Shanzhai version of Quentin - referred to as "Kunshan"

Scotty 2022-03-20 09:01:28

"Scimitar" plays Quentin's style: the violence accumulated by absolutely tons of blood + the sexiness that is absolutely displayed by rows of beauties.

At the beginning of the film: the male protagonist takes a knife and falls, his head, arms and legs are like a rattle, "crackling" and falling to the ground! ——This scene was so enjoyable to me that I tolerated the dull plot for dozens of minutes in the middle of the film. Fortunately, there are all kinds of beauties constantly teasing my visual nerves, which can ensure that Xiaosheng keeps his enthusiasm until the end.

The ending is such a bullshit - what more than the ending? The whole movie sucks. But so what? Tons of blood plasma and rows of beauties are piled up there, just looking at it makes you cool! Friends who like Quentin must see it, the cottage is quite suspicious!

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Machete quotes

  • Doc Felix: How's the eye?

    Luz: What eye?

  • [last lines]

    Sartana: Where will you go?

    Machete: Everywhere.

    Sartana: Then I'll ride with you...