Harry Potter

Johanna 2022-03-20 09:01:19

I'm Po, I'm Harry Potter.

There was a goat auntie who predicted that a white chicken would be defeated by a black and white thing, so he set his sights on our panda, maybe because the zebra was dragged to Madagascar.
There was a nagging Professor Trelawney who predicted that the Dark Lord would be defeated by a boy born at the end of July, so he set his sights on me, probably because Neville would be more handsome when he grew up.

A group of dung-eating wolves came to my hometown. My parents put me in Peace Valley to protect me, so I became an orphan like this. Fortunately, there is a silly goose father who loves me and feeds me carrots every day.
There was a shit eater who betrayed my parents, and my parents fought against the bad guys to protect me, so I became an orphan like this. Fortunately, my uncle’s house gave me a place to live, even though they were reluctant to give me carrots.

One day I was sitting on fireworks and was thrown in front of everyone. A fierce mouse told me that I could save the world by becoming a dragon warrior. They taught me kung fu. Although I was stupid, my stomach gave me a lot of advantages. After defeating a small boss, I was finally recognized by the world.
One day I was dragged by a giant to Focus Lane, everyone told me I was the boy who survived, they taught me magic, I wasn't smart either, but I had a natural inspiration for Defence Against the Dark Arts, beat a I'm still not sure about the little boss, Professor Zilo.

Because the white-haired chicken killed our guardian, he wanted to make Kung Fu surrender to him, and to make mainland China surrender to him. As a national treasure panda, I absolutely cannot agree, so I and my good friends Tiger, Snake, Crane, monkey and mantis practice martial arts. In order to defeat him and restore the world to a clean place, they also have an ambiguous relationship with the usual fierce tiger, but every time I see the red mark on his body, I have a splitting headache. There must be some reason.
Because the Dark Lord killed our Minister of Magic, he wants to make magic subject to him, to make the wizarding world subject to him, as the boy who survived, I can't agree, so me and my good friend Hermione , Ron, Neville, Ginny and other training magic, in order to defeat him, make the world clean, and have an affair with Hermione who is much smarter than me, but every time I see him, the lightning mark on my head hurts , there must be some reason.

I just learned that he is a person who doesn't trust others, and I also know my background - the last panda bear in the world, I am the incarnation of yin and yang, I am the master of Tai Chi, I am the king of kung fu, but I am still loved by him One shot went out, everyone thought I was dead, he captured my friends and prepared to declare war on the world.
I learned that he is a man who does not trust others, and I also know my background - the only living heir of three brothers in the world, I am the owner of the Deathly Hallows, I am the king of magic, I am still a Horcrux , but I was still cursed by him, everyone thought I was dead, he captured me and my friends, and was ready to declare war on the world.

Just when he was blind, I came to life and used my fate to end him. It was so easy to die.
Just when he was blind, I came to life and used my fate to end him. It was so easy to die.

I am Po who knows magic.
I am the Harry Potter who knows kung fu.

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Kung Fu Panda 2 quotes

  • Mr. Ping: So, how did it go? Did you save China?

    Po: Yep.

    Mr. Ping: Well, I knew you would! That's why I had these signs made! "My son saved China - you too can save! Buy one dumpling, get one free!"

  • Mantis: I didn't have any problems with my dad. Maybe it's 'cause Mom ate his head before I was born...