Autobots! Open invincible mode!

Bobby 2022-03-19 09:01:02

I must have made a mistake! Choose to watch the premiere in China! In the middle of the night, you should find some warm movies to adjust the atmosphere to promote sleep, but you can also say that you find such a big scene movie to detonate your adrenal glands. But please, my eyesight will be better in the future!

The director is also really lazy. In the first part, Miss Megan did not show a beautiful butt until the end. The second part appeared in the midfield, and the third part was directly placed at the beginning. If it's not for being lazy and not thinking about it, why put such a meaningless lens at the beginning. And, obviously Miss Megan is hotter, sorry I don't like sausage lips. But that kid Sam is really beautiful. He found a full-time girlfriend and also included a SLSAMG. Of course, he must act as a savior. Imagine how aggressive a young guy is when he drives a SLSAMG to you and tells you that I am here to save the world on behalf of justice! Wait a minute, this is not to praise him, the director, you let the Decepticons occupy the car, it's better to give it to me! Well, in addition to the envy of sports cars, I also want to say that at the beginning, Sam’s classmates were looking for a job, the theory with parents, and a series of dialogues with his girlfriend. This does not seem to be a science fiction film, and it shouldn’t be young. How did Sam become rich in XXXX through his own efforts, and almost missed his beautiful girlfriend halfway through, and finally returned to a happy and happy ending. But it’s all about finding a job, and it’s understandable that the Americans have reported that it is still hard to work in the post-financial crisis era. But if you are looking for a job, you are looking for it. Why do you have to come up with LENOVO? This is nothing. The key is Yili Nutrition Shuhua Milk! ! ! ! ! ! You let a Chinese drink our most beloved Yili Yili Nutritional Soothing Milk in such a disgusting manner. Why does this make the image of a big brand embarrassing! And since it is inserted, it should have Chinese characteristics. Put Yili Nutrition Shuhua Milk on every corner of the desk, and each shot should not be frozen for less than 2 seconds, so that everyone can see that it is Yili Nutrition Shuhua Milk, not others. It is Yili Nutrition Soothing Milk. Yes, what you see is Yili Nutrition Soothing Milk. Yili Nutrition Soothing Milk has become a world-famous brand. Yili Nutrition Soothing Milk is absolutely melamine-free. (Do you think I’m more comfortable doing this advertisement than in the movie?)

Finally boy Sam doesn’t have to find a job, and it’s time to save the world (please don’t change roles so quickly, it’s not used to it!), so our hero immediately stepped forward, for the sake of the common people, for the people of Li, for the great revolutionary cause! He stood up! But the director, how can you make our hero make mistakes? He must be a knower of the truth. He must have a pair of insights to discover that the Heavenly Master is a traitor. Okay, leave some suspense. But why did I ran on the highway again? I hit two of them. The American highway is really spacious. The people all over the world understand, why go up and fight! Finally, the identity of a traitor appeared, and a good citizen was taken away very powerfully. Then the show is about to begin, and the war begins. At this time, you will surely think, the time has come to excite your heart. If you have any tricks, let's do it! But wait, you said you want to send the Autobots back? Isn't it too naive, the Americans don't have to work hard on their own if they let the big guys go? Even so, Starscream can kill all the passengers in a spaceship with just two hits, do you think of the Decepticons as idiots! Okay, it doesn't matter. Taking advantage of the gap in neutral, the Decepticons and Heavenly Sovereign began their plan to capture the world and release energy bars. But when everything freezes, eh? Wait a minute, if Chicago feels like the Battle of Los Angeles, it's better than the Battle of Shanghai. The United States likes to destroy its homeland and let them go. Let us look forward to the real battle. But when the Autobots came back, I didn't see any hope, so you just brought so much, right? However, it turns out that Autobots have invincible mode and immortality! But the director, we want to see the Autobots blast the enemy with awesome weapons. Why did the Hornet get on the small plane and didn't even let the guns go, so they shot all the machine guns! Forget it, the Autobots believe in Brother Chun anyway.

In the end, I think it’s a pity that Megatron died. The new look is still very handsome, like the Ranger, but how stupid it is to be instigated and succeeded! The full-time girlfriend is really extraordinary, she has all the functions! Speaking of this, Autobots are not handsome weapons, but they are all occupied by Optimus Prime, Wind Sword and Orange Axe! Finally, a tyrannical scene of one-armed heroes one-to-two was staged.

Actually speaking, it has nothing to do with the movie. I just want to make a complaint. Thank you for your appreciation. See you next time.

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Transformers: Dark of the Moon quotes

  • Sam Witwicky: That woman, she called me a messenger. You believe that? After everything I've done, I'm a messenger.

    Wheelie: Oh, I believe it. I tell you, Sammy, we feel the same way. The disrespect on this rock is criminal.

  • Charlotte Mearing: "Total Nightmare" file. So the investigation is open. We've sent agents to your office. And for the time being, we're gonna send you home with Autobot protection.

    Sam Witwicky: Who-who do I need to speak to get you guys to understand that I can help? That I can contribute?

    Brains: Hey, we can all help. Want me to tell you what I know? I could tell you about the solar system, all the gun planets to hang out in.

    Charlotte Mearing: [taking out and putting her gun on the desk] Get off my desk, please.

    Brains: Oh, you pulling out guns? I can't help you out now. She angry.

    Charlotte Mearing: Oh, my god.

    Sam Witwicky: What do you envision for me? I go home now? I go back to work? I make copies? I mean...

    Charlotte Mearing: This is a unit for veteran intelligence officers and Special Forces, not for boys who once owned special cars.