Your aunt is still your aunt, and your uncle is still your uncle

Buddy 2021-12-07 08:01:03

FBI Warning: The following content contains a lot of spoilers, viewers who have not watched the feature film should read it carefully.

By chance, Peter Parker, a young man with movie dreams, was funded by Mr. Tony and finally had the opportunity to shoot his own movie. However, halfway through the filming of the film, the crew that pinned his greatest film ambitions actually went bankrupt. The actor Steve Rogers ran away with his hairpin Bucky. Teacher Tony had no choice but to take out the costumes to pay for his salary. As compensation, Teacher Tony also recorded a short video with Peter before leaving. This old iron generally does not easily take photos with fans. The last time he did this on the battlefield in the Middle East, he was unfortunately pierced by shell fragments.

When Peter returned to school, he was depressed and could only learn film theory by watching the past film and television works of teacher Steve, who had been blocked by the entertainment industry. Although recognized as a bad artist, Mr. Steve’s artistic achievements cannot be denied, especially in the two main themes of "Our Bond Dream" filmed during World War II and later "Being the Dean of Life, Campus Safety Is Always First" The film history status is the highest.

Peter still did not give up his dream of filming, and decided to take a curve to save the country. He worked hard to perform juggling everywhere in the community, helped recycle shared bicycles, gave directions to the elderly, and gradually established himself as an Internet celebrity with his own traffic. However, the beeping when he scanned the QR code to unlock the shared bicycle was too noisy, causing complaints from neighbors. One of them was the old cleaner who was secretly observing him in the school. It is said that the old man has recorded the deeds of Peter and his predecessors in the film industry, often wearing a spacesuit and flying into space to talk to alien investors about the development potential of these stories as movie projects.

Although Peter worked very hard to create the topic, because the market situation of the entire cultural industry was relatively severe, Mr. Tony did not dare to rush to shoot his new film. In order to find a more suitable event marketing point, Peter decided to do something with high social attention and full of positive energy. He was brave enough to stop a robbery case. The four people who committed the crime have the same dream of acting as Peter, and they did not forget to dress up as the most popular male performance group AVBoys before they came out to rob the bank. Unfortunately, due to teacher Steve's withdrawal from the group, the group's popularity has been hit hard.

After commenting on the performances of the four robbers, Peter examined their martial arts qualities, and the scene was completely messed up. Reluctantly rescued the implicated innocent passerby and his cat, then Peter sneaked back home. He has never dared to let people around him know that he is focusing on things outside of his studies. As a result, his secret was discovered by his classmate friend Ned. After learning that Peter’s valuable costume was presented by Tony, Ned was envious, but he secretly rejoiced that the investor, Tony, was interested in Peter rather than himself. Maybe you have to change your name to Ned Stark with his last name, which sounds like he's alive soon.

Ned was very interested in Peter's stage name "Spider-Man" and asked him if he would summon an army of spiders. Peter said he could not, but with a shout, he could summon four hundred aunts to New York Times Square to release their enthusiasm for dancing. The Galaxy Sing and Dance Ensemble formed by the alien mixed blood who has the same name as him. As a rising star in the film industry, Peter's strength certainly doesn't stop there. His costume mask can enhance the vividness of the wearer's expression, and it also has built-in artificial intelligence Karen developed by Tony teacher. Listening to the voice, you will know that you are a couple with the original Jarvis Jar. If Teacher Tony made her a body like a phantom, I believe it must be at the level of a goddess, but I don't know if she remembers Bruce Banner fourteen years ago by the Daming Lake.

Peter's other classmates didn't know that he was a new Internet celebrity, but because Ned accidentally exposed the connection between the two, Peter had to lie that Spider-Man was his friend. In order to prove his connections in the entertainment industry, Peter decided to put on a costume and make a grand appearance at a party organized by his classmates. However, the previous act of curbing the robbery has involved him in a vicious case of illegal weapons trading. On the night of the party, he found clues about the case, so he decided to continue to follow up and tell Mr. Tony. prove yourself. Peter, who is good at hanging Wia, can't play an advantage in the open, so he has to run wildly with two feet in order to track the criminals. As a result, he was found by the head of an illegal weapons trafficking gang who was better at performing stunts than him in exaggerated costumes and was found and thrown into the water. Fortunately, Mr. Tony rescued him in time.

Teacher Tony was dissatisfied with Peter's behavior and suggested that he do more grounded things and get closer to the audience, so as to be more beneficial to his film career. He also intends to let Peter follow the path of developing idols and set up a cultivation procedure. But Peter firmly believes that people in the entertainment industry must also have a sense of social responsibility, so he insisted on continuing to investigate. He discovered that the next destination of the suspect involved in the illegal arms trade happened to be adjacent to the place where the world’s No. 1 Budo Club was held, so he got into the team of his school and went to Washington to look for the criminals.

In another hunting operation, Peter discovered that the criminal gang’s modus operandi was to transform the explosive device used in filming the movie into a powerful weapon and resell it. Previously, he accidentally picked up such a blasting device from criminals and gave it to his friend Ned for research, which meant that Ned and his classmates were in danger of explosion at any time. So Peter hurried to save people, and with his superb technique of hanging Viagra, the crisis was resolved. He just happened to hang upside down and approached his goddess Liz in a delicate position. Although there is no rain to add to the atmosphere, the old driver Karen firmly believes that there will be a chance to witness a classic scene in movie history, so he uttered an aggressive "Go, kiss, kiss, kiss" in Peter's ear. Peter could not hold it decisively and fell. Go down.

This experience greatly increased Peter's confidence, and he planned to quit school to concentrate on his acting career. The top priority at the moment is to settle the case of illegal arms sales. So he tracked down a suspect, Lando Carrisin, who was involved in the arms trade at the time. Peter's plan was to use a voice as deep as Darth Vader to tell how the domineering spirit he had set off when he was undressing once shattered a whole dead star's glorious deeds, using this method to intimidate Lan Duo. However, the latter didn't buy it, just considering that he has a nephew who lives in a nearby neighborhood, and his age and play style are similar to Peter, so he still disclosed information about the weapon trade to Peter.

After getting the clue, Peter hurried to the ferry to stop the criminal gang, but encountered a group of FBI agents. As we grow up, it is always inevitable that the FBI will step out to warn us not to do things that minors should not do. The appearance of the FBI disrupted Peter's plan, the blasting device was activated, and the ferry was blown into two sections. At this time, the wealthy teacher Tony arrived in time to avoid more casualties.

Peter was once again taken away by Tony teacher for criticism and education, and he was dissatisfied with this, because Tony, who loves to travel on business, always fooled him with remote control robots. Unexpectedly, Mr. Tony's deity walked out at this moment and asked him if he was surprised or surprised. Teacher Tony said that because Peter's behavior has become more and more out of the ordinary, he has violated his original intention of gifting the costume, so he decided to take it back.

Peter, who had lost his costume, was discouraged. He thought that his acting career had come to an end. He turned the focus of life to love, boldly pursued the goddess Liz, dressed up like a dog, and ran to Liz's house to pick her up to the ball. The face of Liz's father that appeared after the door was opened surprised Peter. He discovered that his future father-in-law is actually Bruce Wayne, who has no less say in the film industry than Tony's teacher. But after taking a closer look, Peter realized that he had admitted the wrong person. The reason why the person in front of him is familiar is that he is the mountain eagle, the leader of the illegal weapons production and sales gang. A pair of mortal enemies met on a narrow road, and the scene was once very embarrassing.

Zuo Shan Diao was originally a performer of Peking Opera model opera. Later, a special effects blockbuster made by filmmakers headed by Tony teacher turned out to take away a large number of audiences. The family of the mountain eagles, whose career is at a trough, is not going well, and all kinds of girls are hooked up by all kinds of Spider-Man. In addition to Liz, he also has an eldest daughter, and while entangled with another guy who uses Spider-Man as a stage name, he is glaring with Dr. Bruce Banner, who is performing a model show with his father's troupe. Although Peter himself had never seen Dr. Banner, the people around him had seen various versions of Invincible Hulk, and this old man had been colleagues with two of them.

The pressure of life forces the mountain eagles to commit crimes. He formed a gang specializing in the theft of movie props, and transformed the stolen props into weapons to sell. While relying on this business to feed his family, he also warned the world: popcorn special effects will lead to violence, for the sake of spiritual civilization. The development of the career should lead people to pay more attention to those literary and artistic works that promote the main theme and convey positive energy, such as his old profession.

But anyway, this uncle's behavior violated the law, so the selfless Peter decided to do his best to prevent his next criminal activity. The mountain eagle intends to do another big ticket, focusing on a group of precious movie props in the hands of Teacher Tony, including Odin’s beard, Ultron’s nose, Howard’s strange duck pants, Rocky’s horns, and abominable dorsal fins. , The human skin mask of the Red Skull, the sunglasses of the Manchuria, the ex-wife of Justin Hammer, etc.

Peter, who followed the mountain eagle all the way, was caught in the enemy's trap, and fell into the classic predicament of shadow history that no one would come to rescue him without breaking his throat. Peter took a look at the chicken soup that his uncle and teacher Tony gave him in those years, and shouted "Come on! Work hard! Struggle!" Instantly full of strength, he got out of trouble and continued to chase the mountain eagle.

At the same time, Peter's friend Nide is also sitting in the school computer room to provide technical support. The teacher who broke in suddenly suspected that the sneaky little fat man used the bandwidth of the school to do something shameful in the dark, so he asked him if he used the school computer to watch "Change 5" online. In order to protect Peter's secret and his own reputation, Ned replied to the teacher abruptly, no, no, I didn't watch "Change 5", in fact I was watching a porn.

In the end, Peter frustrated the plan of the mountain eagle and saved the city where he lived, without allowing his enemies to die. After this incident, Mr. Tony finally recognized Peter's strength, persuaded him to drop out of school and officially enter the entertainment industry, and planned to sign a contract with him to promote him as the new generation of the men's team AVBoys. But at this time Peter realized that becoming a schoolmaster was his long-cherished wish. He was already obsessed with learning and unable to extricate himself. Learning made him happy, so he declined Teacher Tony's invitation and hid his reputation.

Tony, who was prepared for the signing ceremony and press conference, fell into a daze. In order to cover up the embarrassment and confusion that Peter’s contract may cause, Tony could only release another slam: He wants to tell that because he retired from the showbiz and came back. He divides and joins his rumored girlfriend, Xiaojiao, to propose marriage. Teacher Tony finally didn't get together with Peter's aunt, and lost the opportunity to become Peter and his uncle.

Although there is no way to make his official debut for the time being, Peter still retrieved the costume that originally belonged to him from Mr. Tony. Aunt May, who was passing by the door of Peter’s room, accidentally saw a scene of her nephew’s disguise, and asked Peter in surprise: What are you doing? !

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Last year’s superhero movies were overwhelming, but what left a deep impression on the audience were two chaotic supporting roles: one was Wonder Woman who was inexplicably involved in Batman and Superman, and the other was inexplicably involved in Iron Man. Spiderman and Captain America tore each other. Although the former is to make the two sides torn apart to fight against foreign enemies, the latter is induced by one of them to beat the other, but the addition of the two brings a very similar look and feel to the audience. They have nothing to do with the main line of the story. From the perspective of the plot, they are completely unnecessary characters, but they have become the most dazzling existence. If they are really deleted, the movie's excitement will be greatly reduced. This just shows the decline in the level of Hollywood movie dramas-the screenwriters cannot effectively integrate these service-oriented characters with only entertainment functions into the main narrative. The processing methods of the little yellow man and the fangs squirrel make these characters concentrate on selling cuteness. The Rocket Raccoon in "Guardians of the Galaxy 2" and Captain Jack in "Pirates of the Caribbean 5" were also unfortunately reduced to this kind of "minion character", especially Captain Jack, who obviously should be the first protagonist. The only way to strengthen the sense of existence is to keep playing soy sauce from beginning to end, one hammer and the other, to join in the excitement, which is really helpless.

But in a movie with a single hero as the protagonist, this situation is greatly changed. After all, it is his own territory, coupled with the reduction in the number of characters, the complexity of the plot is reduced, and the hero who is promoted as the only protagonist and the main source of motivation to advance the main plot can get more pen and ink to show his personality traits. This is also an important reason why both "Wonder Woman" and "Spider-Man: Homecoming" released this year have gained good reputation. The two heroes have similar development paths outside the play, and there are many similarities in the play. The first is the similarity of combat styles-this is mainly due to the incisive display of the actual combat application of the mantra in the "Wonder Woman" movie. A rope shaking, a spider web shaking, the two heroes are equally agile and lively on the battlefield, just like playing the enemy as a bouncing ball. The other two films also tell about the journey of adolescent girls from ignorance to maturity, but Wonder Woman has shown the appearance of growing up to the audience, and the little spider is still in the process of growing after gaining an experience. In the next few Marvel Cinematic Universe works he will participate in, he should continue to maintain an immature state of small fresh meat, which is also what people want.

Although they all revolve around the growth of the protagonist, "Wonder Woman" has the grand background of a world war, while "Spider-Man: Homecoming Season" is limited to one or two cities, revolving around a hero and an unknown person with limited influence. The unfolding of the struggle between criminal groups is a bit petty for the audience who are accustomed to the big scenes. But the big may be big and improper, and the small may be small and exquisite. "Wonder Woman" once tried to torture human nature and almost deepened the connotation of the whole movie. In the end, it was discouraged and could only end up perfunctory with the routine of "power generation with love". Although Spider-Man acted like a little monkey jumping up and down but unable to pull out the palm of the Tathagata Buddha, it is precisely because the movie has created a pattern commensurate with his age and experience. The pretentious second-degree aura of young people will not be lost. Enlarged in all directions, the audience is more likely to sympathize with the growing troubles he experienced, and the old-fashioned "memory sentence inspires a small universe" at the last moment is not so inexcusable.

The size of a single movie doesn't matter, but in a huge movie universe, the audience's sense of substitution will inevitably be affected by the comparison of previous movies. The biggest problem with "Spider-Man: Homecoming Season" is that the sense of crisis is not strong enough. The audience knows that no matter how many things the protagonist does, there will be a superhero who is more experienced than him to wipe his butt; the villain is tricky in the eyes of the protagonist, but the audience with God’s perspective will compare him with Iron Man. In an instant, he came to the conclusion that "the villain is weak" and "there is nothing to worry about", and the degree of concern for the battle between good and evil is seriously reduced. However, arranging Peter to live in small storms, even at the expense of the intensity of the plot, may be intentional by the producers. Because in the past two editions of the "Spider-Man" movie series, the young Peter has been abused badly enough. This time, everyone just wants to see him grow up healthy and healthy, and don’t want him to suffer the pain of losing his loved ones, loved ones, and close friends anymore, so even if it’s similar to Yongdu and Doctor Strange in "Guardians of the Galaxy 2" Gu Yi in the movie and Freija in Thor 2 did not sacrifice any of them in Spider-Man: Homecoming.

One of the most important reasons why 2014's "The Amazing Spider-Man 2" did not please me was that I was too obsessed with the sadomasochism of the male and female protagonists. Obviously both of them are full of sunshine and vigor, why can't they have a good end? The moment "Iron Man 1" was released, it was doomed that "The Amazing Spider-Man" would not work. The generation of viewers who have been shaped by "Iron Man" and "Avengers" in superhero movie watching habits want refreshing and pleasant stories, and bitter and deep hatred are outdated.

Sony Pictures hastily launched "The Amazing Spider-Man" without even thinking about how to shoot it, but it was forgotten by most people, while the earlier "Spider-Man" trilogy is for anyone who likes to watch superhero movies. The classics that cannot be avoided, even if the plot seems to be very outdated today. It was the success of "Spider-Man" in 2002 that made the comic-based film move toward blockbusters. Before that, most comic films were naive and rough compared to mainstream commercial sci-fi films, making it difficult to be elegant. The advanced visual effects of the new century have given more comic heroes the opportunity to appear on the big screen. The release of the 02 version of "Spiderman" sounded the first horn of the arrival of this superhero era. Therefore, the series naturally gets a tribute, or a spoof, in the new version of the "Spider-Man" movie.

After the elevator rescued people, Karen was instigated to kiss while hanging upside down. It was obviously a spoof of "Spider-Man 1." The spider silk sticky boat is a tribute to "Spider-Man 2"'s sacrifice and blocking the train. That scene is said to be the most tear-jerking in the history of superhero movies. Of course, the new version can't expect to achieve the shocking effect of the year, so it simply embarked on a funny route. Finally, the little spider thought he was stable, but the passerby yelled and broke the power in one second. In the end, he had to rely on Iron Man to save the field. The passers-by to Qin Muchu immediately got out of food and went to support Iron Man instead.

In addition to the "Spider-Man" trilogy, "Back to School" can also see the shadow of the previous Marvel movie universe, but these are not a tribute, more like lazy copying. The good friend Ned next to Peter feels the same as Louis next to Ant-Man and Old Wang next to Doctor Strange. And because of losing the suit and falling into a desperate situation and finally finding the true self, such a stage was also staged in "Iron Man 3". It's just that Iron Man only lost his suit for a while, and he was able to wear his armor again before the decisive battle. However, Spider-Man wears a self-made low-profile suit and fights against the villain. Perhaps this comparison can better highlight his own value, but the audience always feels the sense of depression due to the narrow format of the film. And because of this, it didn't get a happy release. If it is changed to-Spider-Man solves the villain without relying on the suit, but the development of the matter has exceeded the original expectations of the villain. Uncontrollable disasters follow one after another, Spider-Man has to continue to accept the challenge, and Iron Man flies in. Help him, and because of the previous confrontation between Spider-Man and the villain, he recognized his strength. He returned the suit. In order to cope with the crisis in the best condition, Spider-Man put on the suit again. The Return of the King and Iron Man joined forces to stop him. Disaster-although the same routine is full, but will it look better?

The villain setting of "Spider-Man: Homecoming Season" is also a highlight of the film. After Ryan Reynolds, the original DC comic movie hero actor, switched to Marvel (non-MCU) to play cheap, Michael Keaton, who played the DC hero, once again acted as the villain in the "Spider-Man" movie. As the name suggests, the vulture man is like a bird of prey that specializes in plundering the flesh and blood of dead animals, specializing in cleaning up the battlefield. This character is by far the most unhingable villain in the Marvel Universe, and unlike Loki, he can't help him by selling sprouting masquerades. Vulture really makes the audience sympathize with him from the bottom of his heart. He seems to be the representative of countless hardworking people who have been robbed of nothing by the tide of the times. In the end credits, his act of keeping a secret for Spider-Man seems to herald the possibility of the villain's whitewashing.

Sony Pictures has been talking about filming "The Sinister Six" for several years, but it hasn't made any substantial progress. Perhaps the box office of Warner Bros. "Suicide Squad" has brought some inspiration, so the vulture played by Michael Keaton, who once played Batman, makes people feel like the death shooter played by Batman’s old opponent, Will Smith. There are some similarities. If the vulture, the Gu family dared to be the villain uncle, is the anti-hero combination "Six of Sinisters", which is both righteous and evil, it may be worth looking forward to.

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  • Shanon 2022-04-24 07:01:02

    The expectations are too high, so the experience of watching the movie is alright. It's cheerful, there are big scenes, and the plot is not stupid. It's normal and good-looking, but there are too many twitches. hours of boredom. Spider-Man still looks best in his cameo in Team America 3.

  • Cameron 2021-10-20 18:58:39

    Little spider: I can do it, I can do it! Iron Man: You can't, you are too tender. Little spider: Huh~huh! See I caught you a bad guy! Iron Man: Okay, hurry up and get a job. Little Spider: Forget it, the hero has to be low-key. Iron Man: WTF?

Spider-Man: Homecoming quotes

  • [Spider-Man shows up at a robbery carried out by men in Avengers masks]

    Spider-Man: Wait a minute... You guys aren't the real Avengers! I can tell. Hulk gives it away.

  • Peter Parker: I'm sick of Mr. Stark treating me like a kid.

    Ned Leeds: But you are a kid.

    Peter Parker: Yeah. A kid who can stop a bus with his bare hands.