are all killed, won't you rule the earth? Megatron fulfilled a sentence: Impulse is the devil... I was
too excited, and I forgot a paragraph in the middle. I am very sorry to tell you: I still don’t know why the Hornet was taken prisoner, because I was asleep and booming. I fell asleep for a while...
Finally: Except for special effects, the film is useless. Except for 3D special effects, only the hornet deformed in the air throws the hero into the air and catches it, transforms itself again, and then The actor's jokes stuffed back into the car are still fresh in his memory. Give two stars to the film in a good place, and the awesome heroine persuaded Megatron to deduct a point, and no other points will be deducted. If you deduct it again, it will become a negative point. At any rate, you will save face for my childhood memories.
One last sentence: Michael Bay, I fuck your sister!
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