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's a shame, it's a shame!
I don't know how ten-year-old Xiaopen and you feel watching this film, maybe they won't be happy at all when they get a peacock while eating a happy meal. When we watched the movie, we felt that the laughing points and cute points of our older sisters and the crowd of small pots and others were already staggered. When everyone laughed, we all had a bear face, and when everyone didn’t respond, we all screamed—especially where the tuning fork nailed Lord Shen to the wall. If the front seats could be lifted, we would have done it a long time ago. .
Sure enough, the point of view is still in the villain. Then I thought about it, if the villain is not a peacock but a baboon, a mountain boar, etc. (Of course, I have no intention of looking down on baboons and mountain boars, look at my sincere eyes!) Zhang or Wang (of course, I don't mean to look down on these two surnames, if you know the author's own name is one of them), the blood of the chicken must be greatly reduced. It is a good decision to work hard on the villain. First of all, the small pots with justice in mind will not distort their values because the villain is a beautiful woman (…………), and they are tired of Ultraman playing the little monster mode, but the thief will not die. For the old sisters, the villain is a great beauty, which has become an important bargaining chip for whether this film is worth watching. Of course, Master's fluffy tail is also quite tempting. I have long said that if I can touch Master's tail, it will be worth being beaten by Master.
As a new character who shoulders the great cause of the box office, Shen Wangye undoubtedly possesses all kinds of cute elements: good-looking, paranoid, arrogant, natural and dull, and the psychological shadow of childhood. Whether these elements will become less popular in a few years is still uncertain, but for now, it is still good steel used on the blade. The only unpleasant thing is that even if the Sina logo on your tail (...) is an illusion, I was a little excited at first, but later I found out that this noble with strong traditional characteristics used foreign guns and foreign cannons. When the weapons are due to be pushed down, they can't last for three minutes each time. I'm really sorry for his face! ! ! ! A kung fu movie, what a cannon! It's not that he can't fight! How cute is it to use illusion, and you can also pick up everyone's old gods! In this way, the protagonist who looks directly at the enemy in the end is enough to pull the wind, right? There's a beauty in bowling or something! God horse beauty! ! ! ! ! !
In the end, the language can't be organized, so let's spit out a few small grooves:
1. There is no point in the tug of war with the rhino crocodile in the prison.
2. When Sister Tiger hugged Po, my mouth was as big as a crane. I firmly believe that the content of the roar in our minds at that moment is the same - "Lalang match!!!!"
3. Master's Tai Chi is very good, and when you put it on Bao, it's just... just... (Looking at the sky)
4. "What did he say...? It's too far to hear =_=||||" I could bear it when I yelled "Don't grab my clothes" at first, but here, he has completely lost his mind. image. I mean, it's the same as watching 30% fall when I was in a panic while playing the B3, it was so cute that my liver shuddered.
5. Di Renjie's Onion Empire... ah no, Tongtian Empire tells us that as long as there are high-rise buildings in the film, 100% of them will collapse.
6. The ending of this film is super nice, but unfortunately everyone got up and left. However, Mr. Qian Zhongshu said it well, you don't need to look at the appearance of the hen after eating eggs. When the box office hits, DreamWorks wins.
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