Powerful Hypnotic Bomb

Kyle 2022-03-21 09:01:12

I never thought that Transformers would become a powerful hypnotic bomb. In front of the bathroom after the scene, everyone asked each other "How did the enemy die? How did Sasser die", and quite ashamed to admit that they accidentally fell asleep just now. .
After the rather mysterious moon incident, the movie immediately fell into hopeless procrastination and disorganization, frivolous jokes and vulgar plots emerged one after another, the action scenes were fragmented, and the two factions were indistinguishable to a degree comparable to that of the first film. People's supporting role status has become more and more stable. As for the image and ideology of the United States mentioned by Brother Carpenter, it seems that the first two are more suitable, because the technique of "Change 3" is too perfunctory, and it is not even straightforward, and it is totally uninteresting. In addition, the sniper rifle hits the robot, and the level of superiority beyond the samurai on Cybertron is about to compete with the waste wood invaders of "Battle of Los Angeles", right? Even if all of them come to the earth, it is estimated that a spoonful of stew will only be a matter of time.
Some time ago, I asked a Brit movie on the post. He said that it would be good if there were no human scenes. Now it seems that to do this, the movie must be shrunk to half an hour. As for the disastrous heroine, let's be an underwear model obediently.

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Extended Reading
  • Tara 2022-03-24 09:01:14

    Megatron is dead and Optimus Prime is dead, I don't believe in love anymore! !

  • Ernestina 2022-03-25 09:01:05

    Although it is not as 2, but it is still 2. For the sake of being cool, Michael Bay ignores all the most basic narrative logic and common sense of physics. A 150-minute movie has 90 minutes of gossip, a 30-minute mosaic melee, and For 30 minutes to sell meat, there is no need for the hero’s parents. So the result is that the visual impact is still very good, IMAX 3D is still very good, no more.

Transformers: Dark of the Moon quotes

  • Wheelie: We're in the heart of their ship. Lets give em a little ride.

    Brains: Oh we gonna screw this ship up!

  • Dylan: Prisoners? You're keeping prisoners?

    Soundwave: Yeesss...

    Dylan: You need to teach them about respect! This was all business, but now it's all personal, do you understand me?

    Soundwave: [laughs] I understand. No prisoners, only trophies!

    Que: Bee, I think they're going to kill us!