What do you want for a bad movie - Commentary on "Prehistoric Crocodile 3"

Carmine 2022-09-01 21:44:53

"Wow! It tastes so heavy! What kind of movie is the introduction, the people are rotten, the crocodile is fake, oh, and the shirtless crush... It's hard to find..."

"This... It's what the plot needs. , but that's not the point." I said, "The point is that this is a bad movie."

"Why do you want to watch a bad film? And the speed of this film is very strange, fast-forward, you won't get dizzy!"

" This... is a need to watch the movie, but that's not the point." I said, "The point is that this is a bad film."

Why watch a bad film? Because only foreign countries have the ability to create horror stories about the threat of life on earth, and these crocodiles, dinosaurs, spider bats, etc., as long as there are creatures on the earth, they are food in our country. non-threat.

From our point of view, there are only two types of creatures on Earth—the edible ones, and the delicious ones.

If there is evidence or bricks to prove that eating various non-terrestrial creatures such as aliens and sagezi has the effects of anti-cancer and longevity, aphrodisiac and kidney, promotion and wealth, I think all horror movies will be adapted by us into food and health columns.

Traveling in the south, there is a restaurant with many crocodiles in the courtyard. They are not for housekeeping and viewing, but are kept in captivity and slaughtered, just like chickens and pigs raised by farmers. Moreover, this restaurant is there. The side is almost everywhere, and the crocodiles inside are also very peaceful. They sleep lazily and open their eyes occasionally. They are not fierce and murderous, but they see through the red dust and die peacefully, just like a pig farm. pig in. On our side, no matter how oddly shaped, ferocious in appearance, national protection or rare species, they are all caught, killed, skinned, cramped, chopped, put into pots, and waited to eat meat. If there is the kind of crocodile in "Prehistoric Crocodile 3", our restaurant owners will be very excited. The body is large and produces a lot of meat, and the breeding will be released soon. Moreover, the leather can be used as a bag. Riding can be done, done in a big way, developed...

So, I can only watch bad movies, and feel the ferocity of food in the minds of foreigners who have never seen the world.

The same is the crocodile, they are too badly shot, we are too badly stewed.

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